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-=Good Shot Video Clip=- - 3/5/2016 10:55:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		Every once in a while you see something new, unusual, beautiful, creative or funny. I have never seen this before and found it interesting. Just a 30 second clip using a slingshot and what looks like some type of cactus fruit. Put a smile on my face. Painfully good shot I say!

http://xhamster.com/movies/5710090/funny_bdsm.html?

xHamster is a relatively safe site, but I do not suggest you explore the links or ads on this page, as they can lead to other sites with malware, popups etc.


[ETA: I really wanted to add this to my facebook page but somehow I just don't think it would pass muster over there]


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RE: -=Good Shot Video Clip=- - 3/6/2016 1:37:29 AM   
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RE: -=Good Shot Video Clip=- - 3/6/2016 1:49:55 AM   
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RE: -=Good Shot Video Clip=- - 3/8/2016 10:23:21 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
xHamster is a relatively safe site, but I do not suggest you explore the links or ads on this page, as they can lead to other sites with malware, popups etc.


I won't admit to getting virtually all my sex from xhamster, but, I will admit to the geeky OCD concept of placing tens of thousands of domains into my hosts file, which prevents malware, ads, and pop-up sites from ever being contacted by your machine ever again (or, at least, until the end of time) for all machines, for all browsers, and even for all apps, simply by the addition of a single line for each site:
  • Blocking Unwanted Connections with a Hosts File

    The technical topic of blocking all malware as an aside, as a favor to the OP, and as a free service to you all, I just went to xhamster to download (and watch) that 32-second 2.225MB Botany-lab video (someone has to do all the dirty lab work).


    While I won't say that I instantly recognized that botany clip as a classic Queensnake marketing gimmick, I will say that actually finding full-sized half-hour or longer Queensnake videos for free online is virtually impossible.

    This is simply because the Queensnake web team is as phenomenal at removing the full videos as they are utterly prolific at widely dispersing their supremely annoying 30-second to 2-minutes frame-disjoint advertising teasers.

    Don't believe me?

    Click on a few of these:
  • Xvideos annoying Queensnake marketing teasers
  • XNXX annoying Queensnake marketing teasers
  • ESMAtube annoying Queensnake marketing teasers
  • HQ Porner annoying Queensnake marketing teasers
  • Mega Bondage Tube annoying Queensnake marketing teasers
  • Any Bunny annoying Queensnake marketing teasers
  • Cum Searcher annoying Queensnake marketing teasers
  • ZOZ Tube annoying Queensnake marketing teasers
  • XHamster annoying Queensnake marketing teasers
  • Latin Tube Porn annoying Queensnake marketing teasers
  • OXO Tube annoying Queensnake marketing teasers
  • Ghost Video Tube annoying Queensnake marketing teasers
    etc.

    While their botanic "style" is to insert any object they can think of into an anemic woman's vagina, their marketing team hasn't yet employed all items that "I" can think of...


    How do I know this?
    Because, despite their tremendously diligent marketing team, I may or may not have seen a few of their full-sized hard-to-find-for-free-online videos, mainly because they are extremely vagina-centric (as am I).

    Therefore, in keeping with the putting-all-sort-of-inanimate-objects-into-anemic-women's vagina theme, I might conjecture that, while the full Queensake videos are hard to find, IMHO, if you do find them, you will notice their theme is to insert into sometimes-masked but always anemic women various and sundry nettles, baseball bats, itchy balls, electrical shocks, whips, ice cubes, rubber bands, tacks, pins, needles, BBs, safety pins, stones, hairbrushes, candles, sewing, nails, wax, staple guns, conkers, tomatoes, sand, mud, xmas ornaments, marbles, clamps, suction, toilet bowl brushes, liquidamber seed pods, golf balls, snow, and birthday cake (but that's just what I can remember, offhand, had I ever seen any of their videos).


    PS: Nobody knows vagina porn like an OCD sex-starved Aspie does!

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    RE: -=Good Shot Video Clip=- - 3/8/2016 10:43:13 AM   
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    RE: -=Good Shot Video Clip=- - 3/8/2016 11:28:46 AM   
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    Date: Tuesday, March 8, 2016
    From: The Vagina-Centric Botany Club of America
    To: Queensnake Marketing Team

    Dear sirs:

    It has come to our attention that you market haustorium botany videos where you aim to insert at high speed various and sundry pericarps, berries, pomes, drupes, pepos, hesperidiums, caryopsis, achenes, samaras, nuts, follicles, legumes, and capsules into sometimes-masked but always smiling women's vaginas.

    While we applaud your botanical research methods, we can't help but have noticed that you have been negligent in not utilizing all the known spadix species at your disposal.

    Therefore, out of the goodness of our hearts, and, as a service to your otherwise well-versed marketing team, we hereby would like to nominate additional actinomorphic specimens for your future botanographic videos.

    Please see attached examples.

    Signed,
    Dendrophilia










    etc.

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    RE: -=Good Shot Video Clip=- - 3/8/2016 11:40:38 AM   
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    RE: -=Good Shot Video Clip=- - 3/9/2016 7:18:51 PM   
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    RE: -=Good Shot Video Clip=- - 3/10/2016 3:06:41 AM   
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    RE: -=Good Shot Video Clip=- - 3/10/2016 5:25:40 PM   
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    How? One word for you: crumpets.

