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jlf1961 -> Presidential write in campaign (7/29/2016 5:02:36 AM)
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Okay, I will be honest, I am starting a write in campaign for president.
As president I will promise not to fuck up anything worse than it already is.
If I dont know the answer I will find someone who does (K, Bama and Lucy gonna be getting a lot of emails)
I wont promise the impossible.
And I will admit that, if I get tired of congressional bullshit, I will be tempted to put flavorless laxatives in all snacks I send over from the whitehouse (hey if they full of shit, then the laxatives will solve the problem.)
For vice president I will have Katy Morgan, granted not the brightest bulb in the pack, but she has decent tits, which should distract everyone from my screw ups.
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