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Greta75 -> Ted Cruz is seriously straitlaced (4/14/2016 7:55:41 PM)
I mean, I never liked him at all, but now I totally know why! What kind of asshole wants to ban dildos! Any man who is against sex toys is my enemy! http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/04/ted-cruz-dildo-ban-sex-devices-texas the government had a legitimate role to play in "discouraging prurient interests in autonomous sex and the pursuit of sexual gratification unrelated to procreation. And by saying this, isn't this Ted himself announcing to the world that he and his wife only have sex for the sake of pro-creation and not any fun? OMG! In this day and age! Who the hell still believes in this shit!

Tkman117 -> RE: Ted Cruz is seriously straitlaced (4/14/2016 8:06:25 PM)
Dildos aside [:D] he just comes off as terribly slimy and dishonest. I can't understand the allure of supporting him.

ThatDizzyChick -> RE: Ted Cruz is seriously straitlaced (4/14/2016 8:45:31 PM)
Well he just lost the women's vote.

Phydeaux -> RE: Ted Cruz is seriously straitlaced (4/14/2016 8:52:29 PM)
Speaking of dishonesty, attached cite does not actually state what cruz's position on dildos is. It only says that as solicitor general he defended a law. Personally, I want a solicitor general to do his job regardless of his personal feelings on any particular law. Don't you?

Lucylastic -> RE: Ted Cruz is seriously straitlaced (4/14/2016 9:34:25 PM)
I remember that whole palava, i was getting sales from all three states because of the dumb thing. The matter ended with cruz being denied, quite spankingly, his personal beliefs have a lot to account for.

ifmaz -> RE: Ted Cruz is seriously straitlaced (4/14/2016 9:37:08 PM)
By Ted Cruz surely you mean the Zodiac Killer, yes?

Lucylastic -> RE: Ted Cruz is seriously straitlaced (4/14/2016 9:43:20 PM)
Not heard that one.

Greta75 -> RE: Ted Cruz is seriously straitlaced (4/15/2016 12:07:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Phydeaux Speaking of dishonesty, attached cite does not actually state what cruz's position on dildos is. It only says that as solicitor general he defended a law. Personally, I want a solicitor general to do his job regardless of his personal feelings on any particular law. Don't you? What kind of lawyer takes up silly cases against sex toys, unless he believes in it! I mean, it's not even a respectable case! And the fact that they try to mentioned this point, is clearly not necessary for their defense, as since when is it a government role to discourage sex that doesn't lead to pro-creation? But their personal views! the government had a legitimate role to play in "discouraging prurient interests in autonomous sex and the pursuit of sexual gratification unrelated to procreation.

mnottertail -> RE: Ted Cruz is seriously straitlaced (4/15/2016 3:17:27 AM)
Yeah, dont buy into nutsucker lies that they are all about personal freedom, nothing can be further from the truth.

bounty44 -> RE: Ted Cruz is seriously straitlaced (4/15/2016 4:50:42 AM)
greta, if you seriously care about the truth of the matter and to have an accurate representation of the case in general and more importantly, for ted cruz in particular, motherjones is not the place to get your news.

Lucylastic -> RE: Ted Cruz is seriously straitlaced (4/15/2016 5:23:48 AM)
so what exactly IS FACTUALLY wrong with the article? seems that motherjones actually stated the facts, of course if you have a disagreement with the ACTUAL FACTS you could actually post your FACTS here instead of pretending to have some secret insight.

Awareness -> RE: Ted Cruz is seriously straitlaced (4/15/2016 5:27:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Tkman117 Dildos aside [:D] he just comes off as terribly slimy and dishonest. I can't understand the allure of supporting him. It's not allure so much as the fact that sheer Republican stupidity has given them a choice between Ted Cruz and billionaire orange monkey with tiny hands and an even tinier brain. Basically Ted Cruz is better than an orange monkey... but only just.

