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Pillows. WTF???? Someone explain to me this whole gawd... - 5/19/2016 2:44:14 PM

AtUrCervix

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Someone...please?

WTF?

A person needs ONE fucking pillow.

One.

ONE PILLOW!!!!

Who needs more than ONE fucking pillow????

I can tell you the answer.....chics....they need 400 BILLION gawdamn pillows!!!!

They do.

I've had a housekeeper since I was 9.....now....as an adult....I have a housekeeper.

How many pillows do I need?

(ONE).

How many pillows do I have on my bed when my housekeeper leaves?

800 motherfucking trillion!

I had all kinds of "Guest" pillows (stuck away...on an "above" shelf)....those....I had intended.....to be reserved for...."Guests".

Noooooooo.

Those have now, over the years, been SENT out, cut up and made in to little itty bitty pillows...all ending up on MY FUCKING BED!!!!

(It's some kind of chic thing).

For all you wimmens that seem to think that more pillows are a good thing....

THEY'RE NOT!!!!!!

One pillow for your guy.....load up the bed on your side....make it ALLLLLLL pillows....make your HALF of the room.....PILLOW EXTRAORDINAIRE!!!!

Guys need ONE pillow!!

That's it!

NO MORE GAWDAMN PILLOWS!!!!

OK??????

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RE: Pillows. WTF???? Someone explain to me this whole ... - 5/19/2016 2:46:45 PM

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Jeeeeeeezuz fucking H!!!! No more fucking gawdamn pillows.....ok???????

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RE: Pillows. WTF???? Someone explain to me this whole ... - 5/19/2016 4:14:03 PM

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Are you brain damaged? Seriously.

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RE: Pillows. WTF???? Someone explain to me this whole ... - 5/19/2016 6:07:41 PM

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This is directed to OP.

One pillow for you, 4 pillows for me!

All cool!

I have like 6 pillows on my King sized bed. All for me!

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RE: Pillows. WTF???? Someone explain to me this whole ... - 5/19/2016 6:13:25 PM

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My girl uses 2 pillows, I use 3.

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RE: Pillows. WTF???? Someone explain to me this whole ... - 5/19/2016 6:50:14 PM

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I have eight pillows, all for me. Various fluff factors for various purposes, some prop me up when I'm reading or typing while others are specifically to cradle my angelic noggin whilst I slumber.

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RE: Pillows. WTF???? Someone explain to me this whole ... - 5/19/2016 8:13:11 PM

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Two pillows normally, three if my allergies are acting up. Four for a cold and the fifth is used for reading.
These are the useful pillows. I'm not sure how many decorative ones there are.

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RE: Pillows. WTF???? Someone explain to me this whole ... - 5/20/2016 11:30:10 AM

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2 pillows folded under my girl friend when I am fucking her. xx
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RE: Pillows. WTF???? Someone explain to me this whole ... - 5/20/2016 12:54:20 PM

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Shall I name all the socks on this one. Is there enough space I do wonder.

7 big boy pillows for me and up to two cats and one hot water bottle and one square pillow so I may rest my weary head upon

If the site owner would care to mod me up it is about time

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RE: Pillows. WTF???? Someone explain to me this whole ... - 5/20/2016 1:00:33 PM

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Invest in expensive pillows. They make a world of a difference over cheap pillows.

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RE: Pillows. WTF???? Someone explain to me this whole ... - 5/20/2016 2:40:51 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: stef

Are you brain damaged? Seriously.

(I've been accused of worse....mostly by my psychiatrist).

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RE: Pillows. WTF???? Someone explain to me this whole ... - 5/20/2016 2:58:29 PM

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I have absolutely no trouble believing that.

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RE: Pillows. WTF???? Someone explain to me this whole ... - 5/20/2016 3:23:47 PM

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