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I've decided..... - 2/7/2016 6:42:51 PM   
AtUrCervix


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Status: offline 		I'm going to offer myself up as 1/6th of a husband.

I tried going for the "other husband"/poly....ongoing thing but.....chics all said...."one husband is enough".

Which led me to believe, there's a market for a "nominal" husband.

Real husbands go places.....a day....sometimes a week.

I don't have to come in every 6th day....maybe I'm there for 4 days....then I come back mid April.

I'm like a leased jet.

Obviously, there could be a slightly higher cost due to the interim basis but, you get a husband as needed.

(I don't know how to use a hammer).

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RE: I've decided..... - 2/7/2016 7:02:34 PM   
Cell


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Status: offline 		The problem is that private jets are yesterdays news. Quadcopter drones can carry people now! And I'm betting they'll be considerably cheaper, more practical and accessible. Only 20mins flight time though... But imagine if you only lived 15mins from work @_@! Well I suppose you could drive there, as a quadcopter will likley make it a 30 min trip... And I imagine in america people might try and take pot shots at them... Hmm. Come to think of it, you might just want to stick with calling yourself a rental car. They can make trips to the shops, pick the kids up from soccer... That's what a wife wants. What's a wife going to do with a damn private jet? I don't think you've thought this through.

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RE: I've decided..... - 2/7/2016 7:31:49 PM   
AtUrCervix


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ORIGINAL: Cell

The problem is that private jets are yesterdays news. Quadcopter drones can carry people now! And I'm betting they'll be considerably cheaper, more practical and accessible. Only 20mins flight time though... But imagine if you only lived 15mins from work @_@! Well I suppose you could drive there, as a quadcopter will likley make it a 30 min trip... And I imagine in america people might try and take pot shots at them... Hmm. Come to think of it, you might just want to stick with calling yourself a rental car. They can make trips to the shops, pick the kids up from soccer... That's what a wife wants. What's a wife going to do with a damn private jet? I don't think you've thought this through.


I'm going to offer myself up as 1/6th of a husband.

I tried going for the "other husband"/poly....ongoing thing but.....chics all said...."one husband is enough".

Which led me to believe, there's a market for a "nominal" husband.

Real husbands go places.....a day....sometimes a week.

I don't have to come in every 6th day....maybe I'm there for 4 days....then I come back mid April.

I'm like a rental car.

Obviously, there could be a slightly higher cost due to the interim basis but, you get a husband as needed.

(I don't know how to use a hammer).

I'm gonna work this gig.....

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RE: I've decided..... - 2/7/2016 7:33:45 PM   
AtUrCervix


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ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix

quote:

ORIGINAL: Cell

The problem is that private jets are yesterdays news. Quadcopter drones can carry people now! And I'm betting they'll be considerably cheaper, more practical and accessible. Only 20mins flight time though... But imagine if you only lived 15mins from work @_@! Well I suppose you could drive there, as a quadcopter will likley make it a 30 min trip... And I imagine in america people might try and take pot shots at them... Hmm. Come to think of it, you might just want to stick with calling yourself a rental car. They can make trips to the shops, pick the kids up from soccer... That's what a wife wants. What's a wife going to do with a damn private jet? I don't think you've thought this through.


I'm going to offer myself up as 1/6th of a husband.

I tried going for the "other husband"/poly....ongoing thing but.....chics all said...."one husband is enough".

Which led me to believe, there's a market for a "nominal" husband.

Real husbands go places.....a day....sometimes a week.

I don't have to come in every 6th day....maybe I'm there for 4 days....then I come back mid April.

I'm like a rental car.

Obviously, there could be a slightly higher cost due to the interim basis but, you get a husband as needed.

(I don't know how to use a hammer).

I'm gonna work this gig.....


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RE: I've decided..... - 2/7/2016 8:14:07 PM   
MercTech


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Status: offline 		Might be worth a shot.

Many moons ago, when the kids were still in diapers and the doctor bills needd paying, I picked up some side money with an advert for "Husband for Rent". It really got a lot of curious phone calls for my weekend handyman jobs.

Yeah, my mind veered off from the main subject. I do that when I'm working on sleep deprivation and the ER doctor gave good meds.

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RE: I've decided..... - 2/10/2016 3:48:42 PM   
AtUrCervix


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ORIGINAL: MercTech

Might be worth a shot.

Many moons ago, when the kids were still in diapers and the doctor bills needd paying, I picked up some side money with an advert for "Husband for Rent". It really got a lot of curious phone calls for my weekend handyman jobs.

Yeah, my mind veered off from the main subject. I do that when I'm working on sleep deprivation and the ER doctor gave good meds.


I have something.

I'll work on the details this weekend.

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RE: I've decided..... - 2/10/2016 6:07:15 PM   
satanscharmer


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Status: offline 		This sounds perfect! Exactly what I'm looking for!
But...I have commitment issues.

Can you just be 1/6...person?

