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ORIGINAL: LotusSong
There were two southern belles, Jezzabelle and Annabelle.
Jezzabelle told Annabelle she was going to the big city, NYC, for vacation.
Jezzabelle returns after two weeks and visits Annabelle.
“Annabelle!  You will not believe who I met in NYC!!”
Do tell! Who was that?” Annabelle asks
Jezzabelle smoothes her dress and folds her hands most ladylike and begins her tale of adventure.
“Well, there are women there that have sex only with women by licking’ their private parts”
“OH my!” Annabelle responds “What do they call those?”
”They call them Lez-bee-ins”
“Then they have Men who have sex with only Men!”... Jezzabelle adds
“Oh NO!  What doez they call THEM?”  Annabelle asks as she fans away her “vapors”
“They call them folks “Home – Moe-Seks-tuals”., Jezzabelle articulates.
“But THEN.. they have men that all they want to do is  lick and eat your privates”
Annabelle grins “and what do they call THEM rascals???”
Jezzabelle gets thoughtful and similes a bit
“I don’t rightly know.. I just patted him on the head and called him ‘Precious’ “
(this is my absolute FAVORITE joke of all time)

Priceless! *Funny thing..I live in the South and am a belle...and that's pretty much the case on the accents! lol.
Hugs,
IBN