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jlf1961 -> Really stupid shit men do in movies (9/16/2016 7:42:39 PM)
A guy has been trapped in a castle with a beast killing one person a night. The hero comes along and kills the monster everyone gets drunk Guy sees a woman who he has never seen before nude standing in front of him He starts making out with her Turns out she is the mother of the monster.

DesFIP -> RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies (9/16/2016 9:39:06 PM)
Beowulf re-imagined for the modern age?

WhoreMods -> RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies (9/17/2016 4:36:53 AM)
Possibly. I've not seen the film they did of that. Christopher Lambert and a load of CGI, wasn't it?

jlf1961 -> RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies (9/17/2016 6:33:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WhoreMods Possibly. I've not seen the film they did of that. Christopher Lambert and a load of CGI, wasn't it? yup, steampunk beowulf Lets look at this from a common sense perspective: 1) just about everyone in the castle been killed 2) monster killed (well badly wounded) 3) strange blonde woman shows up that has not been seen during the entire crisis 4) what does the warrior do? a) try to fuck her b) run a sword through her just in case Now, me, I would op for 'b,' I mean dont care if she is half nude, got a killer body, if she aint been around during the entire time people have been ripped open like a christmas present, I aint gonna take a damn chance.

YourSincereSlave -> RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies (9/18/2016 12:11:46 AM)
Gotta try to see if she floats like a duck first. But in all seriousness (not really...) this is yet another example of a man thinking with his dick.

WhoreMods -> RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies (9/18/2016 7:47:27 AM)
I'm sure some Freudians would insist that running her through with a sword could be symbolic of something, now you mention that... [;)]

Baldrick -> RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies (9/18/2016 8:12:26 AM)
If you saw The Hitcher... First rule is NEVER get out of the car after you run down Rutger Hauer

Trucker6254 -> RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies (9/18/2016 8:23:11 AM)
Are you actually trying to equate what you saw in a movie to men in real life? Seriously? I guess that also means that young female camp counselors run around in bra and panties when the sun goes down.

rednightowl -> RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies (9/18/2016 5:24:46 PM)
Well, there are some rather stupid things in movies. There's a series of videos on YouTube of someone point it out... Like with Harry Potter. It'd be crazy in real life if you have serious situation where people can die and you send a ten year old to deal with the problem.

WhoreMods -> RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies (9/19/2016 4:27:07 AM)
Not if you don't like the ten year old. [:D] Those films make a lot more sense if you assume Dumbledore doesn't like the kid any more than the Dursleys do...

thompsonx -> RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies (9/19/2016 10:41:12 AM)
ORIGINAL: jlf1961 3) strange blonde woman shows up that has not been seen during the entire crisis 4) what does the warrior do? a) try to fuck her b) run a sword through her just in case Now, me, I would op for 'b,' I mean dont care if she is half nude, got a killer body, if she aint been around during the entire time people have been ripped open like a christmas present, I aint gonna take a damn chance. Jeff dude![8\|] You have told us of the vampire paracite woman who spends hours of your time sucking the life out of your "good guy" soul telling you about the shithead guy, who's cock she just finished sucking, who has fucked her over. That is the bitch you need to use the sword on. The unannounced blond with the smokin' hawt bod is still an unknown quantity. I vote you go with the odds here. You know the looser is a 102% non-starter. The hawt blond may alsoi be a looser but you ain't exactly a defensless "whistle punk". Keep your sword hand free and take a shot. How could it be any worse?[:)]

thompsonx -> RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies (9/19/2016 10:42:57 AM)
ORIGINAL: Trucker6254 Are you actually trying to equate what you saw in a movie to men in real life? Seriously? I guess that also means that young female camp counselors run around in bra and panties when the sun goes down. They did at the camp I went to.

thompsonx -> RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies (9/19/2016 10:45:12 AM)
ORIGINAL: YourSincereSlave Gotta try to see if she floats like a duck first. But in all seriousness (not really...) this is yet another example of a man thinking with his dick. What else have we got to think with when it comes to women who are smokin' hawt?

Alecta -> RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies (9/19/2016 10:52:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 1) just about everyone in the castle been killed 2) monster killed (well badly wounded) 3) strange blonde woman shows up that has not been seen during the entire crisis 4) what does the warrior do? a) try to fuck her b) run a sword through her just in case To be fair, the Monster's Mother is only seductive because the actress playing her wants to be sexy, not a frothing mad banshee.

AtUrCervix -> RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies (9/19/2016 6:29:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 A guy has been trapped in a castle with a beast killing one person a night. The hero comes along and kills the monster everyone gets drunk Guy sees a woman who he has never seen before nude standing in front of him He starts making out with her Turns out she is the mother of the monster. That is NOT stoooopit shit. If the chic is hotter than hot....dressed sluttily, knee highs, spiked heels....that she is a human devouring alien is of no consequence whatsoever. (And just for the record.....EVEN if it is KNOWN!!!!). It is the RESPONSIBILITY of the male to make out with her and be devoured.

Tangelo -> RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies (9/20/2016 3:53:26 PM)
All this talk of sex and violence on screen is way too much for me . That's what I enjoyed most about Disney's "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs". , , Whatever happened behind doors, STAYED behind doors !!

WhoreMods -> RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies (9/20/2016 4:12:30 PM)
You haven't seen the out takes. Nimble toes, that Snow White: she could do all seven of them at once...

jlf1961 -> RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies (9/20/2016 4:21:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WhoreMods You haven't seen the out takes. Nimble toes, that Snow White: she could do all seven of them at once... Actually there have been at least as of 2015, 7 porn parodies of snow white, cinderella, red riding hood and hanzel and gretal.

Tangelo -> RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies (9/20/2016 4:48:32 PM)
Whoremods, you are WRONG ! Snow White DIDN'T have ALL seven of them. . . . . .she wasn't 'effin Stupid !

OsideGirl -> RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies (9/20/2016 4:50:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Tangelo Whoremods, you are WRONG ! Snow White DIDN'T have ALL seven of them. . . . . .she wasn't 'effin Stupid ! Is that why Grumpy was grumpy?

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