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Lucylastic -> RE: Clip questions (9/19/2016 1:02:20 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874

We could possibly supply yodelling Drop-Bears or trundling Hoop-Snakes more easily Lucy

I like the thought of the hoops snakes, but bears are out of my paygrade




Lucylastic -> RE: Clip questions (9/19/2016 1:03:53 AM)

bin sleeping but he likes his privacy ...so no pics:)




Dvr22999874 -> RE: Clip questions (9/19/2016 1:04:01 AM)

Sneaky things those drop-bears; they wait until you walk under the tree they're in and then drop on you. Hence the name.




Lucylastic -> RE: Clip questions (9/19/2016 1:05:25 AM)

ooh koalas?




Dvr22999874 -> RE: Clip questions (9/19/2016 1:07:39 AM)

Nonononono....................koalas aren't bears. I'm talking about Drop Bears, an entirely different animal. Very sneaky and very hard to spot.




Dvr22999874 -> RE: Clip questions (9/19/2016 1:09:57 AM)

and hoop snakes are the ones that chase you by gripping their tail in their mouth and then rolling after you like a hoop. Hence the name. Luckily, they are rare, because they too are hard to spot




Lucylastic -> RE: Clip questions (9/19/2016 1:25:37 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874

Nonononono....................koalas aren't bears. I'm talking about Drop Bears, an entirely different animal. Very sneaky and very hard to spot.

oooooooh ok, yeaaaah, carniverous little fuckers huh
easier to catch than haggis tho...




Lucylastic -> RE: Clip questions (9/19/2016 1:28:38 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874

and hoop snakes are the ones that chase you by gripping their tail in their mouth and then rolling after you like a hoop. Hence the name. Luckily, they are rare, because they too are hard to spot

I was thinking of the ouroboros shimmy




Dvr22999874 -> RE: Clip questions (9/19/2016 1:34:18 AM)

Drop Bears are easy to catch if you get them on the ground because their right legs are shorter than their left legs, so you just get em on a slope the wrong way round and they roll down the hill and make emselves too giddy to get back up their trees




Dvr22999874 -> RE: Clip questions (9/19/2016 1:37:24 AM)

and if the hoop snake is given a couple of drinks, he will often get it all wrong and instead of putting his tail in his mouth, he will shove his head up his backside and keep pushing to get out of that tunnel and eventually disappear up his own ass.




Lucylastic -> RE: Clip questions (9/19/2016 2:07:39 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874

Drop Bears are easy to catch if you get them on the ground because their right legs are shorter than their left legs, so you just get em on a slope the wrong way round and they roll down the hill and make emselves too giddy to get back up their trees


oooooh so the same as haggis then...cool

LOL the hoops snake....we use to call that disapearing into your own fundamental orifice...same thing, different animal(I think that was the ooozalum bird or in humans its called backpeddaling too fast.)




LilJuly76 -> RE: Clip questions (9/19/2016 3:09:27 AM)

ah now I know what a wambat is, thanks for that




Gauge -> RE: Clip questions (9/19/2016 10:20:51 PM)

To the OP. Do a feature film on Fluffy The Wonder Puppy.

With Wombats. Dancing. In drag.





Dvr22999874 -> RE: Clip questions (9/19/2016 10:25:56 PM)

Funny big critturs wombats. I think they learned to fight from the Egyptians. They run into their burrow and just leave their ass on view and the hide on that part is so tough that all the predators we have in this country, give up in disgust and go an look for something a bit easier.
I know the 'Ooominuts bird' Lucy. It has huge testicles and no legs, so when it lands...............




Gauge -> RE: Clip questions (9/19/2016 10:32:32 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874

Funny big critturs wombats. I think they learned to fight from the Egyptians. They run into their burrow and just leave their ass on view and the hide on that part is so tough that all the predators we have in this country, give up in disgust and go an look for something a bit easier.
I know the 'Ooominuts bird' Lucy. It has huge testicles and no legs, so when it lands...............


It says, "WOMBAT!"

Right?




Dvr22999874 -> RE: Clip questions (9/19/2016 10:36:46 PM)

Close, but no cigar *smile*




Dvr22999874 -> RE: Clip questions (9/19/2016 10:38:42 PM)

you haven't lived until you have stood between a half dozen young wombats and their feed bin. They weigh about 10 to 15 kgs and once they get up to maximum speed, they are like a large, furry artillery shell hitting you in the shins.




Gauge -> RE: Clip questions (9/19/2016 10:42:19 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874

Close, but no cigar *smile*



How is HANS?




Dvr22999874 -> RE: Clip questions (9/19/2016 10:49:34 PM)

still ticking over. He seems to have all the time in the world to just sit and do that. I would have searched him the other day but I just couldn't seem to find the time.




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