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enigmabrat -> funny quotes (7/20/2006 8:37:59 PM)
OK I need something to make me smile and well funny quotes always do it. Everyone knows a few and they are great I know Iv seen them here and there but heres a place to just get them out there make eachother giggle Ill start.... befor you give me a peace of your mind make sure you have enough to spare everyone has a photographic memory just some dont have film few woman admit their age few men act it have you ever notised that noting is impossable to do to those that dont have to do it

Saraheli -> RE: funny quotes (7/20/2006 9:03:16 PM)
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

enigmabrat -> RE: funny quotes (7/20/2006 9:15:27 PM)
giggles

Saraheli -> RE: funny quotes (7/20/2006 9:24:19 PM)
Not that I would Ever do that [sm=hello.gif]

RedRedWine -> RE: funny quotes (7/20/2006 9:51:31 PM)
"Don't believe everything you think!" "Private Property. Tresspassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." I know more and can't think of them.

maybemaybenot -> RE: funny quotes (7/20/2006 10:00:50 PM)
A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction. mbmbn

enigmabrat -> RE: funny quotes (7/20/2006 10:12:12 PM)
hehehe

SavageFaerie -> RE: funny quotes (7/20/2006 11:06:57 PM)
If you cant take it with you......leave it. I will think on this more when memory serves me better

SavageFaerie -> RE: funny quotes (7/20/2006 11:47:37 PM)
Does quoting yourself work Bratling? "there is no catching up in the complaint dept....I tried...I failed."

VandalHeart -> RE: funny quotes (7/20/2006 11:52:11 PM)
I say, when life hands you lemons, make lemonade...then find someone whose life handed them vodka and have a party. --Ron White

Arpig -> RE: funny quotes (7/20/2006 11:53:56 PM)
Niagra Falls, but sometimes it doesn't.

hispossession -> RE: funny quotes (7/20/2006 11:56:01 PM)
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an ass... get a taste of religion, lick a witch people are like prunes, you know they're going to work, you just don't know when if I wanted your opinion I'd tell you what it was Horny, Bisexual, Polyamorous, Drunk and I'm still not going to sleep with you I'm a virgin (but this is a very old shirt) this t-shirt belongs to a very good girl (in tiny print) and I stole it from her got more, I'll try to think of them later...

hispossession -> RE: funny quotes (7/20/2006 11:58:47 PM)
sorry... found this one... had to share before I forgot... I was not kissing her, I was whispering into her mouth --Chico Marx

enigmabrat -> RE: funny quotes (7/21/2006 12:10:04 AM)
LOL I love them keep um comeing

VandalHeart -> RE: funny quotes (7/21/2006 12:19:15 AM)
I would never join any organization that would have ME as a member. --Groucho Marx Some people are like slinkies. They don't really serve a purpose, except to entertain the person that pushes them down the stairs. --LaMalinche (at least, she's who I heard it from) I stole this shirt from a homeless guy (Why he had a shirt that said this, I'll never know) Mary was only a virgin if you don't count anal I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer. This fucking shirt brought to you by the first goddamn ammendment. --the four previous quotes brought to you by www.t-shirthell.com except for the last one, because it is an idea I submitted to them that I hope they accept Where are we going, and...what are we doing in this handbasket? --unknown I'm not popular. I'm a slut. There's a difference. --unknown No getting high, monkeys, or playing god in the house. --many, many people...mostly parents

enigmabrat -> RE: funny quotes (7/21/2006 12:23:25 AM)
giggles

littlesubjess -> RE: funny quotes (7/21/2006 1:54:44 AM)
96 - Sexually Dyslexic im not 40 - im 22 with 18 years experience. lol ... that one was off a t-shirt my Master wears. jess xxx

LaMalinche -> RE: funny quotes (7/21/2006 2:56:36 AM)
Aren't you a little out of place here? And everywhere else on Earth? May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy! Don't talk unless you can improve the silence. Actually, what I'd like is a little toy spaceship! Awright, which one of you hid my PENIS ENVY? CONGRATULATIONS! Now should I make thinly veiled comments about DIGNITY, self-esteem and finding TRUE FUN in your RIGHT VENTRICLE?? Don't hit me!! I'm in the Twilight Zone!!! Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste! HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death! I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!! I've got an IDEA!! Why don't I STARE at you so HARD, you forget your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!! Well, that is enough for now.

mtumwawaBwana -> RE: funny quotes (7/21/2006 2:59:39 AM)
god corrected His mistakes when......... He took the one and only thing He did right in man,,,,,,............ and created woman quote: me hehehehehe i really dont hate men.......not really..... ok maybe juss a lil hehehe hope Master isnt reading this or ill be in a heapload of trouble lol

SirCumsSlut -> RE: funny quotes (7/21/2006 3:26:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: enigmabrat OK I need something to make me smile and well funny quotes always do it. Everyone knows a few and they are great I know Iv seen them here and there but heres a place to just get them out there make eachother giggle Ill start.... befor you give me a peace of your mind make sure you have enough to spare everyone has a photographic memory just some dont have film few woman admit their age few men act it have you ever notised that noting is impossable to do to those that dont have to do it Sir's favorite is "fuck em and feed em fish heads" and mine is one my first hubby always used..."Never straight always forward" another is from my dad [:D] "Are ya gonna jump in my grave that fast?" I used to always jump into his fav chair as soon as he got up. "To err is human, but revenge is sweet" Had a teacher back in the late 70's that always said this. and finally from my former mother in law "to each their own, just gimme mine"

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