Phydeaux -> RE: Ted Cruz is seriously straitlaced (4/15/2016 7:15:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Greta75 quote: ORIGINAL: Phydeaux Speaking of dishonesty, attached cite does not actually state what cruz's position on dildos is. It only says that as solicitor general he defended a law. Personally, I want a solicitor general to do his job regardless of his personal feelings on any particular law. Don't you? What kind of lawyer takes up silly cases against sex toys, unless he believes in it! I mean, it's not even a respectable case! And the fact that they try to mentioned this point, is clearly not necessary for their defense, as since when is it a government role to discourage sex that doesn't lead to pro-creation? But their personal views! the government had a legitimate role to play in "discouraging prurient interests in autonomous sex and the pursuit of sexual gratification unrelated to procreation. Greta, He was the solicitor general of texas. Its his job to defend laws in court. Once a bill is signed into law, the solicitor general represents the state in defending the law (should any defense be needed) before the courts. The fact that he did so says nothing about his personal beliefs. So until you find something where Ted says - I'm opposed to dildos, you can't really comment on his personal beliefs. Mind you - he might have expressed an opinion. I don't know it. Keep in mind that according to multiple studies - republican women own more dildos and have more orgasms than democrats. Of course, I'm not sure ted knows that.

Lucylastic -> RE: Ted Cruz is seriously straitlaced (4/15/2016 7:22:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Phydeaux Keep in mind that according to multiple studies - republican women own more dildos and have more orgasms than democrats. Of course, I'm not sure ted knows that. Speaking of dishonesty,hahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahah hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahaha hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha hahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahh ahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahahahah ahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahah ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahaha

dcnovice -> RE: Ted Cruz is seriously straitlaced (4/15/2016 7:36:25 AM)
FR https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/720259227067920385

Lucylastic -> RE: Ted Cruz is seriously straitlaced (4/15/2016 7:54:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice FR https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/720259227067920385 LOL this one was good too https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/720258587885314049

mnottertail -> RE: Ted Cruz is seriously straitlaced (4/15/2016 8:09:27 AM)
Yanno, we had Jimmy, tricky dicky, st. wrinklemeat, Dubyah, the Kenyan, another reason I dont want Cruz to win, is we will spend the next year until he is impeached talking about Ted, the dildo...and what about the children?

Phydeaux -> RE: Ted Cruz is seriously straitlaced (4/15/2016 8:23:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic quote: ORIGINAL: Phydeaux Keep in mind that according to multiple studies - republican women own more dildos and have more orgasms than democrats. Of course, I'm not sure ted knows that. Speaking of dishonesty,hahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahah hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahaha hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha hahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahh ahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahahahah ahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahah ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahaha Its interesting that you think there are no surveys or studies that say that. It says a lot about you - that just because you are ignorant on a subject, you presume others are dishonest. While a quick google search doesn't find the exacts studies (which included average number of sex toys by party) they support the general contention. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/31/republicans-or-democrats_n_139764.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRfl7Uzft64 http://www.10news.com/lifestyle/poll-republicans-have-better-sex-liberals-have-more

WickedsDesire -> RE: Ted Cruz is seriously straitlaced (4/15/2016 8:56:01 AM)
Ted Cruz – hmm he sounds like a foreigner, or immigrant, most likely both. Ah! The article goes onto say he hears the voice of god and that god compels him. Then something about dildos being obscene and penis extensions, for the penisly challenged, also known as guns, and bazookas, and bath time submarines and dreadnoughts and whatnots, are not. Slipper notes: 1. Muffinium V State, in a 86 page judgement, scrawled in finest crayon, muffinman was forbade to trademark his cast member the monster that looms in his pantaloons region on account of divorce rates sky rocketing from the penisly challenged (continuity is everything) I don't doubt for a second he is a stone bonker but I feel he lacks the charismatic unhinged madness that is buffoon (trump)

Zonie63 -> RE: Ted Cruz is seriously straitlaced (4/15/2016 9:12:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Phydeaux republican women own more dildos If this is true, it may be that they need them more than Democratic women. Plus, they're wealthier and can afford more dildos. So, how do we close the dildo gap?

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