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AtUrCervix -> Done being a whiny sappy little bitch.... (7/3/2016 5:55:15 PM)

.....trying to convince the greater general public.

I'm 58....no longer a kid.

Too bad if you don't like it.

New profile....says what I should have been saying 20 years ago.



Lookin4Lace -> RE: Done being a whiny sappy little bitch.... (7/4/2016 12:03:03 AM)

I thought you were heading to the ocean for 10 days, lol was looking forward to the break/mini-vacation



QualityFirst -> RE: Done being a whiny sappy little bitch.... (7/4/2016 6:17:08 AM)

@ AtUrCervix:

You are 58? Your profile still states you are only 57. Are you even in doubt about when you were born?

And your profile still states that crazy shit goes through your brain, so your brain must be your ass, or does shit come out of your mouth?



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Done being a whiny sappy little bitch.... (7/4/2016 7:53:49 AM)


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ORIGINAL: QualityFirst

@ AtUrCervix:

You are 58? Your profile still states you are only 57. Are you even in doubt about when you were born?

And your profile still states that crazy shit goes through your brain, so your brain must be your ass, or does shit come out of your mouth?


Aww. What's wrong; you tired of being the oldest guy on this forum? The few posts of yours I've read demonstrate you are the one with the ass/brain conflation.



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Done being a whiny sappy little bitch.... (7/4/2016 7:55:15 AM)


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ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix

.....trying to convince the greater general public.

I'm 58....no longer a kid.

Too bad if you don't like it.

New profile....says what I should have been saying 20 years ago.


I like your new profile, J. Though I'm not quite the target audience [;)]



Lucylastic -> RE: Done being a whiny sappy little bitch.... (7/4/2016 9:39:41 AM)


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ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix

.....trying to convince the greater general public.

I'm 58....no longer a kid.

Too bad if you don't like it.

New profile....says what I should have been saying 20 years ago.

Nice new profile.
Its you....
[;)]



stef -> RE: Done being a whiny sappy little bitch.... (7/4/2016 11:03:02 AM)


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ORIGINAL: QualityFirst

You are 58? Your profile still states you are only 57. Are you even in doubt about when you were born?

Unless things have changed recently, the age in your profile doesn't auto-increment here like it does on nearly every other site on the internet. Blame the shit code here, not him.

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And your profile still states that crazy shit goes through your brain, so your brain must be your ass, or does shit come out of your mouth?

What's your excuse?



QualityFirst -> RE: Done being a whiny sappy little bitch.... (7/4/2016 2:15:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: stef
Unless things have changed recently, the age in your profile doesn't auto-increment here like it does on nearly every other site on the internet. Blame the shit code here, not him.

I thought everyone was responsible for keeping his profile up to date.

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quote:

And your profile still states that crazy shit goes through your brain, so your brain must be your ass, or does shit come out of your mouth?

What's your excuse?

*** blush ***

OK stef, I apologize for it. It was a hard but a good lesson. Thank you for it.



AtUrCervix -> RE: Done being a whiny sappy little bitch.... (7/4/2016 3:18:02 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lookin4Lace

I thought you were heading to the ocean for 10 days, lol was looking forward to the break/mini-vacation


I went for 10, took 4 grand, lost it all in 2 days...decided to get back to work :)



AtUrCervix -> RE: Done being a whiny sappy little bitch.... (7/4/2016 3:19:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: QualityFirst

@ AtUrCervix:

You are 58? Your profile still states you are only 57. Are you even in doubt about when you were born?

And your profile still states that crazy shit goes through your brain, so your brain must be your ass, or does shit come out of your mouth?


That hurt.

I don't know how I'll survive the emotional conflict that is raging inside of me.

I won't be officially 58 until August but....I'll change my profile age to fix that horrifyingly egregious mistake....abruptly....what would you like it to be?

I'll make it older than you so you can feel better about yourself.



AtUrCervix -> RE: Done being a whiny sappy little bitch.... (7/4/2016 3:20:41 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2


quote:

ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix

.....trying to convince the greater general public.

