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Gauge -> Oh hai!!! (7/24/2016 10:32:30 PM)
Yes... Yes... it is me. Bow down and worship.... Or tell me to go fuck myself... Your choice. Think it over.

LadyPact -> RE: Oh hai!!! (7/24/2016 10:38:07 PM)
Well, I generally don't tell people to go fuck themselves... (Not unless they really, really ask for it.) Good to see you, Gauge.

Gauge -> RE: Oh hai!!! (7/24/2016 10:39:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact Well, I generally don't tell people to go fuck themselves... (Not unless they really, really ask for it.) Good to see you, Gauge. Well... fuck you... and... well, seriously... Good to see you too. [:)]

GreedyTop -> RE: Oh hai!!! (7/24/2016 10:58:57 PM)
Heya, Gauge!

Gauge -> RE: Oh hai!!! (7/24/2016 11:06:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Heya, Gauge! OH HAI!!! Srsly... HAI!! You got's the mail. [:-]

LadyPact -> RE: Oh hai!!! (7/24/2016 11:21:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge Well... fuck you... and... well, seriously... Good to see you too. [:)] I'd call ya a dick, but it would be against ToS.[8D]

Gauge -> RE: Oh hai!!! (7/24/2016 11:23:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact I'd call ya a dick, but it would be against ToS.[8D] So you are a TOSser??? Be still my heart. [8D]

stef -> RE: Oh hai!!! (7/24/2016 11:23:44 PM)
How about if I cover both bases and say bow down and go fuck yourself? :) Welcome back.

LadyPact -> RE: Oh hai!!! (7/24/2016 11:30:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge So you are a TOSser??? Be still my heart. [8D] Are you offering to let me TOSs your salad? Don't turn me on. It's late in my time zone. [8D]

Gauge -> RE: Oh hai!!! (7/24/2016 11:32:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stef How about if I cover both bases and say bow down and go fuck yourself? :) Welcome back. I would say that you will su.... HA! Caught you!!! You thought I would say something else rather than what I said for true and honest like... I'll go bow fuck and go down myself. Wait...

LadyPact -> RE: Oh hai!!! (7/24/2016 11:34:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I'll go bow fuck and go down myself. Wait... If you can really do that, I want pics!!! [sm=tongue_smiley55.gif]

Gauge -> RE: Oh hai!!! (7/24/2016 11:36:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: Are you offering to let me TOSs your salad? Don't turn me on. It's late in my time zone. [8D] Salad is HOT! OK... relax... I will "turn" your "zone" to the point where you will forget you have a zone to turn.

Gauge -> RE: Oh hai!!! (7/24/2016 11:38:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact If you can really do that, I want pics!!! [sm=tongue_smiley55.gif] I could... but why would I? WOOD EYE?? Would, I? BIG EARS!!! Old joke....

LadyPact -> RE: Oh hai!!! (7/24/2016 11:41:40 PM)
How about I just play with that bald head of yours for a while? (The one on TOP of your shoulders. Get your mind out of the gutter.)

Gauge -> RE: Oh hai!!! (7/24/2016 11:46:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact How about I just play with that bald head of yours for a while? (The one on TOP of your shoulders. Get your mind out of the gutter.) Listen Wench... the day that my head is bald... WHAT?? PLAY??? HEAD??? BALD???? Fine... you like foreplay. @whaddauwearing?

freedomdwarf1 -> RE: Oh hai!!! (7/25/2016 12:40:02 AM)
Welcome back Gauge. Really good to see you back [8D]

DaddySatyr -> RE: Oh hai!!! (7/25/2016 12:49:30 AM)
Welcome (back) To the Jungle. Michael

LadyPact -> RE: Oh hai!!! (7/25/2016 12:52:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge @whaddauwearing? A dang (completely unsexy) Walking Dead t-shirt. Yeah, I know. I just blew the whole fantasy. [:-]

BitaTruble -> RE: Oh hai!!! (7/25/2016 12:58:00 AM)
If you still have [sm=banana.gif] then I will [sm=bowdown.gif]. We can talk about [sm=crop.gif] and [sm=sex.gif] later. [sm=tongue_smiley07.gif]

LadyPact -> RE: Oh hai!!! (7/25/2016 1:43:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble If you still have [sm=banana.gif] then I will [sm=bowdown.gif]. We can talk about [sm=crop.gif] and [sm=sex.gif] later. [sm=tongue_smiley07.gif] PS... I was in Bakersfield last week. [;)]

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