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BONERR -> wearing thong (5/12/2016 3:50:12 PM)

i live across from a lady i know....if i leave my door open, and walk around wearing a thong...and she sees me..is that a crime?




ThatDizzyChick -> RE: wearing thong (5/12/2016 4:35:26 PM)

Oh dear. You again?




OsideGirl -> RE: wearing thong (5/12/2016 4:40:49 PM)

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stef -> RE: wearing thong (5/12/2016 6:56:40 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BONERR

i live across from a lady i know....if i leave my door open, and walk around wearing a thong...and she sees me..is that a crime?

Your stupidity is criminal. Please go turn yourself into the police.




BitaTruble -> RE: wearing thong (5/12/2016 9:55:35 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BONERR

i live across from a lady i know....if i leave my door open, and walk around wearing a thong...and she sees me..is that a crime?


She sounds like a peeping Tom. You should call 911 immediately. You are probably in danger.

I'm scared for you. [sm=coffee_pc.gif]







LadyPact -> RE: wearing thong (5/13/2016 7:05:03 AM)

As an aside, at least some of the women on this forum aren't interested in receiving emails from you, asking us "questions" about how you can get away with violating your neighbors consent. Due to your other thread (that has since been removed from the forums) asking about how you could 'get away' with exposing yourself to your female neighbor, I recognized your screen name when your message landed in my email. With this in mind, in your case, I did use the hover feature to see what was contained in that email. As it contained more of the same for which your prior thread was removed, your message was deleted.

Allow me to assure you that all future attempts to contact me via email will also be deleted. I have absolutely no interest in your obsession with exposing yourself to your neighbor without her consent, nor your attempts to harass women, in general. Should you continue this behavior, I can promise you I will be one of the first people to cheer when your behavior gets such cause and effect measure that might befall you, whatever the situation warrants. While I get that little Mr Happy between your legs is your best friend, the rest of us have no interest in that insignificant appendage.

Enjoy your day now, ya hear?


~Pact.




Shandirra -> RE: wearing thong (5/13/2016 8:52:05 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact
While I get that little Mr Happy between your legs is your best friend, the rest of us have no interest in that insignificant appendage.

Enjoy your day now, ya hear?


~Pact.




Love a great take down. *tips hat to LP*




LadyConstanze -> RE: wearing thong (5/13/2016 11:42:02 AM)

Please give me the address of the lady living across you, I would like to send her a sling shot as a present, she may want to practise on bigger targets first though




PeonForHer -> RE: wearing thong (5/13/2016 4:10:03 PM)

It's somewhat tangential to the matter at hand, but that evoked an early childhood memory of being at London Zoo and realising that I'd inadvertently brought my pea shooter and a few dried peas with me. My family and I went to look at the big cats and I noticed, to my horror and disgust, that male leopards have bollocks. Spotted bollocks, just like the rest of their coats, to be precise. Well, I was a crack shot with a pea shooter ....

I didn't do it, because I concluded that would be unkind.

It has remained a thought that pops up in my head occasionally, however.

That is all.




blnymph -> RE: wearing thong (5/13/2016 5:04:08 PM)

It would have been unkind indeed.

On the other hand your ability should not go to waste - maybe you could offer teaching a few pea shooting lessons





DarkSteven -> RE: wearing thong (5/13/2016 5:17:31 PM)

@LadyConstanze, I'll see your pea shooter and raise you a BB gun.




PeonForHer -> RE: wearing thong (5/13/2016 5:27:37 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: blnymph

It would have been unkind indeed.

On the other hand your ability should not go to waste - maybe you could offer teaching a few pea shooting lessons





I shall consider that, BL. Thanks for the tip. [:)]




DesFIP -> RE: wearing thong (5/13/2016 6:28:31 PM)

And certainly, if the distressing sight causes her to have a heart attack, she should certainly sue and win for pain and suffering.




LadyPact -> RE: wearing thong (5/17/2016 2:10:15 AM)

Dude, second time now. I can absolutely promise you that I won't be reading the emails you send. You won't get replies from me. Completely up to you if you want to waste the time writing me. I won't waste mine to reply.




Snitch -> RE: wearing thong (5/17/2016 1:02:22 PM)

What happened to the intelligent conversation on this newsgroup?




littleclip -> RE: wearing thong (5/18/2016 8:20:22 PM)

i wear a male thong as my partner likes it but if my neighbor was unintentionally viewing me and it caused distress i would close the blinds
if they liked it then i would leave them open just saying




AtUrCervix -> RE: wearing thong (5/19/2016 3:47:53 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BONERR

i live across from a lady i know....if i leave my door open, and walk around wearing a thong...and she sees me..is that a crime?


I think it's a service.

She's probably thinking....."where can I find a guy wearing a thong....that I can see without occular lenses?"

And you provide that service.

YOU are a giver!




AtUrCervix -> RE: wearing thong (5/19/2016 3:49:55 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BONERR

i live across from a lady i know....if i leave my door open, and walk around wearing a thong...and she sees me..is that a crime?


(If it was me....I'd figure out her address. send her a card, and tell her what times you were showing).




lovmuffin -> RE: wearing thong (5/23/2016 10:43:03 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

Please give me the address of the lady living across you, I would like to send her a sling shot as a present, she may want to practise on bigger targets first though



I'm calling wank fodder on that. Are you poking fun at his little dick or his tiny balls ? [8D]




DesFIP -> RE: wearing thong (5/24/2016 2:05:33 PM)

Or little brain.




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