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Assholes Anonymous - 5/15/2016 3:02:08 AM   
ChrchofDrk


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I joined Assholes Anonymous. you can too right here http://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/Assholes_Anonymous .... just remember, though most often male, an Asshole is never gender specific
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RE: Assholes Anonymous - 5/15/2016 6:40:42 AM   
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Why would you want to recover from it?

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RE: Assholes Anonymous - 5/15/2016 7:44:00 AM   
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Im not an asshole, Im a haemorrhoid. I Irritate assholes.

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RE: Assholes Anonymous - 5/15/2016 10:13:58 AM   
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quote:

Why would you want to recover from it?


Well fun assholes are ok. While mean assholes really do need to be put to death. So it's about recovery from being a mean asshole. So you're not put to death. I contend that we're all assholes because we were all extracted from our mothers warm womb only to be beaten on the ass by some asshole. Thereby ingraining in all of us pure unadulterated assholeishness straight from birth

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RE: Assholes Anonymous - 5/15/2016 11:23:34 AM   
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I wasn't beaten at birth.... so I'm excused from it all

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RE: Assholes Anonymous - 5/15/2016 11:38:17 AM   
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I wasn't beaten at birth.... so I'm excused from it all


were you hatched? lizards are hatched you know

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RE: Assholes Anonymous - 5/16/2016 11:00:33 AM   
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Would you prefer babies weren't stimulated to start breathing?

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RE: Assholes Anonymous - 5/16/2016 3:07:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Would you prefer babies weren't stimulated to start breathing?


That depends mostly on their parents. Some people should be prevented by law from reproducing.

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RE: Assholes Anonymous - 5/16/2016 6:08:34 PM   
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Based on the current political goings on, some people's mothers should have swallowed.

Or been more into anal...

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RE: Assholes Anonymous - 5/16/2016 6:11:43 PM   
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That depends mostly on their parents. Some people should be prevented by law from reproducing.


and others still should be "accidentally" dropped on their heads. .. *** Ooops slippery lil bugger *** ... but that's such an asshole thing to say .. so much for recovery *chuckles

*edited for spelling

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RE: Assholes Anonymous - 5/18/2016 12:55:51 PM   
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I recommend the book Assholes: A Theory by Aaron James. As entertaining as it is intellectually stimulating.

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RE: Assholes Anonymous - 5/21/2016 7:48:29 AM   
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nah thats ok cause im not an asshole i am so much more... lol..

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RE: Assholes Anonymous - 5/21/2016 10:19:07 PM   
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*dies laughing*

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RE: Assholes Anonymous - 5/22/2016 10:37:24 AM   
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ORIGINAL: freedomdwarf1

I wasn't beaten at birth.... so I'm excused from it all

Neither was I. I got a massage because my parents wouldn't let them spank me.

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