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Silly Invention Ideas - 7/21/2006 12:10:45 PM   
SavageFaerie


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Status: offline 		I'm trying to take a nap and my mind wont shut up and I thought of this.

Have you ever said to yourself....I wish someone would invent________(fill in the blank)
Or had a goofy idea you wish you could just invent.

Here are two of mine to start it off

1. Finger Ball Gags.   So when flamers or someone just plain gets on your nerves you could just insert said gags and not have to block avoid or otherwise get irritated.

2. Mind Switch.  A handy item for the times when you just cant make things shut up in your mind, especially when your trying to take a nap or sleep.

Hope everyone has some fun with this.

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RE: Silly Invention Ideas - 7/21/2006 12:27:55 PM   
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RE: Silly Invention Ideas - 7/21/2006 12:29:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		A remote control that could be used to program and control a sub would be nice. No more being a brat then.

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RE: Silly Invention Ideas - 7/21/2006 12:30:19 PM   
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RE: Silly Invention Ideas - 7/21/2006 2:38:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		How about a device that would tell you exactly what food in a restaurant is emanating that delicious smell? :)

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RE: Silly Invention Ideas - 7/22/2006 11:43:33 AM   
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RE: Silly Invention Ideas - 7/22/2006 1:19:34 PM   
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RE: Silly Invention Ideas - 7/22/2006 3:07:03 PM   
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How about fat transplants? There are plenty of people who have fat to spare (see related multiple threads on "fat" people) and many people who have a real need for extra fat. I'd be willing to donate all of my extra fat to help someone on chemo or who was anorexic or some other ailment where they needed supplements. I'm sure there are others who would as well.

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RE: Silly Invention Ideas - 7/22/2006 9:43:17 PM   
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RE: Silly Invention Ideas - 7/22/2006 10:31:53 PM   
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I have been asking for this for YEARS now.



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RE: Silly Invention Ideas - 7/22/2006 10:37:04 PM   
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RE: Silly Invention Ideas - 7/23/2006 2:21:01 AM   
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RE: Silly Invention Ideas - 7/23/2006 5:38:23 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

A device for electrocuting the idiot on the other end of the phone.

I have been asking for this for YEARS now.




It used to be that there were actually private phone switching systems that made a direct connection for internal calls. If you dialed a number, and atached a battery to your phone, then the person picking up the other end would be zapped!
Or so went the story at the school I went to for my undergrad.

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RE: Silly Invention Ideas - 7/23/2006 6:19:06 AM   
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ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle

A Bass Seeking Missile, so when I'm driving down the road and some clown has his Rap Crap turned up so loud that I can feel the vibration from three blocks away, I can blow him away.


LOL -- My whole neighborhood would be a sea of wrecked vehicles!!

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