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You have to admit.... - 2/3/2016 6:38:06 AM

jlf1961

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In the time before admingate, socks were eliminated with swift action.

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RE: You have to admit.... - 2/3/2016 6:50:33 AM

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Sadly, there aren't many people running the ship these days.

But I can say that there IS someone doing some tickets.
So it's not all doom and gloom on the ghost ship!

They just need more time to eliminate all the socks and their posts.
That's assuming they can also keep up with all the new ones the socks make very friggin' day.

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RE: You have to admit.... - 2/3/2016 7:01:56 AM

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Well, I reached into my pocket and found 72 cents, a gum wrapper, and some lint. Do you think they'd make a trade for the site?

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RE: You have to admit.... - 2/3/2016 7:10:44 AM

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I saw the announcement that there are now "event calendars" going to be available...
weeeeeeeeeeee
the socks arent winning...and never will
even with the "management" out to lunch

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RE: You have to admit.... - 2/3/2016 7:18:45 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

I saw the announcement that there are now "event calendars" going to be available...
weeeeeeeeeeee
the socks arent winning...and never will
even with the "management" out to lunch

Strange you lost the conspiracy take over war and you will loose this war also. Sock Angels never loose a war to hellfire demons let loose in cyber space.

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RE: You have to admit.... - 2/3/2016 7:21:45 AM

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ORIGINAL: RottenJohnny

Well, I reached into my pocket and found 72 cents, a gum wrapper, and some lint. Do you think they'd make a trade for the site?

Throw several dozen cuban cigars in and we just might consider it dude.

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RE: You have to admit.... - 2/3/2016 7:22:47 AM

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

In the time before admingate, socks were eliminated with swift action.

Modgate one is over. Modgate 2 is in progress. Owners 1 shitters 0

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RE: You have to admit.... - 2/3/2016 7:23:54 AM

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Loose? As in Lucy?

Demons don't exist except in a person's mind.

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

I saw the announcement that there are now "event calendars" going to be available...
weeeeeeeeeeee

I thought that was always there?

< Message edited by DeviantlyD -- 2/3/2016 7:27:17 AM >

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RE: You have to admit.... - 2/3/2016 7:24:20 AM

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Myself the socks are part of the charm of this place... they are obvious and somewhat entertaining.

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RE: You have to admit.... - 2/3/2016 7:25:05 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

In the time before admingate, socks were eliminated with swift action.

The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.

The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more.

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

The lunatic is in my head.
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.

And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear.
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

"I can't think of anything to say except...
I think it's marvelous! HaHaHa!"

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RE: You have to admit.... - 2/3/2016 7:26:26 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

I saw the announcement that there are now "event calendars" going to be available...
weeeeeeeeeeee
the socks arent winning...and never will
even with the "management" out to lunch

as outside a lunatic asylum one day, busy picking up stones
When along came a lunatic and said to me, "Good morning Mr. Jones,
Oh, how much a week do you get for doing that", "Thirty bob I cried"
"What, thirty bob a week, with a wife and kids to keep?
Come inside you silly bugger come inside"

"Come inside you silly bugger come inside, you ought to have a bit more sense.
Working for your living, take my tip, act a little screwy and become a lunatic.
Oh you get your meals most regular and a brand new suit besides.
What's thirty bob a week with a wife and kids to keep.
Come inside you silly bugger come inside."

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RE: You have to admit.... - 2/3/2016 7:30:10 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: freedomdwarf1

Sadly, there aren't many people running the ship these days.

But I can say that there IS someone doing some tickets.
So it's not all doom and gloom on the ghost ship!

They just need more time to eliminate all the socks and their posts.
That's assuming they can also keep up with all the new ones the socks make very friggin' day.

I know you're out there
You're in hiding
And you hold your meetings

I can hear you coming
We know what you're after
We're wise to you this time
We won't let you kill the laughter

Lunatic fringe
In the twilight's last gleaming
This is open season
But you won't get too far

'Cause you gotta blame someone

For your own confusion
But I'm on guard this time
Against your final solution

We can hear you coming
No you're not going to win this time
We can hear the footsteps
Out along the walkway

Lunatic fringe
We all know you're out there
Can you feel the resistance?
Can you feel the thunder?

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RE: You have to admit.... - 2/3/2016 7:36:09 AM

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@toby: You're quoting lyrics from a Canadian band that released that song 35 years ago?

I'm curious as to your raison d'êtee. Is there one? Or is it simply boredom?

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RE: You have to admit.... - 2/3/2016 7:37:09 AM

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ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD

I thought that was always there?

MY bad, yes it was but it was updated two days ago?
someones workin

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RE: You have to admit.... - 2/3/2016 7:38:08 AM

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(Oom-yacka-wurka, oom-yacka-wurka, oom-yacka-wurka)

In the bad backlands of Australia
Many years ago,
The aborigine tribes were meeting,
Having a big pow-wow.

(Oom-yacka-wurka, oom-yacka-wurka)

"We got a lot of trouble, Chief,
On account of your son Mack."
"My boy Mack? Why, what's wrong with him?"
DRAKE: My boomerang won't come back.
"Your boomerang won't come back?"

DRAKE: My boomerang won't come back,
My boomerang won't come back,
I've waved the thing all over the place,
Practised till I was black in the face,
I'm a big disgrace to the Aborigine race,
My boomerang won't come back.

