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jlf1961 -> Inventions by people with way too much time on their hands. (8/16/2016 10:50:41 AM)

1) The dildo cam: That's right, some bright mind stuck a miniaturized camera in the head of a dildo and is marketing it.
2) Training wheels for motorcycles.
>>>> Come on, if you cant ride a bike without training wheels, you really dont need one, the training wheels remove any essence of cool.
If you need some extra stability, put a damn side car on the damn thing.


More to come, I am sure




Gauge -> RE: Inventions by people with way too much time on their hands. (8/16/2016 8:43:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

1) The dildo cam: That's right, some bright mind stuck a miniaturized camera in the head of a dildo and is marketing it.
2) Training wheels for motorcycles.
>>>> Come on, if you cant ride a bike without training wheels, you really dont need one, the training wheels remove any essence of cool.
If you need some extra stability, put a damn side car on the damn thing.


More to come, I am sure



God I wish we could post pictures.

I was in one of my local CVS stores. Some genius invented something he called a "Really Useful Box" It is a small, plastic box that could hold rubber bands, the worlds smallest vibrator or flogger... and oh so much more. Why I didn't invent this shames me to the point of grave despondency.




jlf1961 -> RE: Inventions by people with way too much time on their hands. (8/16/2016 8:44:51 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

1) The dildo cam: That's right, some bright mind stuck a miniaturized camera in the head of a dildo and is marketing it.
2) Training wheels for motorcycles.
>>>> Come on, if you cant ride a bike without training wheels, you really dont need one, the training wheels remove any essence of cool.
If you need some extra stability, put a damn side car on the damn thing.


More to come, I am sure



God I wish we could post pictures.

I was in one of my local CVS stores. Some genius invented something he called a "Really Useful Box" It is a small, plastic box that could hold rubber bands, the worlds smallest vibrator or flogger... and oh so much more. Why I didn't invent this shames me to the point of grave despondency.



Remember the pet rock? Or was that before your time?




Gauge -> RE: Inventions by people with way too much time on their hands. (8/16/2016 8:49:46 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Remember the pet rock? Or was that before your time?


Ahhh Fred. I buried him in the back yard after he died. *sniff* I have fond memories of playing with him. I taught him tricks, took him for long walks, I almost had him able to fetch anything I needed when that fateful night when my father ran over him with the car.

His coffin was the gray cardboard box with the little tuft of hay.




Dvr22999874 -> RE: Inventions by people with way too much time on their hands. (8/16/2016 8:57:58 PM)

Did any of you ever see the box that turned itself off ? It was made of black plastic. There was a switch on the top of it that you flipped and the box began to buzz and vibrate and make little noises to itself. Then a small plastic hand would shoot out of a little trapdoor in the top and flip the switch off and the hand would then disappear again. That was all it did. It must have put millions of switch-flippers out of work.




DocStrange -> RE: Inventions by people with way too much time on their hands. (8/17/2016 5:39:09 PM)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apVR5Htz0K4




MasterG2kTR -> RE: Inventions by people with way too much time on their hands. (8/17/2016 5:53:46 PM)

yeah.....I'm gonna go with almost anything made by Ron Popeil......i.e.: Pocket fisherman and others I can't remember at the moment and I'm too lazy to google them.....




Dvr22999874 -> RE: Inventions by people with way too much time on their hands. (8/17/2016 6:14:42 PM)

VERY similar to the one I saw DocStrange. That one had a white, plastic hand though and took maybe a half minute or so for the hand to come out and switch itself off. Thanks a lot though. I think saraah thought I was pulling her leg when I told her about the one I saw all those years ago.




OsideGirl -> RE: Inventions by people with way too much time on their hands. (8/17/2016 6:25:22 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

2) Training wheels for motorcycles.
>>>> Come on, if you cant ride a bike without training wheels, you really dont need one


I disagree - I know several Veterans that have leg injuries that use those wheels. They extend only when the bike is stopped. A Trike or a Side Car don't actually ride like a motorcycle. They're actually the worst of a car and motorcycle combined.

I don't expect people to give up something they enjoy when there are solutions such as this available.




ThatDizzyChick -> RE: Inventions by people with way too much time on their hands. (8/17/2016 8:22:58 PM)

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His coffin was the gray cardboard box

Was it a really useful box?




Gauge -> RE: Inventions by people with way too much time on their hands. (8/17/2016 8:28:26 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ThatDizzyChick

quote:

His coffin was the gray cardboard box

Was it a really useful box?


It was for Fred.




servantforuse -> RE: Inventions by people with way too much time on their hands. (8/17/2016 8:39:20 PM)

Ron actually invented hundreds of things.




DocStrange -> RE: Inventions by people with way too much time on their hands. (8/18/2016 3:58:44 PM)

Just a few of his inventions. Ronco sales have pushed passed the 1 billion dollar profit mark. So I would say he was pretty successful!

Chop-O-Matic
Veg-O-Matic
Dial-O-Matic
Ronco Pocket Fisherman (and I still own one of these)
Giant Dehydrator/Beef Jerkey Machine
Electric Pasta Maker
Showtime Rotisserie & BBQ
5 in1 Turkey Fryer & Food Cooking System

Edited to add:
Not from Ron Popeil but if you have cat you might want one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV-fleJwdeM





LegalBDSMslave -> RE: Inventions by people with way too much time on their hands. (8/25/2016 7:07:41 AM)

Leave the Veterans out of the equasion they have done good service and suffered because of it and uncle Sam he don't give a damn.




thompsonx -> RE: Inventions by people with way too much time on their hands. (8/25/2016 1:38:51 PM)

ORIGINAL: jlf1961


If you need some extra stability, put a damn side car on the damn thing.

That would give you less stability except when parked.




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