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Best Gags? - 8/24/2016 10:03:07 AM   
temujin11


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Status: offline 		I have a problem. I always meet my subs in hotel rooms and am tired of neighbors banging on the wall.

Can anyone recommend an extemely efficient gag?
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RE: Best Gags? - 8/24/2016 10:05:42 AM   
Gauge


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I have a problem. I always meet my subs in hotel rooms and am tired of neighbors banging on the wall.

Can anyone recommend an extemely efficient gag?


There is no one gag that is entirely silent... all except for one... telling your sub to be quiet.

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RE: Best Gags? - 8/24/2016 10:44:11 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge


quote:

ORIGINAL: temujin11

I have a problem. I always meet my subs in hotel rooms and am tired of neighbors banging on the wall.

Can anyone recommend an extemely efficient gag?


There is no one gag that is entirely silent... all except for one... telling your sub to be quiet.

Or stop meeting in hotel rooms.

Nothing is going to be 100% effective. The voice originates in the throat, not the mouth. Even with a muffler, you can still hear the car motor run.

Probably the best for what you're seeking would be something that goes in the mouth and covers the outside. And make sure you set up a safety signal since the "sub" won't be able to use their safe word.

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RE: Best Gags? - 8/24/2016 11:02:44 AM   
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The best gag ever is the one with the subtitles in Annie Hall, though the farting cowboys in Blazing Saddles runs it close.

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RE: Best Gags? - 8/24/2016 11:06:50 AM   
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I've been resisting this since I saw this thread, but you know, a full working day has passed since then and I can contain myself no longer:
The best gag ever is the one with the subtitles in Annie Hall, though the farting cowboys in Blazing Saddles runs it close.

Candygram for Mongo

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RE: Best Gags? - 8/24/2016 11:09:41 AM   
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RE: Best Gags? - 8/25/2016 6:55:18 PM   
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RE: Best Gags? - 8/25/2016 9:11:43 PM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		Additionally, tell the hotel that you have nightmares and wold appreciate being in a room away from other people, so you don't wake anyone up.

Turn on both a radio and the tv. You want to layer sounds.

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RE: Best Gags? - 8/27/2016 6:28:51 AM   
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RE: Best Gags? - 8/27/2016 12:54:12 PM   
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RE: Best Gags? - 8/27/2016 1:28:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oh, go on then: here's several gags.

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RE: Best Gags? - 8/27/2016 1:41:47 PM   
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It's a big building with sick people. But that's not important now.

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RE: Best Gags? - 8/27/2016 1:49:10 PM   
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RE: Best Gags? - 9/4/2016 12:14:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: temujin11

I have a problem. I always meet my subs in hotel rooms and am tired of neighbors banging on the wall.

Can anyone recommend an extemely efficient gag?

This one never fails me...

Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic? He used to lie wake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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RE: Best Gags? - 9/4/2016 9:57:04 PM   
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