I'm 58....no longer a kid.

Too bad if you don't like it.

New profile....says what I should have been saying 20 years ago.


I like your new profile, J. Though I'm not quite the target audience [;)]


Well....even on occasion (being beside myself)....neither am I, sadly :(



AtUrCervix -> RE: Done being a whiny sappy little bitch.... (7/4/2016 3:21:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic


quote:

ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix

.....trying to convince the greater general public.

I'm 58....no longer a kid.

Too bad if you don't like it.

New profile....says what I should have been saying 20 years ago.

Nice new profile.
Its you....
[;)]


Tank ewe :)



AtUrCervix -> RE: Done being a whiny sappy little bitch.... (7/4/2016 3:35:43 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2


quote:

ORIGINAL: QualityFirst

@ AtUrCervix:

You are 58? Your profile still states you are only 57. Are you even in doubt about when you were born?

And your profile still states that crazy shit goes through your brain, so your brain must be your ass, or does shit come out of your mouth?


Aww. What's wrong; you tired of being the oldest guy on this forum? The few posts of yours I've read demonstrate you are the one with the ass/brain conflation.



I believe (and I'm not a doctor....so....I could be wrong), the correct medical term for his malady is "anal/cranial inversion".



QualityFirst -> RE: Done being a whiny sappy little bitch.... (7/4/2016 3:37:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix
That hurt.

I don't know how I'll survive the emotional conflict that is raging inside of me.

I won't be officially 58 until August but....I'll change my profile age abruptly....what would you like it to be?

I'll make it older than you so you can feel better about yourself.

I am very sorry about what I wrote about you and the fact that it hurted you. I admit that it was really very stupid. I apologize, but I will understand you if you find that this is not enough.



DesFIP -> RE: Done being a whiny sappy little bitch.... (7/4/2016 7:14:43 PM)

I never update my age. I like knowing that it makes me younger.



WhoreMods -> RE: Done being a whiny sappy little bitch.... (7/5/2016 10:53:18 AM)

Stay out of P&R, then: it's full of them, and you can't be sure whiney bitchiness isn't catching.
[;)]



AtUrCervix -> RE: Done being a whiny sappy little bitch.... (7/5/2016 5:04:49 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

I never update my age. I like knowing that it makes me younger.


Well, you don't look a day over (10 years younger than what ever it is you said).



AtUrCervix -> RE: Done being a whiny sappy little bitch.... (7/5/2016 5:09:33 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

Stay out of P&R, then: it's full of them, and you can't be sure whiney bitchiness isn't catching.
[;)]


Au Contraire Mes Ami, whiny bitch is catching on. USA Today has done more than several articles on it.

Big time....it's all over the East coast, mid west....VERY popular with Millennials....trust me...(I've simply removed it from my current repertoire...I reserve the right to go back to whiny little bitch any time I choose).

(That's what whiny little bitches do).

Momma didn't raise no fool.

(And....for the record...PR is my game :) )



AtUrCervix -> RE: Done being a whiny sappy little bitch.... (7/5/2016 5:11:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: QualityFirst

@ AtUrCervix:

You are 58? Your profile still states you are only 57. Are you even in doubt about when you were born?

And your profile still states that crazy shit goes through your brain, so your brain must be your ass, or does shit come out of your mouth?



And for the record....if you're a male....breathing....and crazy shit ISN'T going through your brain every 11 seconds....one of two things is true:

You're not a male or....you're no longer breathing.

Sorry...my error....three things....

Or....you're neutered.



QualityFirst -> RE: Done being a whiny sappy little bitch.... (7/6/2016 3:28:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix
And for the record....if you're a male....breathing....and crazy shit ISN'T going through your brain every 11 seconds....one of two things is true:

You're not a male or....you're no longer breathing.

Sorry...my error....three things....

Or....you're neutered.

I am still breathing, crazy shit isn't going through my brain every 11 seconds, and I have not (yet) been neutered. So you feel I'm not a man.

It truly hurts being ridiculized in that way here in public, but I know I deserve it after what I have written about you.



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