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Canada has gone too far! - 7/13/2016 6:40:10 AM

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As soon as I can find a way to get a B52 with a full conventional bomb load, I am going to be paying a visit to the location of the Pandora facility that houses its staff that come up with a computer program that puts Justin Bieber's music on a station that is mainly Celt folk music.

Since the 2 dozen emails have failed to get them to realize that there is no conceivable connection between Justin Bieber and bagpipes, it is time to escalate the message.

Does anyone know what it does to the mental state of an individual to be listening to the wonderful sounds of "amazing grace" played on bagpipes and suddenly be subjected to that whiney self absorbed Canadian singing?

I have been subjected to this individual not only on the Celt station but he has also shown up mixed in with 80's metal, Delta Blues, and the classical play list.

Musical Genome project my ass, this is part of the Canadian governments attempt to torture the bulk of humanity with an exported talent that, while gifted, is not the final word in music. It rates up there with the UK exporting Cricket.

While I am at it:

Canadian bacon is not bacon, its ham, and not properly cured ham at that.

Canadian cities should not be allowed to own American baseball teams, they are not a part of the United States and therefore should have their own baseball league, it is called, after all, the National League, not the international league.

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RE: Canada has gone too far! - 7/13/2016 7:15:29 AM

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And a happy good morning to you dear Jeff:)
Sending warm n fuzzy thoughts to you even tho you are a grumpy ass, hugggs glad to see you back even when I disagree with you heartily!

You made me smile so thankyou:)

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RE: Canada has gone too far! - 7/13/2016 8:02:29 AM

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And a happy good morning to you dear Jeff:)
Sending warm n fuzzy thoughts to you even tho you are a grumpy ass, hugggs glad to see you back even when I disagree with you heartily!
You made me smile so thankyou:)

I am not grumpy!

I am saying there is no way this or any warped bizarre universe that Justin Bieber can even remotely be associated any music genre other than teeny bopper pop!

The attempt to associate him with Delta Blues, Celt, 80's metal would be the equivalent of saying Katie Morgan is a Shakespearean actress, or that Hugh Hefner is an example of celibacy, or Canadian Bacon is actually bacon.

The extreme examples of his being forced on unsuspecting listeners include, according to a reliable source, Pandora shoving him into traditional Latino music as well as big band. He was even placed in my "Black Sabbath" station!!!!

Now, this is either a conspiracy involving the highest levels of the Canadian government, or the Pandora people who wrote the software to determine which artists are put where have taken a few too many hits of acid, or a combination of both.

Now granted, one friend feels that the software authors at pandora are were the same individuals that subjected the world to windows Vista and Windows ME (although in a just universe, those individuals are on an island somewhere being tortured in ways that make the Spanish Inquisition look like a day at a keystone cops film festival) but still.

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RE: Canada has gone too far! - 7/13/2016 6:41:21 PM

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Nobody in my family(includes 3 english and two natural born canucks..) have been infected with beiberism.
Im gonna have to advise that you stop using pandora...double check and secure your settings, or give in to the control that beiber has over the american public and embrace him.
OR I can sell you the secret remedy for 93 zillion monthly payments of 4.39$(US D)
Canadian bacon is far better than streaky, no matter what you want to call it. ALtho, I did have the most amazing breakfast this morning of sausages, bacon(streaky) beans and fried egg this morning...I like bacon!

I think beiber is like a khardassian or a cyrus or game of thrones. Its contagious but you can get over it.
Good luck
I think beiber is on the wane tho, here in canada the PM seems to have a cadre of fangirls crushing.

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RE: Canada has gone too far! - 7/13/2016 6:45:50 PM

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Canadian bacon is not bacon, its ham, and not properly cured ham at that.

Canadian bacon is bacon without the fatty bits! That's my perfect bacon! I take only Canadian bacon or Back bacon.
Streaky Bacon is just too fatty!

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RE: Canada has gone too far! - 7/13/2016 7:13:15 PM

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We call it back bacon in england too. ok, used to...I havent had any in nearly ten years

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RE: Canada has gone too far! - 7/13/2016 7:25:23 PM

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Canadian or otherwise, I LOVE bacon!!!! :)

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RE: Canada has gone too far! - 7/13/2016 8:38:22 PM

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I think you have to allow Canada to have baseball teams. Otherwise we can't have hockey teams, and that would be a pity.

