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jlf1961 -> Since there is no Satire section.... (7/10/2016 1:56:05 PM)
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I have done some thinking on the social problems facing America today.
So I have two plans to offer.
Plan one:
Stop every movement social or otherwise the puts the emphasis on any one ethnic or religious group.
In other words, get rid of the fucking hyphens.
How about "Human Lives Matter" or even better "Stop the shit and fix whats wrong"
Then there is fixing Law enforcement:
Contrary to my earlier statements that it would be easy to hide personal bias against a specific race, races or religions, I have found out there is a proven series of questions that will show if someone has a tendency toward racial or religious prejudice.
The questions will also show if the person has a tendency toward abuse of authority.
If that is too much trouble, body and dash cams that cannot be turned off by the officer, add to that a criminal penalty if the devices show any sign of tampering.
Failing that, there is the extremist approach (based on no less than 5 sci fi novels and a number of short stories.)
Now this is a multifaceted solution, simple yet complex.
1) Gun ownership in the US to be limited to those not living inside the city limits.
2) Residential areas to be separated from each other with barriers (I prefer landmines and electrified fences) with a limited number of access points.
A) Each resident of a given sector to be implanted with an RFID chip that when scanned will give address, employer, blood type.
B) Should a resident of one area wish to purchase a home in another area, an armed escort will be used during home tours.
C) All personal vehicles be equipped with a GPS unit that will instantly send a signal to law enforcement should the vehicle enter an area that is prohibited.
D) All residential areas shall have a demographic made up of equal numbers of all races.
E) Residential areas will be segregated by religion, i.e Baptists with baptists, Catholics with Catholics, etc.
F) Should a family grow to the point that it puts the racial balance out of proportion, that family be moved to a temporary housing center until a neighborhood is located where the number of that family will balance the racial proportions.
3) Anybody that ends up qualifying for the National Geographic show "the science of stupid" immediately forfeits their right to own a firearm, have a driver's license or buy power tools.
4) To avoid the possibility of racist law enforcement personnel, all applying for jobs in the field must prove racial diversity in their ancestry. Government agencies to cover the cost of genetic back ground checks.
5) Border security should include but not be limited to, land mines, anti personnel devices (best to hire former Viet Cong as consultants) anti tunneling explosives, and use of armed troops.
6) In order to make Trump supporters happy, all visitors to the US, regardless of religion, be fitted with satellite tracking devices. If we can track great white sharks in every ocean, tracking a tourist should be easy. However, the use of screws should be avoided. While it may work to fix the device to a shark fin with nuts and bolts, I doubt a tourist or business exec would like the procedure.)
7) Prostitution be legalized but regulated by the Baptists(with the daily sermons concerning sin.)
8) Politicians should be atheists, that way they aint gonna be sinning by saying "so help me god" in any oath of office.
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