As a male....know what just SUCKS????

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AtUrCervix -> As a male....know what just SUCKS???? (7/5/2016 6:28:14 PM)
Fixing your profile....then going around chatting up some folks, enjoying your evening....then....just as you sign out you see the "someone checked out my profile" thingie all lit up and you think...."alrighty then....things are moving in the right direction now....!!!"..... Then....you discover...it was you that checked your profile....to make sure you got it right.

WickedsDesire -> RE: As a male....know what just SUCKS???? (7/6/2016 8:25:26 AM)
equally guilty :) profile views being like gold dust

DesFIP -> RE: As a male....know what just SUCKS???? (7/6/2016 10:38:56 AM)
So what if someone views your profile? It doesn't mean they're interested in you. Maybe they just want to see your avatar more clearly or know where you live if you've posted about the weather.

WickedsDesire -> RE: As a male....know what just SUCKS???? (7/6/2016 11:05:45 AM)
A concept most of us understand DesFIP I typically view a profile just to copy and paste their name in my reply, or to see the extent of its utter fakery, and they number the many, which would render what you said as irrelevant. Put on yer man pants, write a man profile, and call yourself sir and I will wager you those platter of tasty delights you have as you avatars you will not get one view from someone remotely credible in a year… I only get mail because of my looks, occasionally I write something good, or legend has it I can make a women orgasm so hard she lifts off into orbit..now about this scone recipe. Now DesFIP I obviously do not talk for all the Neanderthal that inhabit these places but because someone says hello to me I never take it for granted they will gobble a gallon of my magnificent cum down their hungry bellies and then lie, prostrate, so I may beat their naught bodies bodies, vigorously, with a soup ladle. Incidentally if I send out an hello half of the replies are “not interested” if you think most men are meek and shallow, then I can assure you women are worse

OsideGirl -> RE: As a male....know what just SUCKS???? (7/6/2016 11:27:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP Maybe they just want to see your avatar more clearly or know where you live if you've posted about the weather. Or maybe to get a chuckle out of the ridiculousness.

Wayward5oul -> RE: As a male....know what just SUCKS???? (7/6/2016 3:39:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix Fixing your profile....then going around chatting up some folks, enjoying your evening....then....just as you sign out you see the "someone checked out my profile" thingie all lit up and you think...."alrighty then....things are moving in the right direction now....!!!"..... Then....you discover...it was you that checked your profile....to make sure you got it right. Don't get too excited dude. It will be lit up now but its just me. I had to look after that LOL.

ThatDizzyChick -> RE: As a male....know what just SUCKS???? (7/6/2016 3:51:01 PM)
I never pay attention to that thing.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: As a male....know what just SUCKS???? (7/6/2016 3:52:39 PM)
If you saw some of the horrors that check out women's profiles, you might rest easier at having your viewed light a little quiet. [:-]

AtUrCervix -> RE: As a male....know what just SUCKS???? (7/6/2016 4:30:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP So what if someone views your profile? It doesn't mean they're interested in you. Maybe they just want to see your avatar more clearly or know where you live if you've posted about the weather. I thought....if someone viewed your profile....it was a done deal.....you were about to get laid. (Is that NOT the way it works????).

AtUrCervix -> RE: As a male....know what just SUCKS???? (7/6/2016 4:40:50 PM)
Last night my TV puked. I paid $2,700.00 for this gawdammed thing some years back....fucker weighs 8 tons. Now....BETTER TV's (that weigh less than a pair of REALLY good socks)....bigger....cost like 400 - 800 bucks. I asked my brother....Mr Wizard to advise me on a computer some while back....and he instead...went out and bought me a 4K monitor.....(and some kind of crazy fucking supercomputer....he just sold a bunch of dirt)....the WHOLE thing....computer....monitor.....cables.... Weighs less than a ham sandwich. Advice anyone? On a TV? (I'm just looking for a TV).

AtUrCervix -> RE: As a male....know what just SUCKS???? (7/6/2016 4:51:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 If you saw some of the horrors that check out women's profiles, you might rest easier at having your viewed light a little quiet. [:-] I get (approx.) 7 check outs....of my profile (as a male)....every 11 years. (I should clarify....some years are better than others....it's not all bad). I'm looking forward to (with my new revision) bringing me....no less than....well....ahemmmm....a 60% increase in the new year. A man can dream.

shiftyw -> RE: As a male....know what just SUCKS???? (7/6/2016 5:28:25 PM)
I have a guy who looks at my profile every month. He's into amputation. So... As YKIMK as I am- it creeps me out that he always just looks.

debydeb -> RE: As a male....know what just SUCKS???? (7/7/2016 9:09:19 AM)
i also never pay attention to who checked out my profile....

AtUrCervix -> RE: As a male....know what just SUCKS???? (7/7/2016 4:13:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ThatDizzyChick I never pay attention to that thing. STOP IT!!!!! You know you want me. Just say it......get over it....come on....

AtUrCervix -> RE: As a male....know what just SUCKS???? (7/7/2016 4:15:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 If you saw some of the horrors that check out women's profiles, you might rest easier at having your viewed light a little quiet. [:-] It must be awful. Come to me. I will envelope you in my arms.

AtUrCervix -> RE: As a male....know what just SUCKS???? (7/7/2016 4:17:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: shiftyw I have a guy who looks at my profile every month. He's into amputation. So... As YKIMK as I am- it creeps me out that he always just looks. (I only look because I know he does).

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: As a male....know what just SUCKS???? (7/7/2016 4:28:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 If you saw some of the horrors that check out women's profiles, you might rest easier at having your viewed light a little quiet. [:-] It must be awful. Come to me. I will envelope you in my arms. Better yet, I'll send you my password and you can check out my admirers. Amputation is child's play baby :D

WhoreMods -> RE: As a male....know what just SUCKS???? (7/8/2016 5:31:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP So what if someone views your profile? It doesn't mean they're interested in you. Maybe they just want to see your avatar more clearly or know where you live if you've posted about the weather. "I'm sure I've seen that picture on ImageFapp. Isn't she one of those Suicide Girls or something?"

Lucylastic -> RE: As a male....know what just SUCKS???? (7/8/2016 6:25:52 AM)
quote: As a male....know what just SUCKS???? After a week of sweaty heat indexes, my husband says "sweaty ballsack sucks." Seeing him wriggle every time he stands up is cute.

AtUrCervix -> RE: As a male....know what just SUCKS???? (7/8/2016 5:39:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 quote: ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 If you saw some of the horrors that check out women's profiles, you might rest easier at having your viewed light a little quiet. [:-] It must be awful. Come to me. I will envelope you in my arms. Better yet, I'll send you my password and you can check out my admirers. Amputation is child's play baby :D Gawwwwwd....I read these posts by guys who (I think....possibly....seriously....truly) want their dicks cut off and I think....well....there's someone for everyone. (I just seriously can't figure out....as a cuckold....where there are EXACTLY 3 women on Earth that want what I want...how these fuckers figure they're gonna find...."the one").

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