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God's instructions for the creation of animals. - 8/7/2016 12:24:42 PM

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I will start this one, feel free to add your own.

Cats:

God: Alright, here's what I want, they need to be cut, make soothing sounds, and inspire good feelings....
Tech: Aw, that's so swee....
God: Put razor blades in their toes and give them a bad attitude 90% of the time.

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RE: God's instructions for the creation of animals. - 8/7/2016 2:46:20 PM

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http://www.nationalgeographic.com/features/97/cats/

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RE: God's instructions for the creation of animals. - 8/7/2016 10:03:05 PM

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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RE: God's instructions for the creation of animals. - 8/7/2016 10:30:25 PM

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Make their weight adjustable, so that when THEY want to be picked up, they weigh a maximum of 3 kgs........ When they DON'T want to be picked up, they weigh about 20 kgs

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RE: God's instructions for the creation of animals. - 8/16/2016 7:49:55 AM

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That is strange because I was led to believe the God being created everything in 7 days including the animals of which coincidentally we too are.

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RE: God's instructions for the creation of animals. - 8/16/2016 7:55:54 AM

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That is strange because I was led to believe the God being created everything in 7 days including the animals of which coincidentally we too are.

and you believe the earth to be between 6 and 10 thousand years old, right?

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RE: God's instructions for the creation of animals. - 8/16/2016 8:07:29 AM

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Isn't there a precise date in that system? I think it's sometime in October, 4004 BC.
(Which makes the Earth a Libra...)

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RE: God's instructions for the creation of animals. - 8/16/2016 8:21:20 AM

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Make their weight adjustable, so that when THEY want to be picked up, they weigh a maximum of 3 kgs........ When they DON'T want to be picked up, they weigh about 20 kgs

It would also be helpful if they didn't always know and hide when it's time to take them to the Vet.

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RE: God's instructions for the creation of animals. - 8/16/2016 8:27:03 PM

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Make their weight adjustable, so that when THEY want to be picked up, they weigh a maximum of 3 kgs........ When they DON'T want to be picked up, they weigh about 20 kgs

It would also be helpful if they didn't always know and hide when it's time to take them to the Vet.

K.

or even when it's time for meds...or a bath. For a very long time, I didn't know INVISIBLE was an option on cats.

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