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Problems with the Enterprise. - 9/7/2016 1:56:59 PM   
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Alright I am a star trek fan, but, considering that it has been made clear through whatever incarnation we see, that Star Fleet follows naval tradition.

Okay, well then we have some serious problems with the ships.

1) The running lights on the ships are the wrong color, well specifically one is.

The port side running light of any ship is GREEN, not blue, as seen on the ships in all the freaking series.

Even aircraft follow that scheme, which brings us to....

2) the lights on the top and bottom of aircraft are WHITE, while in the shows, they are yellow.

As for ship layout, there are a number of problems that no one seems to notice.

1) communications stations are not on the bridge, but just off CNC, separate from the bridge on the off chance that the bridge gets hit in combat.

Every race seems to have forgotten that.

Think about it this way, you want to cripple a ship and make sure it cant call for help, well in the star trek universe, take out the bridge and they be screwed.

2) Anyone ever notice that the sensor dish is fixed and faces forward? In other words, Federation are blind as a bat from behind.

The only race that seems to have addressed this is the Klingons, there sensor arrays are in domes on either side of the bridge structure.

3) Escape pods.....

Yup, all the races have them....

But the are all located at the furthest point from any major part of the ship.

So if the ship is blown to hell, without power, which means the turbolifts are out...

The crew be screwed.

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RE: Problems with the Enterprise. - 9/7/2016 1:59:55 PM   
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It's probably in Sun Tzu somewhere that if a starship crew can escape their ship should it get the shite blown out of it in a fight, then they won't fight half as hard to save it from destruction.

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RE: Problems with the Enterprise. - 9/7/2016 2:03:27 PM   
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It's probably in Sun Tzu somewhere that if a starship crew can escape their ship should it get the shite blown out of it in a fight, then they won't fight half as hard to save it from destruction.



Look, even that Japanese put life boats on their warships in WW2.

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RE: Problems with the Enterprise. - 9/7/2016 2:07:15 PM   
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And they lost, didn't they?


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RE: Problems with the Enterprise. - 9/7/2016 2:17:34 PM   
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Both Hernán Cortés and Tariq ibn Ziyad burned their ships.



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RE: Problems with the Enterprise. - 9/7/2016 2:32:01 PM   
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Alright I am a star trek fan

So much now makes sense

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RE: Problems with the Enterprise. - 9/7/2016 2:53:11 PM   
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And they lost, didn't they?




The Japanese did not lose due to ship design.

They lost for two reasons, and only two.

1) They did not destroy the American Aircraft carriers at Pearl Harbor, which were their primary targets

2) They did not destroy the American Carriers at Midway, and in the process lost four of their six fleet carriers.

Once they lost carrier superiority in the Pacific, they basically lost the war, everything after Midway was nothing more than prolonging the inevitable.

Yamamoto made it clear that IF the American Carriers were not destroyed, and the Japanese navy could not establish fleet superiority in the first months of the war, there was no way Japan could win.

Consider the logistic nightmare of the Japanese Empire.

1) No large amounts of resources on the home islands, which is the primary reason for invading Korea and Manchuria in the thirties.
2) No oil reserves anywhere near the home islands, making it necessary to invade Indonesia and Borneo.

The second was the worst of their problems, since it meant that all of their oil had to be transported by ship.

Now, the oil problem would have been easy to solve IF the Americans had lost their carriers, since it was the carrier forces that allowed the first strikes against the empire.

Those carriers stopped the invasion of Port Moresby, made the invasion of Guadalcanal possible, giving the US a foothold in the Solomons, which in turn gave a base of operations out of Guadalcanal and Tulagi for PT Boats, those plywood demons hated by the Japanese.

Add to that it gave the Allies a good base of operations for American Subs, allowing them to patrol out of relatively forward bases, needing to return to Australia or Pearl Harbor for major overhauls and refits.

If the Japanese had taken Port Moresby, New Guinea would have become impossible to hold, and it would have put Australia in range of Japanese land based bombers, and resupply of American forces in Australia would have been impossible.

And Australia was strategically important to support operations in the South West Pacific.

Consider this point, the first US carrier launched after Pearl Harbor was the USS Essex, which went operational in December 1942.

The only Navy ships taking the war to the Japanese in any big way were the submarines, and while effective, they were hampered by the fact the Japanese never really adopted a convoy system.

We might not have actually lost the war, but the war in the Pacific would have been a very different one.

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RE: Problems with the Enterprise. - 9/7/2016 3:14:36 PM   
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quote:

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Alright I am a star trek fan, but, considering that it has been made clear through whatever incarnation we see, that Star Fleet follows naval tradition.

Okay, well then we have some serious problems with the ships...


Ha, I've had many discussions re this.

1) The colour of the lights: this was a screen/filmmaking limitation that has been continued after the limitations became moot, for consistency/tradition.

2) Comms station: also a screen thing to avoid having to constantly cut pointlessly to the comms room.

