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CodeOfSilence -> Silly little moments for those in BDSM (1/24/2016 1:40:20 AM)

So I was just reminded that when it comes to people in BDSM we can't quite communicate and act like everyone else. Here are three from me:


Just recently I was going to compliment a girl on here for her voluptuous figure, but all the terms denoting that 36 24 36 body have different connotations including the term used since ancient times, namely "Goddess".


Back in the past when I was calling my significant other I had to be mindful of the pretty common term "I'm tied up right now" x.X


A whipping boy doesn't have to be a "weak willed loser", au contraire.


edit:
Lol, epic convo with a possible findombot right now:

Me: "Having fun with the copy pasta?"
It: "I'm into doing this and that for payment, tralalala"
Me: "I'm into passing a law through congress labeling what you do as prostitution"
It: "We can do that if you have the payment"


ROFL O.O



littleclip -> RE: Silly little moments for those in BDSM (2/1/2016 7:08:39 PM)

one that happened to me once was while my mistress was flogging me the local church group kids came to the door for a fundraiser.



spellslave -> RE: Silly little moments for those in BDSM (2/2/2016 1:43:37 PM)

- Falling off the bed while changing position and getting my butt stuck in the waste-paper basket.
- Getting my hair unintentionally stuck on the headboard.
- Getting leg cramp mid-riding.
- Being able to wriggle out of Master's full-body rope bondage ladder.



LilJuly76 -> RE: Silly little moments for those in BDSM (2/2/2016 3:34:14 PM)

after the most erotic beating of my life I had a lot of "O"'s and made a lot of noise my neighbour knocked on my door to see if I was ok, I told her I burned myself while making supper.



mousekabob -> RE: Silly little moments for those in BDSM (2/2/2016 4:10:47 PM)

Broke the headboard at a hotel we were staying at
broke a pair of leather cuffs after pulling so hard on them from the pain
accidentally hit him in the head after a spontaneous kick from a leg that came untied

oohhh so many other things I could probably think of



LilJuly76 -> RE: Silly little moments for those in BDSM (2/2/2016 4:18:39 PM)

electro play-couldn't stop laughing it tickled so much, too much I kept tooting in all directions each time the contraption was used on me.



littleclip -> RE: Silly little moments for those in BDSM (2/2/2016 5:13:13 PM)

after being tied (torso)to a spanking bench i was tickled and being 6'3 i moved it across the room



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Silly little moments for those in BDSM (2/2/2016 5:40:33 PM)

Came out of sub space to find I'd managed to climb up the St. Andrew's Cross and was perched atop it.

Managed to wiggle my hands and head out of the stocks during a scene, and had to re-wiggle myself back into them...which was much harder to do as it turns out.

The host of my very first play party owned a cockatoo that imitated a woman's screams perfectly. Just when I had worked up the nerve to knock on the door the damn bird let out its scream. Scared the holy hell out of me.

On a trip to a Leather Leadership Conference, my sister slave and her girlfriend had to pack what seemed like every possible dildo on the market which apparently had to be UNpacked at the airport by security and laid out on the conveyor. One of the dildos was somehow turned on and very noisily bounced its way down the belt.

Not BDSM related, but in keeping with the embarrassing dildo escapades of my past...I walked outside to find two of my sons wielding my dildos like light sabers in the front yard.



LadyPact -> RE: Silly little moments for those in BDSM (2/2/2016 7:53:05 PM)

My best one of all time, but you have to know the story behind the story.

Years ago, when we first moved to CA, there was this huge party at Mnb's house. We're planning this whole thing for weeks. Stxxl and are are planning to do some wax play on his two girls. I tell him it's all cool. Just buy the wax and I'll teach him.

So, he buys this big five pound block of wax. We're busting it up and putting it in the pot, but it's taking FOREVER to melt.

Finally, close to curfew, Stxxl and I are both topping his girls for wax. K is EXTREMELY happy with the experience and very vocal about it. I mean VOCAL. She's having the BEST time. We're going with the flow, etc, etc.

Shortly after 10:00PM, the doorbell rings. There's a cop at the door. Merc answers and during the exchange gets told, "this isn't the neighborhood for orgy noises after ten PM."

This story becomes a LEGEND. It becomes one of the funniest things we ever did. I make it a part of all of my wax demos for entertainment. We joke about it for years.

Sometime later, tk and I have the most amazing play night and the sex is the best I'd ever had with a male s-type, which means I"M LOUD. Like, afraid I'm going to wake the neighbors loud. No other male s-type was ever that good in bed.

Next morning, myself, MP, and tk are all having breakfast. I'm blushing. The two of them are ribbing me about how loud I was the night before..

From out of nowhere, tk looks up from his eggs and says, "well, at least you found the neighborhood for orgy noises after 10:00PM."

Best.

Story.

EVER!!!



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Silly little moments for those in BDSM (2/3/2016 12:00:08 AM)

[sm=happy-smiley58.gif]

My very first ever glimpse into BDSM was in New Orleans, at Mardis Gras. I was with my church group handing out tracts and I glanced down an alleyway to see three people in full leather, one of them leading someone by a leash. I remember going; "ooo, that looks fun!"



