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Why are sharks biased against Floridian? - 8/9/2016 9:06:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		Sharks are far more likely to attack people from Florida than CO or Kansas.
What is the basis of their bias and how can we put an end to it.

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RE: Why are sharks biased against Floridian? - 8/9/2016 9:09:38 AM   
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RE: Why are sharks biased against Floridian? - 8/9/2016 9:26:41 AM   
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Sharks are far more likely to attack people from Florida than CO or Kansas.
What is the basis of their bias and how can we put an end to it.

Maybe there are more lawyers in Florida?

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RE: Why are sharks biased against Floridian? - 8/9/2016 9:42:17 AM   
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Sharks are far more likely to attack people from Florida than CO or Kansas.
What is the basis of their bias and how can we put an end to it.

Maybe there are more lawyers in Florida?

K.


That would raise the question of "are sharks performing community service".

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RE: Why are sharks biased against Floridian? - 8/9/2016 11:34:10 AM   
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Sharks are far more likely to attack people from Florida than CO or Kansas.
What is the basis of their bias and how can we put an end to it.

Maybe there are more lawyers in Florida?

K.


That would raise the question of "are sharks performing community service".


Perhaps they can be relocated to the DC area for their community service.

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RE: Why are sharks biased against Floridian? - 8/9/2016 11:37:15 AM   
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Sharks are far more likely to attack people from Florida than CO or Kansas.
What is the basis of their bias and how can we put an end to it.

Maybe there are more lawyers in Florida?

K.


Sharks don't bit them out of professional courtesy: there'd be less shark attacks, not more.

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RE: Why are sharks biased against Floridian? - 8/9/2016 2:16:28 PM   
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Sharks are far more likely to attack people from Florida than CO or Kansas.
What is the basis of their bias and how can we put an end to it.

Maybe there are more lawyers in Florida?

K.


Sharks don't bit them out of professional courtesy: there'd be less shark attacks, not more.

Good point


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RE: Why are sharks biased against Floridian? - 8/9/2016 2:23:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		Florida has a much higher population of minorities (44.2%) than Colorado (31.0%) or Kansas (23.2%). It is obvious that sharks are racist. A good start would be the POTUS enacting an executive order changing the name of the Great White Shark to the Great Diverse Shark. Congressional programs should follow with billions in funding to promote understanding and cooperation between sharks and minority communities. Until these things happen, Slate and Huffington need to publish scores of articles and op-eds criticizing sharks and their long history of discrimination. Finally, sharks must all individually apologize and pay full reparations.

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RE: Why are sharks biased against Floridian? - 8/9/2016 3:34:48 PM   
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Florida has a much higher population of minorities (44.2%) than Colorado (31.0%) or Kansas (23.2%). It is obvious that sharks are racist. A good start would be the POTUS enacting an executive order changing the name of the Great White Shark to the Great Diverse Shark. Congressional programs should follow with billions in funding to promote understanding and cooperation between sharks and minority communities. Until these things happen, Slate and Huffington need to publish scores of articles and op-eds criticizing sharks and their long history of discrimination. Finally, sharks must all individually apologize and pay full reparations.

Sharks are nothing but cartridge-carrying bastards.

Ah, you got the point.
But would that be cartilage-carrying bastards.

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RE: Why are sharks biased against Floridian? - 8/9/2016 4:14:46 PM   
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Florida has a much higher population of minorities (44.2%) than Colorado (31.0%) or Kansas (23.2%). It is obvious that sharks are racist. A good start would be the POTUS enacting an executive order changing the name of the Great White Shark to the Great Diverse Shark. Congressional programs should follow with billions in funding to promote understanding and cooperation between sharks and minority communities. Until these things happen, Slate and Huffington need to publish scores of articles and op-eds criticizing sharks and their long history of discrimination. Finally, sharks must all individually apologize and pay full reparations.

Sharks are nothing but cartridge-carrying bastards.


I think that, because of your politically-correct bias, SD, you've been unable to register just how many of the offending sharks have been *muslims*.

How many of the surveys on shark attacks have actually counted the number of turban-wearing and Koran-carrying sharks? I can find *none at all*. Nobody, not even the CIA, has investigated the connection between all the offending sharks and ISIS. You see how PC has destroyed all chance of reason in this debate - as in so many others?

I rest my case.



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RE: Why are sharks biased against Floridian? - 8/9/2016 4:38:56 PM   
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I think that, because of your politically-correct bias, SD, you've been unable to register just how many of the offending sharks have been *muslims*.

