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Wayward5oul -> We should do our presidential elections like this (7/8/2016 7:07:18 PM)
The festival is actually a week long, with a bull run every morning. After each bull run, there are smaller bulls in a bull ring where people can go in and mess with them there. Think of the events we could create leading up to the final bull run. We could even make a reality show out of it, after all our current stock of candidates and their families have been entertaining us with their personal and professional lives for the last 20+ years already. Or maybe I just want to see our current candidates in the situations that are shown in the many photos included. Seriously though, I could really see Clinton coming out of this run ahead. Hell, probably carried in riding on top of the bull's horns. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/in-photos-seven-gored-in-six-minutes-of-chaos-at-pamplona-bull-run/article30819672/

BamaD -> RE: We should do our presidential elections like this (7/8/2016 7:24:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wayward5oul The festival is actually a week long, with a bull run every morning. After each bull run, there are smaller bulls in a bull ring where people can go in and mess with them there. Think of the events we could create leading up to the final bull run. We could even make a reality show out of it, after all our current stock of candidates and their families have been entertaining us with their personal and professional lives for the last 20+ years already. Or maybe I just want to see our current candidates in the situations that are shown in the many photos included. Seriously though, I could really see Clinton coming out of this run ahead. Hell, probably carried in riding on top of the bull's horns. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/in-photos-seven-gored-in-six-minutes-of-chaos-at-pamplona-bull-run/article30819672/ How about throwing al the candidates in a large dome shaped cage with weapons in the walls of the cage. 22 enter one comes out.

Wayward5oul -> RE: We should do our presidential elections like this (7/8/2016 7:30:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BamaD quote: ORIGINAL: Wayward5oul The festival is actually a week long, with a bull run every morning. After each bull run, there are smaller bulls in a bull ring where people can go in and mess with them there. Think of the events we could create leading up to the final bull run. We could even make a reality show out of it, after all our current stock of candidates and their families have been entertaining us with their personal and professional lives for the last 20+ years already. Or maybe I just want to see our current candidates in the situations that are shown in the many photos included. Seriously though, I could really see Clinton coming out of this run ahead. Hell, probably carried in riding on top of the bull's horns. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/in-photos-seven-gored-in-six-minutes-of-chaos-at-pamplona-bull-run/article30819672/ How about throwing al the candidates in a large dome shaped cage with weapons in the walls of the cage. 22 enter one comes out. I kinda like the idea that they have to make it thru on their own, their own strategy, management of the bulls, how they perform when left to their own devices and against unpredictable foe. That way they can't form alliances and such.

thompsonx -> RE: We should do our presidential elections like this (7/8/2016 8:15:20 PM)
ORIGINAL: BamaD How about throwing al the candidates in a large dome shaped cage with weapons in the walls of the cage. 22 enter one comes out. Shit bill's wife could win that with a broken leg. Who knew you were closet supporter of bill's wife? Is it because he is the one who hooked you up with a lifetime welfare cheque?

enslaver -> RE: We should do our presidential elections like this (7/8/2016 8:29:51 PM)
Thunderdome."We don`t need another hero(sandwich)."

Wayward5oul -> RE: We should do our presidential elections like this (7/8/2016 8:50:53 PM)
I mean, come on, who didn't want to see this happen with the ridiculously large pool of candidates at the beginning? (note that the candidates would still get to keep their phones to tweet the whole experience in real time) [image]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/07/08/14/2A54CEEF00000578-3153521-image-a-91_1436362295311.jpg[/image] Trumps tweet: just wanted to take this opportunity to show everyone the truth about why my hands are so big [image]http://www.tradearabia.com/source/2013/07/14/bull.jpg[/image] He may look angry, he may look really angry. But its because of all these foreigners around. He actually really likes me. We're great friends. [image]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02615/bull_2615963b.jpg[/image] See, we even head-butt each other, cuz thats what friends do. And we are great friends! [image]https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/ad_139986736.jpg[/image] What?!?! No, my lips aren't swelled from being hit by the bull! They were already like that! Everyone told me I needed to get my lips botoxed, so I did! Look, can't you tell that me and the bull are friends! We are great friends! [image]https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/ad_140037589.jpg[/image] Gov Chris Christie makes an appearance to help out his great friend! [image]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03200/Benjamin_Miller_3200825c.jpg[/image] Hilary's tweet after winning: Don't feel bad, Drumph. You aren't the first to get your ass handed to you by a Clinton. [image]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/dc/b5/6f/dcb56feee37ebcea34ac3be51fb4a563.jpg[/image]

BamaD -> RE: We should do our presidential elections like this (7/8/2016 9:37:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wayward5oul quote: ORIGINAL: BamaD quote: ORIGINAL: Wayward5oul The festival is actually a week long, with a bull run every morning. After each bull run, there are smaller bulls in a bull ring where people can go in and mess with them there. Think of the events we could create leading up to the final bull run. We could even make a reality show out of it, after all our current stock of candidates and their families have been entertaining us with their personal and professional lives for the last 20+ years already. Or maybe I just want to see our current candidates in the situations that are shown in the many photos included. Seriously though, I could really see Clinton coming out of this run ahead. Hell, probably carried in riding on top of the bull's horns. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/in-photos-seven-gored-in-six-minutes-of-chaos-at-pamplona-bull-run/article30819672/ How about throwing al the candidates in a large dome shaped cage with weapons in the walls of the cage. 22 enter one comes out. I kinda like the idea that they have to make it thru on their own, their own strategy, management of the bulls, how they perform when left to their own devices and against unpredictable foe. That way they can't form alliances and such. A bonus to my plan is that we wouldn't see 21 of them in the next election. We could do a single elemenation with random parings.

KenDckey -> RE: We should do our presidential elections like this (7/9/2016 1:29:25 AM)
Ilike the concept of the cage fight with all the wweapons. Please let the weapons be fully automatic .50 cal. One less than politicians in the cage. Probably won't make much difference tho because the progressives will either run from them or try to confiscate all of them. Maybe we can throw a few knives or autos in the mix. They aren't weapons.

WickedsDesire -> RE: We should do our presidential elections like this (7/9/2016 4:23:38 AM)
America has a Colosseum, I think. Donald - trident, or empty piggy bank Hilary - net thingy(like I know what that's called its a bloody net thingy), or broomstick and some good music like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AphxyjrH4SE

Edwird -> RE: We should do our presidential elections like this (7/9/2016 5:41:56 AM)
So then what? Are you proposing that we, the gormless, should not let our candidates be among the gored-less? Sorry, I didn't mean to horn in on the action, there.

Kirata -> RE: We should do our presidential elections like this (7/9/2016 5:47:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Edwird So then what? Are you proposing that we, the gormless, should not let our candidates be among the gored-less? Sorry, I didn't mean to horn in on the action, there. Nice pun! [sm=applause.gif] K.

Edwird -> RE: We should do our presidential elections like this (7/9/2016 5:57:26 AM)
[Takes bow] Yeah well, I think it's safe to say that this will not go down in history as a 'good election year' however it turns out.

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