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IronBear -> RE: Idle Chatter (7/22/2006 10:20:23 AM)

Did you know that when Alpha Male Grizzlies are on short hibernation (2 hours or less) they have extreemly erotic and graphic dreams of sexy nakid  redheads and nakid girls over bearish knees ready for spanking.. That is why the Alpha Male Grizzly is so grumpy when he gets up and needs three cups of coffee and a cigarette to settle his over flowing testosterone down to a managable level?




chantrea -> RE: Idle Chatter (7/22/2006 10:20:38 AM)

g'morning dancer... share share....

i had a dream last night too, of .... oh wait... that wasn't a dream.... *blush*




Daddysredhead -> RE: Idle Chatter (7/22/2006 10:21:29 AM)

Hi sweetlings!
Glad to hear you all got some sleep, even if it was a little disturbed by naughty dreams, wake-ups and all.




chantrea -> RE: Idle Chatter (7/22/2006 10:22:32 AM)

ponders if she is one of the one's over the grizzly's furry knees, thinking about it makes her have to go away and tackle her Master for a few long drawn out moments




sleazybutterfly -> RE: Idle Chatter (7/22/2006 10:22:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: desertdancer

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ORIGINAL: Level

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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

A clean start is always the best.....I'm so sorry to hear about your mother, mine is still alive and I thank goodness everyday.


I agree with cuddles on that.  *hugs the redhead*
 
My mom got a good report from the doctor this week (it looked like she might have to get stints put in, but no), and I'm taking her to eat Chinese food shortly to celebrate. Then it's back home for a quiet day, hopefully. Looks like rain later, but sunny for now.


Level, it's posts like this that keep us ladys fallin' in love with you day after day... my mum always told me that if I wanted to know how a man would treat me, I should see how he treats his mum.



I know.. this for sure got an awwww...and a *swoon* out of me.  I am glad your mom is doing good, Level...enjoy your time with her.




sleazybutterfly -> RE: Idle Chatter (7/22/2006 10:23:45 AM)

Do bulls have tits?
 
I guess growing up in the country I should know this..but I don't...




Daddysredhead -> RE: Idle Chatter (7/22/2006 10:25:57 AM)

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ORIGINAL: IronBear

Did you know that when Alpha Male Grizzlies are on short hibernation (2 hours or less) they have extreemly erotic and graphic dreams of sexy nakid  redheads and nakid girls over bearish knees ready for spanking..


*rubs lucky rabbit's foot...  please let me be one of them*  [;)]




Daddysredhead -> RE: Idle Chatter (7/22/2006 10:27:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sleazybutterfly

Do bulls have tits?



I think they're called "moo-bies"  [:D]




RavenMuse -> RE: Idle Chatter (7/22/2006 10:27:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: chantrea
ponders if she is one of the one's over the grizzly's furry knees, thinking about it makes her have to go away and tackle her Master for a few long drawn out moments


I have a sneeky suspicion that you are one of those that My old friend and I would be crossing swords over if slave raids where part of this worlds culture. But you'd end up over someones knees thats for sure [;)][:D]




sleazybutterfly -> RE: Idle Chatter (7/22/2006 10:28:16 AM)

G'Morning everyone...again.
 
Had a migraine..so I took a bit of a break...gave the roommate a chance to use the computer for a change.
 
Now I am loaded with excedrin...though not quite up to my normal speed yet... the headache is starting to fade a bit.
 
Today, I am relaxing..and just trying to enjoy.  It's not too hot today..but does look like it could rain.  I am probably going to read a bit more..and just spend time with my roommate..since she is moving away very soon.  We have been living together four years..and even when you aren't a "couple" anymore.. it's still very hard to say "bye" to that person that has been there with you thru so many good and bad times like she has been with me.
 
I will try not to think about missing her too bad though.. it just makes me cry..and I won't allow that today.
 
I am going to have a good and enjoyable weekend.




RavenMuse -> RE: Idle Chatter (7/22/2006 10:28:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead
*rubs lucky rabbit's foot...  please let me be one of them*  [;)]


Growls and starts sharpening his swords![;)]




sleazybutterfly -> RE: Idle Chatter (7/22/2006 10:30:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: sleazybutterfly

Do bulls have tits?



I think they're called "moo-bies"  [:D]


Lol... Okay.. I deserved that.




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Idle Chatter (7/22/2006 10:30:21 AM)

Is making a huge pot of coffee!  [:D]




missturbation -> RE: Idle Chatter (7/22/2006 10:30:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: IronBear

Did you know that when Alpha Male Grizzlies are on short hibernation (2 hours or less) they have extreemly erotic and graphic dreams of sexy nakid  redheads and nakid girls over bearish knees ready for spanking..


*rubs lucky rabbit's foot...  please let me be one of them*  [;)]


Now uve gone and done it - my rabbit just pooped on the desk and ran for the hills lol.




SavageFaerie -> RE: Idle Chatter (7/22/2006 10:32:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: IronBear

Did you know that when Alpha Male Grizzlies are on short hibernation (2 hours or less) they have extreemly erotic and graphic dreams of sexy nakid  redheads and nakid girls over bearish knees ready for spanking..


*rubs lucky rabbit's foot...  please let me be one of them*  [;)]


*points at her red hair....Im not a GERD....but I am a HERD.....LOL wonder if that means I have Moo-bies....Though I am definetly not a Bull. Someone please clear this up for me




chantrea -> RE: Idle Chatter (7/22/2006 10:33:15 AM)

gushes over the sweetness

thank you Master!

Slutterfly, i'm sorry babi, i had a migrane the other day.  *hugs*




sleazybutterfly -> RE: Idle Chatter (7/22/2006 10:35:43 AM)

Thanks for the hugs, Chanty...I think it's the weather.
 
 
I am a redhead too....would anyone fight for me???[:o]




Daddysredhead -> RE: Idle Chatter (7/22/2006 10:36:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: RavenMuse

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead
*rubs lucky rabbit's foot...  please let me be one of them*  [;)]


Growls and starts sharpening his swords![;)]



See?  I could never be the Dominant one...  I am too giggly and prone to swooning over big, strong men who rightfully deserve it...

I'll just go back over here with Chantrea and watch the manly slave raid contest...  [:D]

edited to add the Flutterbi to the huddle... and again to add one very portable SlightFaerie in as well




IronBear -> RE: Idle Chatter (7/22/2006 10:42:17 AM)

Hands my old mate a condome for his sword..... Joint ownership mate joint ownership Y'know multinational control over assets?

Australianisms 101
"Tits on a bull" is an Aussie expression meaning something off this planet these days but was originally refering to a city bloke new to the country who thought a cow was a bull.... When used as I did "Cold enought to freeze the tits off a bull" it means it is cold enough to freeze that which doesn't exist......




IronBear -> RE: Idle Chatter (7/22/2006 10:46:23 AM)

Grizzly met a rabbit in the woods one day....

Grizzly: "Rabbit, got a question for you. Does shit stick to your fur?"

Rabbit: "Hell no we never have that problem!"

Bear squats and shits, grabs rabbit and wiped his arse with captured rabbit.... Ergo this is why you'll never see rabbits near the Yeddy Bears' Picnic.... [8|]




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