Dear America

Dear America (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games

Message

EnglishDomNW -> Dear America (7/22/2006 10:35:41 AM)
You say Tom-Ay-Tow ...And I say Tom-Ar-Tow With so much war and greed and hate and violence in the world, can't we make one small compromise and both pronounce it Tom-Ur-Tow ?

Termyn8or -> RE: Dear America (7/22/2006 11:46:04 AM)
Perhaps it is the lack of the letter "R" in the word. Could be. T

EnglishDomNW -> RE: Dear America (7/22/2006 3:18:13 PM)
Hmmmm. Could be, although there's no R in "Pa" but you don't pronounce it "Pay".

cuddleheart50 -> RE: Dear America (7/22/2006 3:46:27 PM)
It doesnt matter to me how you pronounce it.

sophia37 -> RE: Dear America (7/22/2006 4:04:25 PM)
pay? Par? u got me there! Whats the rest of the word?

WhiplashGirlChld -> RE: Dear America (7/22/2006 4:08:55 PM)
The added R or missing R sound seems to be quite regional. I can live with it. Larry Flynt and I each had a sticker on our cars that said "You Say Tomato. I say Fuck You." But, if I never hear Nuke-u-ler or Suposably again, it would be too soon.

jamesthehumanrug -> RE: Dear America (7/22/2006 7:21:11 PM)
DEAR TOP i know i'll catch on sooner or later; ya' rite,in 20 yrs.,maybe,too , but, your saying "dont let me lull you ,into false sense of equality"(cause, i can picture it too!) IS ,SO G.D. FUNNY ; IT'S as funny as: m who's("mhoo") user-name is;.... and,that ,too(m who?) is, so g.d. funny to me.i dont know why....but genuine thanks ,for the humor; humor definately shows intelligence . i know ;ten yrs., from now ,when i DO ,finally catch on ,to the the tow-thing ;i'll call you and, say- 'hey !: , now i know what you were saying , and ,that was real funny too; i'm sure.

Lilmissbossy -> RE: Dear America (7/23/2006 1:28:54 AM)
A L U M I N I U M

Saratov -> RE: Dear America (7/23/2006 3:12:19 PM)
How about 'ex cape' or '(s)pacific'.

RubberWitch -> RE: Dear America (7/23/2006 3:52:51 PM)
I have applied to the London mayor's office for a licence to shoot the next tourist asking for directions to lice-ester square, or glao-sester road J

ShreveportMaster -> RE: Dear America (7/24/2006 9:43:24 AM)
ROTFL. I don't care how you pronounce it, so long as your good with making sauce out of it. BTW, if you wish to find Someone who can mangle the English language, you need look no further. I am half Texan, and half Cajun, so you can imagine what My dialect sounds like [:D] (Though I must admit it grates on My nerves to hear nuke-u-lar, or to hear certain, apparently ethnically accepted pronunciations such as com-pru-ter, or to "axe" someone a question) I wish you well, Shreve

Saratov -> RE: Dear America (7/24/2006 7:12:06 PM)
yeah, ex-specially those.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Dear America (7/24/2006 7:26:21 PM)
Expresso. Bruschetta. Almost anything else Italian is mangled by you fuckers. And no, I'm not Italian, but I will give you cement shoes for disrespecting mia famiglia. Yours, benji

Kagesuta -> RE: Dear America (7/27/2006 9:24:35 PM)
Ooh, cement shoes... Trendy and durable! Like I always say, 'you say tomato, I say potato'. Slice thickly, and you've got what the English call... Chips.

NeoLithic -> RE: Dear America (7/27/2006 10:02:27 PM)
how will you shoot him? your country doesnt allow it citizens the right to bear arms and dont try to stab him either, i heard they are trying to outlaw knives too!

EnglishDomNW -> RE: Dear America (7/28/2006 11:56:43 AM)
What do Americans call big fat thickly cut chips, still fries? I love fries but not as much as big fat juicy chips covered in ketchup .

RubberWitch -> RE: Dear America (7/28/2006 3:51:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NeoLithic how will you shoot him? your country doesnt allow it citizens the right to bear arms and dont try to stab him either, i heard they are trying to outlaw knives too! Thats why I need a special licence... I just need to promise not to shoot any Brazilians There's already a knife ban (any blade over 2", without adequate reason is an offensive weapon). What you'll have heard about is a Knife amnesty. This encourages whore-dressed teen girls to give up their last line of defence. expect rape figures to soar. This is actually in response to a fatal stabing of a special (reserve) Police officer. As opposed to the big day-after headlines, what really happened, is our female, off-duty "Special Constable" (Read to thick, violent and obnoxious for even the British police force), went out to shout at 2 teens pissing in her garden on the way home from a pub, waved a kitchen knife in their faces, and suprisingly, they didn't like that. Go figure. happened just round the corner from me. I'd have bought tickets J

windchymes -> RE: Dear America (7/28/2006 5:52:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: EnglishDomNW What do Americans call big fat thickly cut chips, still fries? I love fries but not as much as big fat juicy chips covered in ketchup . Thank God you put ketchup on them, and not that mayonaissey shit they put on them in Holland. Frits saus, I think it's called. But the real American delicacy is....Tater Tots.

Page: [1]

Collarchat.com © 2025

Terms of Service

0.03125