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What should be an Olympic Sport


I think they are all awesome especially the spoon players
  40% (2)
They are pants here are my 3 suggestions
  60% (3)


Total Votes : 5
(last vote on : 8/7/2016 3:46:27 PM)
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WhoreMods -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 1:21:24 PM)

Believe it or not, I think there was a story about the last of those in one of Phil Foglio's XXXenophile comics.




BitaTruble -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 1:30:09 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

Believe it or not, I think there was a story about the last of those in one of Phil Foglio's XXXenophile comics.

Is that the illustrator from Mad? I like him. I haven't heard of those comics but I will check them out if he is who I think he is.




NorthernGent1 -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 1:37:28 PM)


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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble


Gang Bangs.




No point. The Germans would win it from here 'til infinity.

It's been up for consideration before the Olympic Committee but the German delegate was busy dipping her head in a vat of cum, and so they didn't get 'round to voting on the matter.

Of the other delegates: the Americans were busy trying to own the vat of cum, the English said: "disgusting, possibly", the French went out on strike for no apparent reason and the Russians enquired as to its stimulant qualities.

Probably won't happen, but not a bad idea.




WhoreMods -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 1:39:49 PM)

I don't know if he's ever worked for Mad, to be honest. He did used to do a lot of stuff for Dragon, and he's doing that Girl Genius webcomic at the moment. He also did an excellent revival of Stanley and his Monster and even better one of Angel and the Ape for DC in the late '80s.




WhoreMods -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 1:41:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent1
No point. The Germans would win it from here 'til infinity.

No, that's the scat event (and probably the watersports as well).




itsSIRtou -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 1:46:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

All the athletes should be naked as was originally intended.

Wrestling needs to take place in jello.
All equestrian events need to use pony boys/girls.
No seats allowed on bikes for cycling events.

New Sports:

Pussy Pong, a team sport with two people per team and gold to the one who shoots a ping pong ball the furthest from their kitty. You can't use your hands but you do have a teammate called a "loader". (Think about the number of kegals the winner would have under her belt and consider making friends.)

Jizz Joust which is exactly like a pissing contest except the fluids are different. Two divisions.. Speed jizz and marathon. Viagra would be considered doping.

Gang Bangs.. It's already a team sport and when it's done with style it's worth gold.




damn,.... BT, u are full of good ideas!! except bike seat area should have a smooth, thick Black "rubber guard" on the former seat post.... just sayin,





BitaTruble -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 1:51:59 PM)


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ORIGINAL: itsSIRtou




damn,.... BT, u are full of good ideas!! except bike seat area should have a smooth, thick "rubber guard" on the former seat post.... just sayin,


I am sure the Olympic committee would come up with some sort of standardized guard..maybe add in some hydraulics or something. Maybe I should write to them?




BitaTruble -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 1:54:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

I don't know if he's ever worked for Mad, to be honest. He did used to do a lot of stuff for Dragon, and he's doing that Girl Genius webcomic at the moment. He also did an excellent revival of Stanley and his Monster and even better one of Angel and the Ape for DC in the late '80s.
i slipped a cog..it was MTG artwork and a Mythconception on my part. :)




WhoreMods -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 2:28:25 PM)

Got ya. I think that is the same guy, then.




mnottertail -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 2:38:01 PM)

Sucking my dick should be an olympic sport.

End of convo.

And you can quote me.




popeye1250 -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 3:54:59 PM)

Punching the living shit out of P.C. Anal Retentives and Global warmers.
They tie 5 of them to polls and you and your four teamates get 6 seconds to let 'em have it!
Then they take them into the Medic's office for exams and x rays to see who did the most damage. Bare fists only.
This would be REAL popular.




mnottertail -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 4:41:06 PM)

better yet, drunken less than intelligent, lifer squids, but they wouldnt last 6 seconds for even one.




PeonForHer -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 4:47:02 PM)

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This would be REAL popular.


Only with people who don't have televisions on which to watch the Olympics anyway, sadly.




DesideriScuri -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 5:35:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods
I'd not thought of videogames, but for that they need to go old school. Space Invaders would be highly suitable for timed contests...


But, make it live-action.




DesideriScuri -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 5:38:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent1
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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble
Gang Bangs.

No point. The Germans would win it from here 'til infinity.
It's been up for consideration before the Olympic Committee but the German delegate was busy dipping her head in a vat of cum, and so they didn't get 'round to voting on the matter.
Of the other delegates: the Americans were busy trying to own the vat of cum, the English said: "disgusting, possibly", the French went out on strike for no apparent reason and the Russians enquired as to its stimulant qualities.
Probably won't happen, but not a bad idea.


LMFAO!!!




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