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PeonForHer -> Worst Music Video Ever (5/24/2016 12:35:18 PM)

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Kate Bush, 'Wuthering Heights'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW3gKKiTvjs

I like the song but, by thunder is the video bloody awful. Kate, clearly not a natural dancer; one bloke with a camera, dry-ice machine that's so feeble it could actually be the smoke from a fire she and the cameraman have just built ... all happening in what I think is one of London's parks. I bet her friends take the piss out of her for it to this very day ....

Any contenders for Worst Music Video Ever?




GreedyTop -> RE: Worst Music Video Ever (5/24/2016 8:26:59 PM)

OMg, I agree. I'd never seen the vid before.

I think you've ruined the song for me.

:P




sloguy02246 -> RE: Worst Music Video Ever (5/25/2016 7:19:52 AM)

Worst music video ever?

Virtually any video done by Robert Plant ("Addicted to Love," etc.).
The only way you can tell the person in the video is not a life-size cardboard cutout of Plant, is that once in a great while a drop of sweat rolls down the side of his face.




WhoreMods -> RE: Worst Music Video Ever (5/25/2016 7:25:06 AM)

This one's pretty dreadful, and it's a lousy song as well:
Vanilla - No Way No Way




PeonForHer -> RE: Worst Music Video Ever (5/25/2016 12:42:13 PM)

I have to agree that is an *impressively* poor video. And song.

Sometimes I feel sorry for the session musicians. These are the people who the record company gets to do accompaniments for this sort of diabolical ear-acid. The poor sods must think, 'God, has my life come to *this*?'




ThatDizzyChick -> RE: Worst Music Video Ever (5/25/2016 12:47:30 PM)

quote:

Kate Bush, 'Wuthering Heights'

Sorry, I can't comment on the video as the song itself was so fucking awful I couldn't watch more than a few seconds of it.




WhoreMods -> RE: Worst Music Video Ever (5/25/2016 12:47:40 PM)

Trust me, there's a lot lower a session musician can sink than playing on cruddy single for a failed attempt to manufacture a pop band. Somebody has to provide the backing music for shoddy versions of the Rock Horror Show or Cats, after all...




PeonForHer -> RE: Worst Music Video Ever (5/25/2016 12:50:49 PM)

I can honestly say I've never seen any of Mr Plant's videos and, after your comment, I don't intend to change my policy.




PeonForHer -> RE: Worst Music Video Ever (5/25/2016 12:53:10 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

Trust me, there's a lot lower a session musician can sink than playing on cruddy single for a failed attempt to manufacture a pop band. Somebody has to provide the backing music for shoddy versions of the Rock Horror Show or Cats, after all...


I believe you. I once knew the guy who did the keyboards for 'Video Killed the Radio Star' ... after that, he got out of session-work pronto. He hated it. He knew that the song would keep him going for a long, long while - it was that successful.




PeonForHer -> RE: Worst Music Video Ever (5/25/2016 12:54:14 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ThatDizzyChick

quote:

Kate Bush, 'Wuthering Heights'

Sorry, I can't comment on the video as the song itself was so fucking awful I couldn't watch more than a few seconds of it.


Are you mad, TDC? The song is a *classic*! Come, come!




PeonForHer -> RE: Worst Music Video Ever (5/25/2016 1:03:17 PM)

Right, now this offering makes me feel like I'm walking a tightrope ....

'It's so cold in the D', by TBaby.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktLRiWXfqg

They can't sing, they look terrible, the woman at the back looks like she's dancing to a different song .... But what I can make out of the lyrics suggest that it's a *very* heavy song. And there are what look like corpses in the video.

Yet when I posted a 'Bristol version' piss-take on FB I got some *very* stony responses from friends in Michigan. (I said something like 'It's so warm in the B, how the Dickens to we get cool?')





ResidentSadist -> RE: Worst Music Video Ever (5/25/2016 2:13:10 PM)

OK, it's not a music video, but this thread reminded me of some Japanese models I saw doing the most bizarre dancing at car shows.

The music seems to be disconnected from and has nothing to do with what the models are doing.

https://youtu.be/_gaZXbL5kq4

White men can't jump and these Japanese girls can't dance. The one of the left looks like she is having an epileptic fit or something. If I met one of these cute chicks in a club and then she started dancing like this, I would never consider banging her in fear that what she had was contagious or that I would be taking advantage of the mentally ill.

https://youtu.be/dq9bv7fvPUo





GreedyTop -> RE: Worst Music Video Ever (5/25/2016 7:46:30 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sloguy02246

Worst music video ever?

Virtually any video done by Robert Plant ("Addicted to Love," etc.).
The only way you can tell the person in the video is not a life-size cardboard cutout of Plant, is that once in a great while a drop of sweat rolls down the side of his face.

Robert PALMER. NOT Robert Plant. TYVM.




ResidentSadist -> RE: Worst Music Video Ever (5/25/2016 9:17:27 PM)

Japanese yodeler singing about chickens.

https://youtu.be/SmVDLYFDE_U

I don't know what to make of this... maybe not the worst but among the weirdest.




Dvr22999874 -> RE: Worst Music Video Ever (5/25/2016 9:20:44 PM)

and dressed as a Swiss cheese.......................As you said R.S.....................definitely weird.




ResidentSadist -> RE: Worst Music Video Ever (5/25/2016 9:41:05 PM)

Okie dokie... so after tripping over that chicken yodeler, I was actually inspired to search YouTube for the worst music videos. After several painful experiences, I have to settled on this one because it is so bad, it is funny as hell. The lyrics for this techno gem are in broken English and hilarious. Truly something to behold. I watched the whole thing just to see what they would say next. My slave is sitting next to me cracking up. I promise it's worth a peak.

https://youtu.be/gWOzUzJd6wM




Dvr22999874 -> RE: Worst Music Video Ever (5/25/2016 11:12:19 PM)

saraah has a guide book to Molvania right here next to her and it is just as hilarious as that bloody video. she too is falling about laughing and she couldn't see it, only hear it !! Thanks R.S




igor2003 -> RE: Worst Music Video Ever (5/25/2016 11:38:23 PM)

--FR--

Some of Yoko Ono's stuff is just bad. The rest is totally retched.




PeonForHer -> RE: Worst Music Video Ever (5/26/2016 2:37:27 AM)

OK, that Japanese yodeller is bad. And I don't even want to know what his relationship is with those chickens. But the fact it, I'm a sucker for yodelling. I had to listen to that twice!




WhoreMods -> RE: Worst Music Video Ever (5/26/2016 4:37:36 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


quote:

ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

Trust me, there's a lot lower a session musician can sink than playing on cruddy single for a failed attempt to manufacture a pop band. Somebody has to provide the backing music for shoddy versions of the Rock Horror Show or Cats, after all...


I believe you. I once knew the guy who did the keyboards for 'Video Killed the Radio Star' ... after that, he got out of session-work pronto. He hated it. He knew that the song would keep him going for a long, long while - it was that successful.

I thought him and the bassist are the two out of that lot who went on to join Yes for a while?




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