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WhoreMods -> Howw many "last real manly men" do we have on here? (9/27/2016 12:22:44 PM)

I'm curious to know. There seem to be a fair few posters on here who think people should pay them attention because they're a proper old fashioned badasses.
What percentage of the real men on here whining about the libtard girlymen are "real" men, rather than gobby poofs in denial?
I think we have a substantial showing for the internet hardmen looking at some of the bullshit sissies spout in here...



londonfox -> RE: Howw many "last real manly men" do we have on here? (9/27/2016 12:33:13 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods
gobby poofs in denial


👌 If only we had a way to make them prove it.
A 'feedback/review' feature to the website could be good, although it does carry possibilities for being misused.



WhoreMods -> RE: Howw many "last real manly men" do we have on here? (9/27/2016 12:39:13 PM)

Are you suggesting a cock waggling contest or something manlier still?



londonfox -> RE: Howw many "last real manly men" do we have on here? (9/27/2016 12:40:41 PM)

Perhaps something easier to measure like pissing up a wall?



Greta75 -> RE: Howw many "last real manly men" do we have on here? (9/27/2016 12:42:56 PM)

How about who can wank the biggest load? And fill a cup first?



londonfox -> RE: Howw many "last real manly men" do we have on here? (9/27/2016 12:45:32 PM)

Longest chest hairs 😂

Obviously they lose points if they squeal like a toddler when we rip them out to measure them



ThatDizzyChick -> RE: Howw many "last real manly men" do we have on here? (9/27/2016 1:07:03 PM)

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What percentage of the real men on here whining about the libtard girlymen are "real" men, rather than gobby poofs in denial?

2%-3% Tops



Kana -> RE: Howw many "last real manly men" do we have on here? (9/27/2016 1:19:17 PM)

Define real men?
I mean are we talking large cocks, chest hairs, prison records, chewing glass, successfully eradicating a biker gang singlehandedly?

And who the fuck is silly enough to think being hard equals tough?
Really.

Here's some hard truth-Scariest guy I ever met was 5'0, weighed maybe 120 and was terrified all the time. The fear, yeah, it made him deadly. Even the toughest boys in the yard at Angola stepped light around him. Fucking bloods and AB's avoided this cats ass cuz he would shank you in a red hot minute.

The toughest? A gay "girlyman" nurse who cared for almost his entire community as they died of AIDs in the early days of the virus, all the while dying of the same illness. Al he did was give, even as he himself was fading. He gave and he gave and he gave al the way to the bitter end. His last words were asking about another.
That fucker was tough as old shoes.

Tough ain't words. It ain't muscles. It sure as piss don't have anything to do with cocks.
Tough is who you are inside.



dcnovice -> RE: Howw many "last real manly men" do we have on here? (9/27/2016 1:34:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Kana

Define real men?
I mean are we talking large cocks, chest hairs, prison records, chewing glass, successfully eradicating a biker gang singlehandedly?

And who the fuck is silly enough to think being hard equals tough?
Really.

Here's some hard truth-Scariest guy I ever met was 5'0, weighed maybe 120 and was terrified all the time. The fear, yeah, it made him deadly. Even the toughest boys in the yard at Angola stepped light around him. Fucking bloods and AB's avoided this cats ass cuz he would shank you in a red hot minute.

The toughest? A gay "girlyman" nurse who cared for almost his entire community as they died of AIDs in the early days of the virus, all the while dying of the same illness. Al he did was give, even as he himself was fading. He gave and he gave and he gave al the way to the bitter end. His last words were asking about another.
That fucker was tough as old shoes.

Tough ain't words. It ain't muscles. It sure as piss don't have anything to do with cocks.
Tough is who you are inside.


Awesome post. Thanks, Kana!



MrRodgers -> RE: Howw many "last real manly men" do we have on here? (9/27/2016 2:40:08 PM)

Actually there are two very narrowing qualifiers here:

'Last real manly men' and 'proper old fashioned badasses'

Thus the very subsets you describe, are rather undefined and general in nature. Just how would one know he is the 'proper' old-fashioned' badass ?'

How would any 'real manly man' know he was last or even one of the last ? This does of course give rise to a few questions. Not knowing how many 'here' means exactly, anyone could be one, meaning one to several hundred plus, equally troubling, is that if anyone is the 'last' one, does that conclusively mean there are no more and there will never be anymore ?