    Someone needs to ask him exactly what value he has added to this thread.

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    RE: -=Good Shot Video Clip=- - 3/13/2016 5:00:37 AM   
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    RE: -=Good Shot Video Clip=- - 3/13/2016 7:47:40 AM   
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    ORIGINAL: Wayward5oul


    quote:

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    How? One word for you: crumpets.

    Someone needs to ask him exactly what value he has added to this thread.

    maybe he was trying to make this into an educational lesson:)
    both for botanists and serial porn addicts
    (not that I have a problem with either)
    At least the botany was informative. Altho unlike algebra, I wont ever need it.


    Thanks for the clip RS:) I m gonna need a bigger sling for my pineapple slingshot tho....

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    RE: -=Good Shot Video Clip=- - 3/13/2016 8:21:18 AM   
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    Status: offline     		Good sir, or is it bad sir, you have scared my fragile little soul - didn't watch all the clip as its disturbing point of null escapes me. Besides, no allegorical toaster was attached to the sling, or kitchen sink

    I was expecting something along the lines off the roadrunner or gummy bears.

    Hot Girl Shot in the Butt with Gummy Bears - SLOW MOTION 5,000 frames per second!

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    RE: -=Good Shot Video Clip=- - 3/13/2016 8:10:20 PM   
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    ORIGINAL: Lucylastic
    maybe he was trying to make this into an educational lesson:)
    both for botanists and serial porn addicts


    Despite adding value by recognizing and clearly characterizing and referencing Queensnake films in depth, I wouldn't have seen anything from the one-sentence moron(s) had you not included that quote because they (actually, "it") always posts in pairs (as if it's of one and the same lack of mind).

    It adds nothing. It says nothing. It just posts to itself, and then uses it's own sock to agree with it.

    Worse, if it is male, it must be homosexual because it cares so very much what "I" think of it; and if it is female, it must be even more stupid than the male since I don't value stupidity yet it practically screams out stupidity in all it does, and both its above (who are actually probably one and the same it) seem to unduly care about me since it is always following me around like a bad stink or more like a very sad sick love-lorn loser.




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    RE: -=Good Shot Video Clip=- - 3/13/2016 8:31:23 PM   
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    Especially on here, you just lost your point by default pettiness.
    Stop behaving like a savant three year old having a tantrum.



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    RE: -=Good Shot Video Clip=- - 3/13/2016 8:44:45 PM   
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    Status: offline     		ET close but I am willing to bet those are Horse Chestnuts also known as Buckeyes. Growing up in the Buckeye state I recognize that nut :) Growing up we would put them on chairs in school much like putting a tack on a chair.



    RS - great video, thanks for sharing

    Edited to ad:
    Spring is almost here. These will appear on the many of the trees in SW Ohio. Not sure how far north they go. But keep a look out if you are thinking you might want to replicate the video

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    RE: -=Good Shot Video Clip=- - 3/13/2016 9:00:44 PM   
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    Excellent find, RS.

    Thanks. It cracked me up when I saw. Glad you guys are enjoying it.

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    RE: -=Good Shot Video Clip=- - 3/13/2016 9:03:11 PM   
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    Good sir, or is it bad sir, you have scared my fragile little soul - didn't watch all the clip as its disturbing point of null escapes me. Besides, no allegorical toaster was attached to the sling, or kitchen sink

    I was expecting something along the lines off the roadrunner or gummy bears.

    Hot Girl Shot in the Butt with Gummy Bears - SLOW MOTION 5,000 frames per second!

    Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner - Coyote Falls


    Puts a whole new light on gummy bears.


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    RE: -=Good Shot Video Clip=- - 3/13/2016 9:05:13 PM   
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    ET close but I am willing to bet those are Horse Chestnuts also known as Buckeyes. Growing up in the Buckeye state I recognize that nut :) Growing up we would put them on chairs in school much like putting a tack on a chair.



    RS - great video, thanks for sharing

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    Spring is almost here. These will appear on the many of the trees in SW Ohio. Not sure how far north they go. But keep a look out if you are thinking you might want to replicate the video


    I used to live just north of the Buckeye state in Michigan. I thought they looked familiar but couldn't place them. Thanks.


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    RE: -=Good Shot Video Clip=- - 3/14/2016 12:37:50 AM   
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    Conkers is a traditional children's game in Britain and Ireland played using the seeds of horse chestnut trees—the name 'conker' is also applied to the seed and to the tree itself. The game is played by two players, each with a conker threaded onto a piece of string: they take turns striking each other's conker until one breaks.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conkers

    You can blame insomnia on me foraging into horsechestnuts, I loved horse chestnuts as a kid, we call em conkers. I didnt know what a buckeye was until this thread. Apparently they have medicinal value for circulatory problems.


    SO thank you RS for posting it and making me think....Im now wondering how many male maso inclined submissives would be willing to have the same experience as the chick in the clip ..and of course different objects that might work, my first thought was pineapples...but.... how would you ensure spiky bit first....so I dialed it down a bit. star fruit? prickly pears? Ive joked about cactus before but ...meh. the chestnut works well because depending on the stage of the shell, the hurtyspikey bit will feel quite different....and give different effects:)

    Definitely not something I would be willing to test out as the recipient thats for sure....but im smiling a little evilly.


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