3) The directionality of the sensor dish fosters an "ever looking forward!" mentality in their crew *g*

4) Escape pods.
So... you're on a space ship, in space. It's an exploration ship that goes "where no man has gone before". Let's say your ship explodes and you're in an escape pod... to what? Drift in space until you starve or suffocate to death? Lets be realistic about the chances of survival in the event you will need an escape pod. The escape pods are just there to make you feel better, not to actually serve any practical purpose. In the event that there is a need to abandon the mother ship and a solid chance of survival, you would take one of the shuttles or fighters.

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RE: Problems with the Enterprise. - 9/7/2016 3:36:50 PM   
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Or the detachable disc with the bridge on it, come to that: it wasn't seen functioning independently until TNG, but the fact that the original Enterprise could do that as well was mentioned in the TOS at least once.

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RE: Problems with the Enterprise. - 9/7/2016 3:43:16 PM   
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The port light is red. The starboard light is green.

"There's no red port left in the can because it's all gone down my throat." is a mnemonic for remembering that port is red, portside buoys are can-shaped, and throat halyards are on the port side.

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RE: Problems with the Enterprise. - 9/7/2016 5:07:50 PM   
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They lost for two reasons, and only two.

LOL
Wrong. They lost because they never had a chance against the US, nobody did. At the time the US had more industrial power than anybody else and thus was bound to come out on top in any "total war" scenario. In effect the US was undefeatable in the 1940s.

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RE: Problems with the Enterprise. - 9/8/2016 7:00:06 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Alright I am a star trek fan, but, considering that it has been made clear through whatever incarnation we see, that Star Fleet follows naval tradition.

Okay, well then we have some serious problems with the ships.

1) The running lights on the ships are the wrong color, well specifically one is.

The port side running light of any ship is GREEN, not blue, as seen on the ships in all the freaking series.

>snip<


*Whispers* red.

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RE: Problems with the Enterprise. - 9/18/2016 5:55:06 PM   
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RE: Problems with the Enterprise. - 9/19/2016 5:20:42 AM   
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Look, even that Japanese put life boats on their warships in WW2.

Do the the replicators on the escape pods make oxygen?
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RE: Problems with the Enterprise. - 9/19/2016 5:24:07 AM   
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The port light is red. The starboard light is green.

"There's no red port left in the can because it's all gone down my throat." is a mnemonic for remembering that port is red, portside buoys are can-shaped, and throat halyards are on the port side.


Only gaff rigs have throat halyards.

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RE: Problems with the Enterprise. - 9/19/2016 5:31:06 AM   
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Even aircraft follow that scheme, which brings us to....

2) the lights on the top and bottom of aircraft are WHITE, while in the shows, they are yellow.


The white light on the top and bottom of a/c are anti collision lights....probably not all that useful in space.


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RE: Problems with the Enterprise. - 9/19/2016 5:38:33 AM   
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The Japanese did not lose due to ship design.

They lost for two reasons, and only two.


The japanese lost the war for only one reason. The russians destroyed their army.



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RE: Problems with the Enterprise. - 9/19/2016 6:18:58 AM   
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dear jlf, I like star trek, the newer series, obviously even though have now run out are great,

BUT WHY ON EARTH HAS THIS NOW GONE INTO WW2.

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RE: Problems with the Enterprise. - 9/19/2016 7:00:37 AM   
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I think it was the escape pods thing.

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RE: Problems with the Enterprise. - 9/19/2016 6:36:39 PM   
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quote:

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Alright I am a star trek fan, but, considering that it has been made clear through whatever incarnation we see, that Star Fleet follows naval tradition.

Okay, well then we have some serious problems with the ships.

1) The running lights on the ships are the wrong color, well specifically one is.

The port side running light of any ship is GREEN, not blue, as seen on the ships in all the freaking series.

Even aircraft follow that scheme, which brings us to....

2) the lights on the top and bottom of aircraft are WHITE, while in the shows, they are yellow.

As for ship layout, there are a number of problems that no one seems to notice.

1) communications stations are not on the bridge, but just off CNC, separate from the bridge on the off chance that the bridge gets hit in combat.

Every race seems to have forgotten that.

Think about it this way, you want to cripple a ship and make sure it cant call for help, well in the star trek universe, take out the bridge and they be screwed.

2) Anyone ever notice that the sensor dish is fixed and faces forward? In other words, Federation are blind as a bat from behind.

The only race that seems to have addressed this is the Klingons, there sensor arrays are in domes on either side of the bridge structure.

3) Escape pods.....

Yup, all the races have them....

But the are all located at the furthest point from any major part of the ship.

So if the ship is blown to hell, without power, which means the turbolifts are out...

The crew be screwed.


I just (yesterday) saw the latest iteration...and I will offer the following:

1) It wasn't great but.....it's still Star Trek.

2) Whoever picked the cast when they did the first (new) one some years back..with the current group....picked 'em flawlessly. Kirk....is Kirk....Bones is Bones....Spock IS Spock and all the rest of the key players are....the exactly right choices.....this group (if they'd find a decent script or script writer)....has a 30 year future.

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