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We are doomed!!!! - 9/20/2016 8:40:38 PM   
jlf1961


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Status: offline 		Well, in about 4 billion years.

You see the Andromeda galaxy is on a collision course with our galaxy at a speed of 68 mi/s.

So in about 4 billion years the two galaxies will collide, and while the odds of direct impact between stars is actually quite small, the intense gravitational tides caused by the collision will cause stars to be ripped apart.

Now back to our regularly scheduled insanity.

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RE: We are doomed!!!! - 9/20/2016 8:49:37 PM   
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RE: We are doomed!!!! - 9/20/2016 11:04:20 PM   
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Whatever you do, DONT TELL THE PLUMBER. . . .!!

They charge double-time on Andromeda Galaxy Days !

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RE: We are doomed!!!! - 9/20/2016 11:06:02 PM   
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RE: We are doomed!!!! - 9/20/2016 11:08:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		This is what I hate about porn. It gives people the unreasonable expectation that plumbers will arrive within 15 minutes.

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RE: We are doomed!!!! - 9/20/2016 11:21:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge

This is what I hate about porn. It gives people the unreasonable expectation that plumbers will arrive within 15 minutes.

And the pizza man!

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RE: We are doomed!!!! - 9/20/2016 11:25:11 PM   
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You are right about that.

I've just been reading a revue on a XXX movie called "Frustrated Housewife" . . . .and the plumber didn't come at all !

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RE: We are doomed!!!! - 9/21/2016 4:24:23 AM   
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RE: We are doomed!!!! - 9/21/2016 5:50:59 AM   
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Well, in about 4 billion years.

You see the Andromeda galaxy is on a collision course with our galaxy at a speed of 68 mi/s.

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Police should send Andromeda a speeding ticket.

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RE: We are doomed!!!! - 9/21/2016 5:34:02 PM   
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RE: We are doomed!!!! - 9/21/2016 6:10:36 PM   
Dvr22999874


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Status: offline 		So you reckon the plumber might not arrive until AFTER the collision ? Maybe I should call him and put him off altogether ?

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RE: We are doomed!!!! - 9/21/2016 7:22:15 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: stef


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

This is what I hate about porn. It gives people the unreasonable expectation that plumbers will arrive within 15 minutes.

And the pizza man!

Yours don't???
Our emergency plumber is usually on site within 6-7 minutes and gives a free quote.
Pizza?? It's free if it isn't on your table within 10 minutes.



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RE: We are doomed!!!! - 9/21/2016 7:25:13 PM   
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Or wait until it's been so I miss the traffic???


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RE: We are doomed!!!! - 9/21/2016 8:15:36 PM   
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RE: We are doomed!!!! - 9/21/2016 9:30:09 PM   
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As long as it doesn't hurt Big Bear and Little Bear i will be okay.

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RE: We are doomed!!!! - 9/21/2016 10:22:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		More of a concern if it heads for Uranus I would guess...............now that will be a sight worth waiting all that time for.

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RE: We are doomed!!!! - 9/21/2016 10:23:22 PM   
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RE: We are doomed!!!! - 9/21/2016 11:07:38 PM   
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Where is Aquarious the Water Bearer when one needs help ??

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RE: We are doomed!!!! - 9/24/2016 11:32:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		4 billions years... that'S almost how old the planet is.

Which means Earth is in it's midlife crisis.

That makes a hell of a lot of sense, actually.

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