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RE: Strange Limits... - 7/21/2006 2:52:41 PM   
enigmabrat


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MMM I love haveing my hair pulled

but I would like to keep my head!!!

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RE: Strange Limits... - 7/21/2006 5:29:52 PM   
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Someone once said opera  was a hard limit so was giving back rubs. I was like oooooooooooook.

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RE: Strange Limits... - 7/21/2006 9:30:57 PM   
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Opera is a hard limit for me, but that is because I had aversion therapy.  My mother was the band director and she was really into me becoming the best musician I coud be...and yes the army reference is intentional.  Opera lessons were mandatory.  I hate Italian Renniasance composers to this day.

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RE: Strange Limits... - 7/21/2006 10:34:17 PM   
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When i was in searching mode, and getting tired of the wannabes and cyber geeks if asked what my limits were i would list-death, dismemberment, amputation, and anything else i could think of at the time that was really extreme and off the wall.

i wish i had thought of some of the ones offered here they are a hoot!!

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RE: Strange Limits... - 7/21/2006 10:53:12 PM   
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Well, now you have a longer list.

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RE: Strange Limits... - 7/21/2006 10:57:51 PM   
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when whips are discussed, i say i prefer not to have my nipples sent rolling across the floor.  (not my line, i pinched it from Sebastian)
 
 
To live as a warrior, dont indulge in crappy little thoughts

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RE: Strange Limits... - 7/21/2006 11:00:20 PM   
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Interesting.

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RE: Strange Limits... - 7/21/2006 11:18:57 PM   
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Hard limits:

No suicide pacts
No eating dirt
No playing with plastic bags and razor blades on the highway
No skull f**king

hmmm. . . I will have to think up some others. . .



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RE: Strange Limits... - 7/21/2006 11:25:53 PM   
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no dead chickens, live chickens, now that could get interesting 

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RE: Strange Limits... - 7/21/2006 11:36:24 PM   
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cheese is a limit... nothing to do with cheese... eating, smelling, smearing... I will slice (*giggles* I almost said cut) cheese as well as grate it for Master but wash my hands well afterwards...

I've decided that I had a traumatic cheese experience as a child and have blocked it from my memory... I no longer automatically vomit from the taste and can control the gag reflex while it's cooking... and touching it with bare hands is something pretty new just for Master... 'cause he likes his cheese...


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RE: Strange Limits... - 7/21/2006 11:39:19 PM   
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No inserting a piece of cheese up the arse of a person with hemmoroids and having him/her squat over a mouse hole...

(Edited by the hemmoriod removal team)

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RE: Strange Limits... - 7/21/2006 11:44:51 PM   
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being insane in non amusing ways.

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RE: Strange Limits... - 7/21/2006 11:47:14 PM   
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Bear, had to read that twice before i decided "inserting" was a very weak verb for such a task!
 
the bit of "topping" manipulation i regretted early-on, was (lashes lowered):
 
"but SirMasterLordsalot, a girl would expect to earn her limits!"
 
 
yes, ignorance is no excuse for stupidity.

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RE: Strange Limits... - 7/22/2006 12:09:39 AM   
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Another hard limit:

No playing god in the house.



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RE: Strange Limits... - 7/22/2006 1:34:46 AM   
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I had a lady say that she had a hard limit about twelve inches deep in her "thang". . I would have asked her what she thought I'd meant, but my cranial gears had ground to a halt.

A guy told me once that he flat out refused to be done by children or reptiles....
....... anymore. 

 I told a guy once that I was going to remove his arms and legs, he didn't realise I was joking. He says: " that's a lil heavy .. but okay! I'd better call my mom first, I sure can't dial the phone afterwards" 

  "They all come here. . . .  They always find me" . . . The Producers,
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