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Heathen sinners repent and give up masterbating for lent - 2/1/2016 11:51:44 AM   
padrepedro


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I am the way, the truth and the light say'th the Lord our God in Heaven.
The last Pope is elected, the Anti Christ has already be born and is doing evil everywhere.
The second holy Mother a clinical psychologist has been chosen for her immaculate conception and been visited by one high Angel speaking through a patient. She has seen the sign of the world's demise a skull and crossbones cloud formation. The four horsemen have saddled up and ridden out. New plagues have started. Repent and give up precious things for this our final Easter and the period of Lent.
Shrove Tuesday eat you the final pancake. Ash Wednesday receive the mark of the Lord, Maundy Thursday repent thy past sins and beg forgiveness. Good Friday, eat thy last supper in company. Easter Sunday, rise up to the heavens are decent in translucent spirit to the giant fire in the core of the earth to spend eternity with satan a never ending ground Hog day. Repent and join the Heavenly judgement lottery. Only 100 thousand lucky winners cam enter paradise. It got very crowded over the last 400 thousand years. The mansions have all been let and now only trailers remain which are situated in the areas next to former limbo and purgatory residents. I urge you to repent.
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RE: Heathen sinners repent and give up masterbating fo... - 2/1/2016 7:43:25 PM   
littleclip


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instead of masturbation do mutual masturbation that way you can say you were not masturbating yourself

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RE: Heathen sinners repent and give up masterbating fo... - 2/2/2016 9:42:35 AM   
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Repent,repent, repent I say!

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