How many of the surveys on shark attacks have actually counted the number of turban-wearing and Koran-carrying sharks? I can find *none at all*. Nobody, not even the CIA, has investigated the connection between all the offending sharks and ISIS. You see how PC has destroyed all chance of reason in this debate - as in so many others?

I rest my case.


Holy crap, you are right, I didn't even consider that. Conspiracy? Perhaps!

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RE: Why are sharks biased against Floridian? - 8/9/2016 5:08:05 PM   
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RE: Why are sharks biased against Floridian? - 8/9/2016 5:19:57 PM   
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Florida has a much higher population of minorities (44.2%) than Colorado (31.0%) or Kansas (23.2%). It is obvious that sharks are racist. A good start would be the POTUS enacting an executive order changing the name of the Great White Shark to the Great Diverse Shark. Congressional programs should follow with billions in funding to promote understanding and cooperation between sharks and minority communities. Until these things happen, Slate and Huffington need to publish scores of articles and op-eds criticizing sharks and their long history of discrimination. Finally, sharks must all individually apologize and pay full reparations.

Sharks are nothing but cartridge-carrying bastards.


I think that, because of your politically-correct bias, SD, you've been unable to register just how many of the offending sharks have been *muslims*.

How many of the surveys on shark attacks have actually counted the number of turban-wearing and Koran-carrying sharks? I can find *none at all*. Nobody, not even the CIA, has investigated the connection between all the offending sharks and ISIS. You see how PC has destroyed all chance of reason in this debate - as in so many others?

I rest my case.



Female sharks go nude in public so they can't be Musims.

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RE: Why are sharks biased against Floridian? - 8/9/2016 5:59:02 PM   
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Sharks are far more likely to attack people from Florida than CO or Kansas.
What is the basis of their bias and how can we put an end to it.


Clearly, the appearance of the folks in Florida is more seal-like than someone who is from Colorado or Kansas.

We need to improve shark/seal relations in the community.

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RE: Why are sharks biased against Floridian? - 8/9/2016 6:05:58 PM   
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Sharks are far more likely to attack people from Florida than CO or Kansas.
What is the basis of their bias and how can we put an end to it.


Clearly, the appearance of the folks in Florida is more seal-like than someone who is from Colorado or Kansas.

We need to improve shark/seal relations in the community.

lol
Maybe that is why shark attacks are virtually unheard of taking place on the great plains.

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RE: Why are sharks biased against Floridian? - 8/9/2016 6:26:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BamaD

Sharks are far more likely to attack people from Florida than CO or Kansas.
What is the basis of their bias and how can we put an end to it.


Clearly, the appearance of the folks in Florida is more seal-like than someone who is from Colorado or Kansas.

We need to improve shark/seal relations in the community.

lol
Maybe that is why shark attacks are virtually unheard of taking place on the great plains.

Those of us in Colorado ALL carry a gun. Let them cartilage-carrying bastards try roaming here.

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RE: Why are sharks biased against Floridian? - 8/9/2016 6:38:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BamaD

Sharks are far more likely to attack people from Florida than CO or Kansas.
What is the basis of their bias and how can we put an end to it.


Clearly, the appearance of the folks in Florida is more seal-like than someone who is from Colorado or Kansas.

We need to improve shark/seal relations in the community.

lol
Maybe that is why shark attacks are virtually unheard of taking place on the great plains.

Those of us in Colorado ALL carry a gun. Let them cartilage-carrying bastards try roaming here.

lol


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RE: Why are sharks biased against Floridian? - 8/9/2016 8:23:31 PM   
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Sharks are far more likely to attack people from Florida than CO or Kansas.
What is the basis of their bias and how can we put an end to it.


Clearly, the appearance of the folks in Florida is more seal-like than someone who is from Colorado or Kansas.

We need to improve shark/seal relations in the community.


I see your point but even sharks have to eat. They need to be eligible for food stamps.

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RE: Why are sharks biased against Floridian? - 8/10/2016 3:34:32 AM   
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Sharks are far more likely to attack people from Florida than CO or Kansas.
What is the basis of their bias and how can we put an end to it.


Look man, if a stranger came into your house wearing a speedo, wouldn't you eat their faces off as well?

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RE: Why are sharks biased against Floridian? - 8/10/2016 3:36:49 AM   
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Female sharks go nude in public so they can't be Muslims.


True. I think I'm probably profiling the wrong way, here.

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