AudreyVicious -> RE: Silly little moments for those in BDSM (2/3/2016 3:25:31 AM)

my high school ex boyfriend's mom, who is a professor of anthropology at an ivy league school, tried to friend me on another bdsm networking site. VERY awk



LilJuly76 -> RE: Silly little moments for those in BDSM (2/3/2016 4:37:05 AM)

fire play demonstration, went into subspace, by way of fear, after the demo I was going around shaking everyone's hand, the fire play demo dude tried to give me a bear hug, I screamed no, climbed the spiderweb halfway up before they got me down, went into the corner, laid on the floor like a baby sucking my thumb.



Danemora -> RE: Silly little moments for those in BDSM (2/3/2016 12:45:06 PM)

~FRing it~

I had just been placed into a wonderfully restrictive hogtie. He was putting the finishing touches on it and I was beginning to feel that warm fuzzy wave of subspace bliss swelling. It was like I was on the launchpad and liftoff was just about to happen when...

My damned nose decided it was the perfect time to react to the dry indoor winter air by getting a nosebleed. Ended up turning that fresh clean white bedsheet under my face into a Rorschach ink blot test as he worked hard to quickly get me free while simultaneously taking care of my nose. I jokingly called it unintended blood play [:)]



DocStrange -> RE: Silly little moments for those in BDSM (2/3/2016 2:49:44 PM)

The wife and I were moving from an apartment into our first house. The moving company was doing all the heavy lifting. But I had brothers and sisters helping unpack at the new house. My "toys" were packed by me and I carried that box in my car and quietly slipped into the basement with the box and hid it in a closet. My nosy sister instead of staying upstairs wondered into the basement. She looked in the closet. Grabbed the box and while opening it said "I cannot believe the mover just shoving boxes anywhere". I calmly said the movers did not put it there, I did. As she glanced inside the box she said "ohhhh". My sister's face turned a bright shade of red as she put the box down and walked back upstairs.



LilJuly76 -> RE: Silly little moments for those in BDSM (2/3/2016 3:14:17 PM)

I awoke in the middle of the night because my cats found my bag of vibrators, scared the living daylights out of them, they came running onto the bed and under the covers, I thought I was being attacked until I woke up enough to figure out what was going on.



Wayward5oul -> RE: Silly little moments for those in BDSM (2/3/2016 4:24:31 PM)

After a night spent with my then-play partner, I was being lazy and didn't straighten the house up immediately like I usually do. I wasn't concerned because my little human was spending the night elsewhere and wouldn't be home until the next evening. I decided to leave it until the next morning.

Got up the next morning, and had just gotten out of the shower when I heard the front door slam. The short one had returned home unexpectedly, and I found him standing in the living room, collar in one hand and dildo in the other. He was excited because he had been begging for a dog, and he thought I was going to surprise him with one because I had bought a collar and 'chew toy' in preparation for a new pet.

We had a four-legged addition to the house shortly after that.



mousekabob -> RE: Silly little moments for those in BDSM (2/3/2016 4:37:42 PM)

The ex Dom decided to stick ben wa balls in me but then couldn't retrieve them. They got stuck behind my pelvis and just would not come out. I ended up jumping up and down, doing jumping jacks, making all kinds of jingling noises until they finally fell out!



LadyPact -> RE: Silly little moments for those in BDSM (2/3/2016 7:48:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DocStrange
The wife and I were moving from an apartment into our first house. The moving company was doing all the heavy lifting. But I had brothers and sisters helping unpack at the new house. My "toys" were packed by me and I carried that box in my car and quietly slipped into the basement with the box and hid it in a closet. My nosy sister instead of staying upstairs wondered into the basement. She looked in the closet. Grabbed the box and while opening it said "I cannot believe the mover just shoving boxes anywhere". I calmly said the movers did not put it there, I did. As she glanced inside the box she said "ohhhh". My sister's face turned a bright shade of red as she put the box down and walked back upstairs.

Since you told this one, I'll tell another. It's just a funny story related to toys and moving.

Due to the other half's career, they always send us packers and movers. These are all sub contracted gigs with moving companies wherever you happen to live. Uncle Sam's people don't directly do it. Still, there can be some concerns.

I've never been all that big on allowing the movers to be the ones handling my toy collection. I've gotten over on getting them to take some stuff but we're talking about a serious toy collection. Worth more money than I'd be willing to kiss good-bye. (I know you are very aware of how much some things cost.)

The move away from AK, I figure we have to take two vehicles anyway, so the toy collection can come with us. Knives had to be packed because of the no weapons through Canada thing. (They are VERY serious about it.) The toys are packed in the car that we're towing on a trailer with the truck.

We managed to mess this up somehow. Leave AK into Canada, no problem. Canada didn't like our GPS so much, so we get messed up, have to turn around back into Canada at one point. We pull up to the border and I swear this Mountie took one look at MP, and decided he didn't like the look of him. We are asked to get out of our vehicle and wait in the station.

For the next flipping hour, two border guards are searching through every flipping bag in the vehicles. Floggers, whips, dildos, every sex related toy that I own, needles, paddles... I'm in this little shack, embarrassed as hell, just absolutely beside myself. These two guys finally come back in. Guess what they asked about?

What prescription medications could we account for that were in our names?

(This story was not funny at the time. It took over a week for me to start having a sense of humor about it.)




LilJuly76 -> RE: Silly little moments for those in BDSM (2/4/2016 3:28:06 AM)

life lesson: never play on a moving table.

the table lock wasn't on, the first hit and the table and myself went across the room, lucky I didn't fall off, the table hit the wall and thankfully I wasn't hurt.



DocStrange -> RE: Silly little moments for those in BDSM (2/4/2016 2:52:43 PM)

lol now that is a funny mental image.



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