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Nursery Rhymes Brought Forward - 7/19/2006 9:53:52 AM

Mercnbeth

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Nursery Rhymes we
Didn't have as kids.........

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
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JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
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SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
[font="copperplate gothic light"]Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you Dumb Ass"
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HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
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HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
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GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
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There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.

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RE: Nursery Rhymes Brought Forward - 7/19/2006 5:42:48 PM

MasterRenegade77

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Jack & jill went up the hill,
They each had a buck & a quarter,
jill came down with two & a half.
Ya think they went for water???

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RE: Nursery Rhymes Brought Forward - 7/19/2006 7:14:45 PM

ThatLilBrat

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well worth bringing it forward .... thank you for the smiles

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RE: Nursery Rhymes Brought Forward - 7/20/2006 1:36:46 AM

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Oh man those are just to funny

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RE: Nursery Rhymes Brought Forward - 7/20/2006 2:44:55 AM

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Mary had a little lamb,
she tied it to a pylon,
10,000 volts went up its arse,
and turned its wool to nylon

Hickory Dickory Dock
3 mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the other two escaped with minor injuries

Mary mary quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With GM Beans, now my hairs turned green
and I have to call myself Joe

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