There's only perks 5/6 of the time, so...well, you won't get any perks.

But no problem with the hammer. It's probably best I don't supply you with a weapon, anyway.

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RE: I've decided..... - 2/10/2016 6:33:11 PM   
Dvr22999874


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Status: offline 		Of course you can be 1/6 of a person. In fact I would say it must be fairly easy...........just ask all the socks/peewits on here and they will advise you on how they manage it !!

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RE: I've decided..... - 2/10/2016 8:29:48 PM   
satanscharmer


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Status: offline 		I'm going to have to disagree with you. A foot, on average, only makes up approximately 1.38 percent of body weight. And we're not talking about a whole foot, just a sock. So, no where close to 1/6 of a person.

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RE: I've decided..... - 2/10/2016 8:34:32 PM   
Dvr22999874


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Status: offline 		I bow to your greater knowledge satanscharmer *smile*...................got to admit though that the socks on here get a little heavy at times *smile*.

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RE: I've decided..... - 2/11/2016 6:47:29 PM   
LivePlayLaugh


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Status: offline 		According to my calculations, 1/6 of a husband gets me 1/12 of all house chores done, so I'm giving you oven cleaning, gutter detail, and leaf raking. Other household tasks will be done at my request.

If I've done the math correctly, 1/6 of a husband gives me roughly 60 days to top you. Those will be done at my discretion.

For 1/6 of a husband, I should also be getting 1/12 of the income. You don't have to pay me directly. I like flowers, kink toys, shoes, and dining out once in a while. What? You don't think husbands have to do that?

I think 1/6 of a husband will probably have to go through at least two mother in law visits each year. Probably on holidays.



I'm failing to see the bad side in this.



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RE: I've decided..... - 2/11/2016 7:53:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hmm. K says I'm the husband in our relationship so I'm thinking someone taking over 1/6 of my responsibilities would be acceptable.

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RE: I've decided..... - 2/13/2016 5:50:39 PM   
AtUrCervix


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Status: offline 		Okay....I'm not getting a lot of offers here at 1/6th (actually, I've had none)....sooooooo........

I'm giving some thought to (have NOT made a final decision yet) moving towards 1/12th of a husband.

Here's how I see it....

Previously, I would have offered you 1 day (of 7) of my stewardship....I would have made you dinner, made the bed, had ravenous sex with you, rose petals, air freshener, washed the car.....but....my offer has been....well....shall we say....less than appreciated for it's fullness sooooooo.....

For 1/2 of a day (1/12th of a week...keep in mind again.....this is somewhat fundamental, I take Sundays to rest), I will sweep the entry, turn down your bed, pee on your toilet (for the more adventurous.....on the floor), leave the seat up, 3 sheets of TP left (and a towel on the floor....to make it "appear" as if I actually cared about cleaning it up), I will leave (your) toothpaste uncapped and....for flourish....I will leave the bread unclipped and several dishes left out with egg on them (and of course, my unfinished breakfast).

(I will also leave the eggshells in the sink.....not in a bowl or....in the trash).

And....if I broke the eggs and they didn't quiiiiite make it in to the bowl....well.....I will not wipe up.

(Now THAT's a HUSBAND ladies!!!!!!....and I'm only asking a nominal fee!).

It gets worse if we go to 1/16th ladies so....I really hope someone signs up soon.

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RE: I've decided..... - 2/13/2016 6:07:54 PM   
Cinnamongirl67


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Status: offline 		Look I'm married but if I wasn't I'd definitely discuss this with you.
I would most likely never get sick of you, I could be on my best behaviors for 1/6 of the time. ( I could handle that) (24/7 no way)
You wouldn't have to cook unless you wanted too, but you would have to make quite a bit of money cause I will garden and mow some grass but not all of it. So a pool man and yard man would be required. If your not handy well you need to have the money for professionals too.
I also would require a deluxe car in the driveway and a hefty allowance for pretty clothes and stuff. I'm no feminist. The man is the provider. I work if I want, I don't if I want.
Occasional gifts are great but not to much, then they aren't appreciated as much.
Wouldn't that be heaven....


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RE: I've decided..... - 2/14/2016 8:24:53 AM   
AtUrCervix


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ORIGINAL: Cinnamongirl67

Look I'm married but if I wasn't I'd definitely discuss this with you.
I would most likely never get sick of you, I could be on my best behaviors for 1/6 of the time. ( I could handle that) (24/7 no way)
You wouldn't have to cook unless you wanted too, but you would have to make quite a bit of money cause I will garden and mow some grass but not all of it. So a pool man and yard man would be required. If your not handy well you need to have the money for professionals too.
I also would require a deluxe car in the driveway and a hefty allowance for pretty clothes and stuff. I'm no feminist. The man is the provider. I work if I want, I don't if I want.
Occasional gifts are great but not to much, then they aren't appreciated as much.
Wouldn't that be heaven....



Okay....we're making some headway here.....

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