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Mom's.....they just don't get it..... - 9/10/2016 4:49:13 PM

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I just got off the phone with my Mom (81 or 82) and said..."Mom...the lady from the Asian market just gave me another 2 boxes of giant Asian pears....want some?"...she said "what did you DO that they're always giving you stuff???" (I get stuff ALL the time from them....sweetest couple on the planet)....

I said "I don't know Mom, I'm just incredible I guess but....I got two BOXES of GIANT Asian pears....want some???" (They're beyond amazing...they're like little tiny basketballs of incredibleness)...she said "Yes....bring them by around 1:30 or so".....I laughed...then said...."you are aware that the SeaHawks are playing the Dolphins tomorrow at 1:30.....driving's really not an option at that time....I'll be screaming at my TV by then....holding a VERY cold beer"....."Oh I just HATE when you do that!!!!!"...

I said..."good....whatdya say we do this a little earlier because....."...she cut me off...."well....can't you come by at like 1:00 even....you know I haven't slept a lot lately".

(I called my attorneys a few minutes later. Mom's out of the Will).

It had to be done.

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RE: Mom's.....they just don't get it..... - 9/10/2016 10:34:51 PM

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RE: Mom's.....they just don't get it..... - 9/10/2016 10:37:06 PM

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Dafuq

No...

WHAT dafuq?

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RE: Mom's.....they just don't get it..... - 9/11/2016 5:03:00 PM

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Hey....there are times when.....ya gotta cut Mom off...when the Hawks are playing...it's kinda done.

I know....I get it....Mom "carried the day....fed you.....fixed your booboo's....saved the day...."....I get it....but...well....it's the damned SeaHawks......

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RE: Mom's.....they just don't get it..... - 9/11/2016 5:04:27 PM

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(I don't even know why this is a discussion?).

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RE: Mom's.....they just don't get it..... - 9/21/2016 7:20:04 AM

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I thought moms got it regularly after all thats why they are moms?

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RE: Mom's.....they just don't get it..... - 9/21/2016 10:40:42 AM

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Another day, another sock. How do you keep track of them all?

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RE: Mom's.....they just don't get it..... - 9/21/2016 11:45:01 AM

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Another day, another sock. How do you keep track of them all?

Not a sock per se but the cadence of the writing is familiar. Sounds can awful lot like my old friend peewee. Even the area is the same. If only my brain would function as to what his original profile name was.

Hey peewee!

Edited because of stupid autocorrect

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RE: Mom's.....they just don't get it..... - 9/21/2016 12:01:20 PM

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Another day, another sock. How do you keep track of them all?

Not a sock per se but the cadence of the writing is familiar.

No, privateservant is indeed a sock. Not the OP's sock, but a sock nonetheless.

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RE: Mom's.....they just don't get it..... - 9/21/2016 12:36:28 PM

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SDFemDom4cuck yu are correct with the one named stef...Did you know it was guy?

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RE: Mom's.....they just don't get it..... - 9/21/2016 4:43:49 PM

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ORIGINAL: stef

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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

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Another day, another sock. How do you keep track of them all?

Not a sock per se but the cadence of the writing is familiar.

No, privateservant is indeed a sock. Not the OP's sock, but a sock nonetheless.

Ah! Yes, I understand! Thanks for clearing it up stef!

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RE: Mom's.....they just don't get it..... - 9/21/2016 4:45:25 PM

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@Wicked I was referring to the OP not stef.

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