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RE: Canada has gone too far! - 7/13/2016 9:04:48 PM

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My Faves won the Stanley Cup this year.... , I love the hell out of hockey, I live in maple leaf town, but im a big Pens fan.

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RE: Canada has gone too far! - 7/14/2016 7:52:40 AM

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I've been a Sidney Crosby groupie since two winter Olympics ago. He never made a bad play. Always flawless. So I was cheering for the Penguins too.

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RE: Canada has gone too far! - 7/14/2016 8:04:04 AM

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I've been a Sidney Crosby groupie since two winter Olympics ago. He never made a bad play. Always flawless. So I was cheering for the Penguins too.

yet another reason I must marry you.....
Ive been a fan since the junior mens in 2004,
but I have a huge soft spot for letang, and dupuis, kunitz and a few others.
One of my best friends is a redwings fan and she is always hatin on my poor Sid, but shes just jealous.:)

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RE: Canada has gone too far! - 7/14/2016 8:05:03 AM

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I wonder if Department of Homeland Security has noticed that since the release of Justin Bieber's first album, there has been a marked increase in terrorist attacks?

Then there his female fans who send death threats to what ever actress or female singer he is seen with.

It is therefore my contention that he is a danger to the general welfare...

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RE: Canada has gone too far! - 7/14/2016 8:09:28 AM

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I wonder if Department of Homeland Security has noticed that since the release of Justin Bieber's first album, there has been a marked increase in terrorist attacks?

Then there his female fans who send death threats to what ever actress or female singer he is seen with.

It is therefore my contention that he is a danger to the general welfare...

maybe they should hire him to sing to suspects in interrogation....
its a heinous thought.

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RE: Canada has gone too far! - 7/14/2016 8:26:46 AM

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quote:

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I wonder if Department of Homeland Security has noticed that since the release of Justin Bieber's first album, there has been a marked increase in terrorist attacks?

Then there his female fans who send death threats to what ever actress or female singer he is seen with.

It is therefore my contention that he is a danger to the general welfare...

maybe they should hire him to sing to suspects in interrogation....
its a heinous thought.

I thought they'd banned torture in the US??

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RE: Canada has gone too far! - 7/14/2016 8:28:45 AM

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Apparently you can get away with it, theyve used Celine for years.

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RE: Canada has gone too far! - 7/14/2016 9:28:43 AM

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I wonder if Department of Homeland Security has noticed that since the release of Justin Bieber's first album, there has been a marked increase in terrorist attacks?

Then there his female fans who send death threats to what ever actress or female singer he is seen with.

It is therefore my contention that he is a danger to the general welfare...

maybe they should hire him to sing to suspects in interrogation....
its a heinous thought.

Does the Geneva Convention mean anything to you?

I mean waterboarding was bad enough, now you want us to take it to a level unheard of in the history of mankind (and I am counting the history of hominids all the way back to when they first came down from the trees.)

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RE: Canada has gone too far! - 7/14/2016 10:16:21 AM

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I'll forgive them Beiber for Joni Mitchell, David Cronenberg and Neil Young.

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RE: Canada has gone too far! - 7/14/2016 10:18:45 AM

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I wonder if Department of Homeland Security has noticed that since the release of Justin Bieber's first album, there has been a marked increase in terrorist attacks?

Then there his female fans who send death threats to what ever actress or female singer he is seen with.

It is therefore my contention that he is a danger to the general welfare...

maybe they should hire him to sing to suspects in interrogation....
its a heinous thought.

Does the Geneva Convention mean anything to you?

I mean waterboarding was bad enough, now you want us to take it to a level unheard of in the history of mankind (and I am counting the history of hominids all the way back to when they first came down from the trees.)

Its the only thing that keeps me in check, but inside my head is so much meaner than beiber.

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RE: Canada has gone too far! - 7/14/2016 10:57:19 AM

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I'm just puzzled that somebody thinks "Amazing Grace" played on the bagpipes is somehow better than a whiney Canadian castrato: I try to avoid hearing either, meself.

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RE: Canada has gone too far! - 7/14/2016 12:42:50 PM

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If Canada takes Bieber back, I would start ordering Smarties by the gross....

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