One man could be old-fashioned but that could rule and rather than a 'badass' could be foul-mouth, greedy, lying charlatan who say, lives off his slave who has the 1 job in the house, does the housework, buys his 6-pack of BL and Marlboros every night, and then demands she give him sex after hours searching the web with the astonishing unlikelihood of getting some coed pussy.

Then he could be proper but also be sort of a new age man who wouldn't break wind in a public restroom and cringes every time mom yells downstairs. Then there is the possibility one could be a real badass, but being a two time loser, must pull himself in so as not to trigger life in prison for agg. assault.

I don't know but you're going to have to give me more WhoreMods.




dcnovice -> RE: Howw many "last real manly men" do we have on here? (9/27/2016 2:49:13 PM)

FR

Once during a CM pissing contest, I actually posted a photo of a ruler so the participants could simply cut to the chase and measure it. [:)]



PeonForHer -> RE: Howw many "last real manly men" do we have on here? (9/27/2016 3:18:39 PM)

A picture of 'a ruler'? You mean - me? [;)]



DaddySatyr -> RE: Howw many "last real manly men" do we have on here? (9/27/2016 3:20:33 PM)


Well, if it weren't for so many people telling me that real men don't eat quiche, I'd raise my hand.



Michael



PeonForHer -> RE: Howw many "last real manly men" do we have on here? (9/27/2016 3:30:35 PM)

DS, you are *American*. Every night, you go out with a six-shooter and kill rattlesnakes, sleep under the stars, using your ten-gallon hat as a tent, then eat said rattlesnakes for breakfast, like all true Americans. Now you're telling me you have them with quiche?



OsideGirl -> RE: Howw many "last real manly men" do we have on here? (9/27/2016 3:30:50 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Kana



Here's some hard truth-Scariest guy I ever met was 5'0, weighed maybe 120 and was terrified all the time. The fear, yeah, it made him deadly. Even the toughest boys in the yard at Angola stepped light around him. Fucking bloods and AB's avoided this cats ass cuz he would shank you in a red hot minute.




M once told me that the scariest guy he ever met was tiny little Asian man in his 60s who probably didn't weigh 100lbs. But, apparently he was a master at martial arts. M said he watched as 7 cops surrounded him and grabbed him. He asked politely not to be touched, they yanked on him anyway....and then he dropped all 7 of them. M said he then went peacefully with the officers, who didn't touch him.



tamaka -> RE: Howw many "last real manly men" do we have on here? (9/27/2016 3:42:44 PM)

A manly man has strength of character. Age, height and weight have nothing to do with it.



Nnanji -> RE: Howw many "last real manly men" do we have on here? (9/27/2016 4:31:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

DS, you are *American*. Every night, you go out with a six-shooter and kill rattlesnakes, sleep under the stars, using your ten-gallon hat as a tent, then eat said rattlesnakes for breakfast, like all true Americans. Now you're telling me you have them with quiche?

My gardener killed a rattle snake the other day. Pissed me off. Rattle snakes eat mice. I'd rather have the snake in the bushes than the mice in the house. There is really no reason to kill a rattle snake, unless you want to eat it which I've done. You just pick them up, carefully, and move them away from where you are or walk around them. They'll disappear in no time because they want to be around you even less then you want to be around it. It's just silly killing a rattle snake and if you're going to do it you really don't need a six-shooter.



PeonForHer -> RE: Howw many "last real manly men" do we have on here? (9/27/2016 5:14:28 PM)

Nup. I'm unconvinced. In the UK the most dangerous animal there is is a wasp. Rattlesnakes only happen on television, as far as I'm concerned, along with those Aliens that keep bothering poor Sigourney Weaver. I wouldn't even touch my computer screen if I were to see a picture of one on it.



ThatDizzyChick -> RE: Howw many "last real manly men" do we have on here? (9/27/2016 5:23:46 PM)

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In the UK the most dangerous animal there is is a wasp.

http://www.forestry.gov.uk/forestry/adder
[:)]



PeonForHer -> RE: Howw many "last real manly men" do we have on here? (9/27/2016 5:26:18 PM)

Nobody I know has ever even seen an adder. They only ever kill small children, anyway - who would object to that?



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