DRAKE: I can ride a kangaroo (yeah yeah)
Make kinkajou stew (yeah yeah)
But I'm a big disgrace to the Aborigine race,
My boomerang won't come back.

They banished him from the tribe then
And sent him on his way,
He had a backless boomerang
So here he could not stay.

(Animal noises)

DRAKE: [Spoken] This is nice, innit? Getting banished at my time of life. What a way to spend an
evening: sitting on a rock in the middle of the desert with me boomerang in me hand. I shall very
likely get bushwhacked.

(An animal roars; Drake shrieks back.)

DRAKE: Get out of it! You nasty bushwhacking animal. Think I'll make a nice cup of tea. (Doing, doing,
doing...) Good gracious! There goes a kangaroo. I must have a practice with me boomerang: hit him right
behind the left earhole. Now then, slowly back.

Gruff voice: If you throw that thing at me, I'll jump right on your head. (It chuckles and bounces away.)

DRAKE: Innit marvellous? Got a land full of kangaroos and I had to pick that one.

For three long months he sat there
Or maybe it was four,
Then an old old man in a kangaroo skin
Came a-knocking at his door.

"Well, I'm the local witch doctor, son,
They call me George Alfred Black.
Now tell me, what's your trouble, boy?"
DRAKE: My boomerang won't come back.
"Your boomerang won't come back?"

DRAKE: My boomerang won't come back,
My boomerang won't come back,
I've waved the thing all over the place,
Practised till I was black in the face,
I'm a big disgrace to the Aborigine race,
My boomerang won't come back.

"Don't worry, boy, I know the trick,
And to you I'm gonna show it.
If you want your boomerang to come back,
Well first you've got to... throw it."

DRAKE: Ooh, yes! Never thought of that. Daddy will be pleased. Must have a go, nyuh-huh! Excuse me.
Now then, slowly back... and throw.

(Boomerang whizzes away; Sounds of a plane approaching and then falling from the sky.)

DRAKE: Ooh my God! I've hit the flying doctor. Eee-hee-hee! Can you do first aid?
Witch Doctor: Don't talk to me about first aid, boy, you owe me fourteen chickens, you know, when
I learned you to throw the boomerang, you know, first things first.
DRAKE: Yes, I know that, but I mean, I think on this occasion, you know, you could be a bit more

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RE: You have to admit.... - 2/3/2016 8:44:10 AM

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ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD

Loose? As in Lucy?

Demons don't exist except in a person's mind.

Edited to add:

Is that so! Well the time is coming for you find out rest assured. Take heed of the wise,words in the Scottish play.

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

I saw the announcement that there are now "event calendars" going to be available...
weeeeeeeeeeee

I thought that was always there?

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RE: You have to admit.... - 2/3/2016 8:57:19 AM

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ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD

@toby: You're quoting lyrics from a Canadian band that released that song 35 years ago?

I'm curious as to your raison d'êtee. Is there one? Or is it simply boredom?

Our purpose is self evident if you view many threads. We are not bored, far from it. We regret that folks like you are inconvenienced. We always announce our arrival and make it obvious.

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RE: You have to admit.... - 2/3/2016 9:26:55 AM

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

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ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD
I see you are writing riddles in the sand With Eirskine Sanders again Lucy Duce!

I thought that was always there?

MY bad, yes it was but it was updated two days ago?
someones workin

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RE: You have to admit.... - 2/3/2016 9:31:24 AM

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ORIGINAL: Antipervertgroup

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ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD

@toby: You're quoting lyrics from a Canadian band that released that song 35 years ago?

I'm curious as to your raison d'êtee. Is there one? Or is it simply boredom?

Our purpose is self evident if you view many threads. We are not bored, far from it. We regret that folks like you are inconvenienced. We always announce our arrival and make it obvious.

I don't view many threads. Outside of longstanding threads that I enjoy contributing to (TRAINWRECK for example) I usually only take a gander if there is someone, whose posts I usually read, adding to that particular thread. Occasionally I'll check out other threads, but most? Most I don't read. So I have no idea of your agenda. But I promise you would have more fun if you did other things outside of spending so much time here. I'm at that point now where I think I'll take a hiatus. :) And I KNOW I'll have more fun during it. ;)

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RE: You have to admit.... - 2/3/2016 10:18:48 AM

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ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD

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ORIGINAL: Antipervertgroup

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ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD

@toby: You're quoting lyrics from a Canadian band that released that song 35 years ago?

I'm curious as to your raison d'êtee. Is there one? Or is it simply boredom?

Our purpose is self evident if you view many threads. We are not bored, far from it. We regret that folks like you are inconvenienced. We always announce our arrival and make it obvious.

I don't view many threads. Outside of longstanding threads that I enjoy contributing to (TRAINWRECK for example) I usually only take a gander if there is someone, whose posts I usually read, adding to that particular thread. Occasionally I'll check out other threads, but most? Most I don't read. So I have no idea of your agenda. But I promise you would have more fun if you did other things outside of spending so much time here. I'm at that point now where I think I'll take a hiatus. :) And I KNOW I'll have more fun during it. ;)

You take that Hiatus and the best of luck to you.We shall rest when the website criminals leave.

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