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jlf1961 -> For those poor souls.... (8/3/2016 3:48:03 PM)
Please read the Bloom County for today Now the first thing that comes to my mind is the Trumpster reacting with: I was attacked, viciously attacked, in a nationally syndicated comic strip by a penguin, now I have heard that penguins are Communist Muslims, and the artist of said strip is most likely a Pakistani Muslim who is in this country illegally, and probably a supporter of ISIS. Now you see why we need to build a wall Of course, the NSA will be reading the text he saying that "They are picking on me again."

angelikaJ -> RE: For those poor souls.... (8/3/2016 7:40:51 PM)
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ShaharThorne -> RE: For those poor souls.... (8/4/2016 1:29:00 PM)
He needs his silver passie taken out of his mouth...

GreedyTop -> RE: For those poor souls.... (8/4/2016 10:33:53 PM)
Have I mentioned, Jeff, that I love you??

jlf1961 -> RE: For those poor souls.... (8/5/2016 7:56:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Have I mentioned, Jeff, that I love you?? If you love me, why are you not making my coffee at 6AM? Or taking Kera out at 3AM when she thinks she has something to say to the local owl?

dcnovice -> RE: For those poor souls.... (8/5/2016 8:14:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne He needs his silver passie taken out of his mouth... Shouldn't it be gilded?

GreedyTop -> RE: For those poor souls.... (8/5/2016 8:29:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Have I mentioned, Jeff, that I love you?? If you love me, why are you not making my coffee at 6AM? Or taking Kera out at 3AM when she thinks she has something to say to the local owl? Geographical incompatibility.

jlf1961 -> RE: For those poor souls.... (8/5/2016 9:21:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Have I mentioned, Jeff, that I love you?? If you love me, why are you not making my coffee at 6AM? Or taking Kera out at 3AM when she thinks she has something to say to the local owl? Geographical incompatibility. You do drive dont you? Directions simple, once past Fort Worth, head west on I20, take the business 80 exit at abilene, then loop 322 south, then 83/84 south, take the second right after 707, then take a left at the T Intersection, then at the cell tower take the drive way all the way to the end. If the dogs bark when you open the door, you found the right place.

Gauge -> RE: For those poor souls.... (8/5/2016 10:05:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 You do drive dont you? Directions simple, once past Fort Worth, head west on I20, take the business 80 exit at abilene, then loop 322 south, then 83/84 south, take the second right after 707, then take a left at the T Intersection, then at the cell tower take the drive way all the way to the end. If the dogs bark when you open the door, you found the right place. This ^^^^ is what you said. This is what she heard: Bla blah bla blablah bla blah. Blah bla blahbla blah bla bla blah I WANT TO GET LAID blah bla blah blablah.

jlf1961 -> RE: For those poor souls.... (8/5/2016 10:34:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 You do drive dont you? Directions simple, once past Fort Worth, head west on I20, take the business 80 exit at abilene, then loop 322 south, then 83/84 south, take the second right after 707, then take a left at the T Intersection, then at the cell tower take the drive way all the way to the end. If the dogs bark when you open the door, you found the right place. This ^^^^ is what you said. This is what she heard: Bla blah bla blablah bla blah. Blah bla blahbla blah bla bla blah I WANT TO GET LAID blah bla blah blablah. No, I want coffee when I wake up. Coffee is the most important thing in existance

Gauge -> RE: For those poor souls.... (8/5/2016 10:56:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 No, I want coffee when I wake up. Coffee is the most important thing in existance I agree. I will not be seen until I have my caffeine. See? You don't know if she likes coffee or not. I might have inside information but I am not willing to share. I stand by what I wrote. :)

jlf1961 -> RE: For those poor souls.... (8/6/2016 7:23:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 No, I want coffee when I wake up. Coffee is the most important thing in existance I agree. I will not be seen until I have my caffeine. See? You don't know if she likes coffee or not. I might have inside information but I am not willing to share. I stand by what I wrote. :) Considering I have exchanged barbs and opinions with greedy for a number of years, she probably knows me well enough by now that when I say coffee, I mean coffee (see my 'You may be addicted to coffee' thread.) In point of fact, in a thread some time ago, I stated that my standard morning routine is to argue with a 100 pound wolf hybrid about the fact that I feed her (along with all the other things that goes along with owning an exotic dog that wakes me up by pulling the blanket off the bed) and the least she could do is turn on the coffee pot in the morning before she wakes me. I mean how hard is using a size 18 paw to push a button? She taught herself to open the back door for christ's sake (as well as how to activate the ice dispenser on the fridge!)

Gauge -> RE: For those poor souls.... (8/6/2016 9:21:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 Considering I have exchanged barbs and opinions with greedy for a number of years, she probably knows me well enough by now that when I say coffee, I mean coffee (see my 'You may be addicted to coffee' thread.) In point of fact, in a thread some time ago, I stated that my standard morning routine is to argue with a 100 pound wolf hybrid about the fact that I feed her (along with all the other things that goes along with owning an exotic dog that wakes me up by pulling the blanket off the bed) and the least she could do is turn on the coffee pot in the morning before she wakes me. I mean how hard is using a size 18 paw to push a button? She taught herself to open the back door for christ's sake (as well as how to activate the ice dispenser on the fridge!) Hard to argue with that. Sounds like a cool dog... except for the not making coffee thing of course.

DesFIP -> RE: For those poor souls.... (8/6/2016 9:00:48 PM)
I love the fact that she operates the ice dispenser and puts the cubes in her water bowl. You ought to put that up on YouTube.

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