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The most intelligent species???? - 7/7/2016 11:04:23 AM   
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Please note the sarcasm, as well as the basic truth.

We are constantly told that Humans are the dominant species on the planet due to our brain capacity and intelligence.

Now while this may be true for some individuals, my thoughts are that the majority of humans, while intelligent, are over all stupid as hell.

How not to start a fire

Of course there is the fact that people build homes and cities in places they KNOW are dangerous.

First example:

Naples Italy.
Now Naples is a beautiful city, old world charm, Roman ruins, built within the historic blast radius of some of Mt. Vesuvius more violent historic eruptions.

Now, if this city had been built with no historic human knowledge of an eruption, that would be one thing, but they actually have two damn good examples, Herculaneum and Pompeii. Two Roman cities destroyed in a violent, human witnessed, much documented (for the time) eruption.

Example two:

All the Indonesian cities built on the Sunda Strait AFTER the historic and devastating Krakatoa eruption.

Example three:
Every housing subdivision built on the slopes of currently erupting Hawaiian volcanoes.

Of course there were the four proposed nuclear power plants (one that damn near was completed) in California that were located on KNOWN active faults.

Every moron that swims in the ocean withing two miles of seal colonies. Sharks eat seals, so if you are stupid enough to swim, surfer or enter the water near a seal colony, you deserve to be shark bait.

Then there are the morons that habituate sharks to being hand fed for the tourists to take pictures. The best of example of the consequences of this stupidity is a series of shark attacks at an Egyptian resort on the Red Sea.

Over a course of a week, a number of tourists were attacked by an oceanic white tip shark, with one fatality. The experts were confused about the nature of the attacks since the shark seemed to target the victims buttocks. It was not until video of this particular shark surfaced of it being hand fed, and the diver doing the feeding kept a fanny pack of bait on his butt.

The shark (sharks are smarter than we thought) in the video had actually attacked the diver with the bait, stealing the fanny pack. After that, the shark decided that humans in the water all had fanny packs with food in them on their butts.

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RE: The most intelligent species???? - 7/7/2016 11:47:06 AM   
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Reminds me of my daughter's last horse. At some point he learned that I kept pepper mints in my purse. He started trying to get around me to reach them himself. It took us a couple of hours to figure out what was going on.

To be fair to the swimmers, the return of seals is so new in places like Cape Cod that nobody immediately knew that seals attract sharks.
There's a resurgence of bald eagles here. It wasn't until cats and small dogs began being taken from yards that we knew eagles would do that. They've been endangered since the 50's and there isn't anyone around with any knowledge of how they used to act.

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RE: The most intelligent species???? - 7/7/2016 12:04:13 PM   
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We are constantly told that Humans are the dominant species on the planet due to our brain capacity and intelligence.

Actually I was taught that it is our adaptability, in which our intelligence plays a part.
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my thoughts are that the majority of humans, while intelligent, are over all stupid as hell

Yet still smarter than a dog.

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RE: The most intelligent species???? - 7/7/2016 12:14:22 PM   
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wicked muffin and that is how it is and well it should be

are we the most intelligent species of our kind to have walked this earth - absolutely not and therein lies a wealth of proof

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RE: The most intelligent species???? - 7/7/2016 1:20:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Reminds me of my daughter's last horse. At some point he learned that I kept pepper mints in my purse. He started trying to get around me to reach them himself. It took us a couple of hours to figure out what was going on.

To be fair to the swimmers, the return of seals is so new in places like Cape Cod that nobody immediately knew that seals attract sharks.
There's a resurgence of bald eagles here. It wasn't until cats and small dogs began being taken from yards that we knew eagles would do that. They've been endangered since the 50's and there isn't anyone around with any knowledge of how they used to act.

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Uh, shark hunters have known they can find large sharks around seal colonies for over a hundred years. You see, shark liver oil, was once as popular for lamps as whale oil.

The problem was that shark hunters did not tell the landlubbers who saw the ocean as a place to swim that if there are seals around there will also be great big sharks in the same area.

The secret of the connection between sharks and seals was kept from the landlubbers because of the conspiracy to rid the planet of non-sea loving folk, as per holy commandment.


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RE: The most intelligent species???? - 7/8/2016 5:29:23 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ThatDizzyChick

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We are constantly told that Humans are the dominant species on the planet due to our brain capacity and intelligence.

Actually I was taught that it is our adaptability, in which our intelligence plays a part.

I thought it was more traditional to blame that one on our knack for social organisation?

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