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You need a 'new' used car, and there are only two dealers in town


Donald Trump motors
  0% (0)
Hilary Clinton's Used classics
  14% (1)
fuck that, buy a used bike from Obama Bicycle Shoppe
  28% (2)
walk
  57% (4)


Total Votes : 7
(last vote on : 9/28/2016 6:15:48 PM)
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jlf1961 -> You need a 'new' used car, and there are only two dealers in town (9/27/2016 7:24:28 PM)

You need a new used car.

There are only two dealers for a thousand miles.

Who do you buy from?




WhoreMods -> RE: You need a 'new' used car, and there are only two dealers in town (9/28/2016 5:28:54 AM)

Is there a bus route through the town? I know public transport isn't all that in the 'States, but even so...




freedomdwarf1 -> RE: You need a 'new' used car, and there are only two dealers in town (9/28/2016 7:07:46 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

You need a new used car.

There are only two dealers for a thousand miles.

Who do you buy from?

Niether.

Buy privately from an advert online or local newspapers.
You'll save 30% on the price (dealers profit) and probably get a better car in the process.




DesFIP -> RE: You need a 'new' used car, and there are only two dealers in town (9/28/2016 7:13:59 AM)

If you go to Trump motors, expect to have your money taken and never get the car. And stand in line to sue for your money. There are over 3,500 lawsuits ahead of you.




AtUrCervix -> RE: You need a 'new' used car, and there are only two dealers in town (9/28/2016 4:16:40 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

You need a new used car.

There are only two dealers for a thousand miles.

Who do you buy from?


The one who has the car I want.




igor2003 -> RE: You need a 'new' used car, and there are only two dealers in town (9/28/2016 4:29:00 PM)

If I payed for a car at Trumps I would probably never get the car. So I would go to Hillary's and get a car from her but it probably won't be as good as she claims, so I would then go to Obama's and get a bicycle to keep in the car so when the car breaks down in the middle of nowhere I can then at least have the bike to get me back to (or near) civilization.




Dvr22999874 -> RE: You need a 'new' used car, and there are only two dealers in town (9/28/2016 5:33:16 PM)

Trump would also try and tell you what a great guy he was for ripping you off and then threaten you with law suits if you disagreed, or appeared not to like the idea; or he would proclaim loudly how un-American, cowardly and traitorous you were and say the you should become a victim of something horrendous




smartsub10 -> RE: You need a 'new' used car, and there are only two dealers in town (9/28/2016 5:41:50 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

Is there a bus route through the town? I know public transport isn't all that in the 'States, but even so...


Unless you live in NYC.




DesFIP -> RE: You need a 'new' used car, and there are only two dealers in town (9/29/2016 7:56:34 AM)

Or Boston.




WhoreMods -> RE: You need a 'new' used car, and there are only two dealers in town (9/29/2016 10:36:55 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: smartsub10


quote:

ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

Is there a bus route through the town? I know public transport isn't all that in the 'States, but even so...


Unless you live in NYC.

You know, that's something I've always wondered about. Is it just New York that has a half decent public transport with buses and an underground and stuff, or do any of the other major cities in the 'States have much in the way of internal transport systems that don't depend on the locals owning a car? I know there's some sort of elevated railway in one of the Twin Towns (not sure which of the two it is) and something of the sort in Detroit, but how about elsewhere?




jlf1961 -> RE: You need a 'new' used car, and there are only two dealers in town (9/29/2016 12:07:45 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

You know, that's something I've always wondered about. Is it just New York that has a half decent public transport with buses and an underground and stuff, or do any of the other major cities in the 'States have much in the way of internal transport systems that don't depend on the locals owning a car? I know there's some sort of elevated railway in one of the Twin Towns (not sure which of the two it is) and something of the sort in Detroit, but how about elsewhere?


Actually, there are a lot of cities in the US with great public transportation systems, a lot of small towns as well.

And to be honest, when I lived on Key West (Stock Island actually, key west was over run with tourists and those brit tourists were crazy as hell) I either used a bicycle or the bus, or the boss's boat (could zip around the island, tie up at a jetty near most of the stores, and no traffic or crazy brit tourists with rental cars.)

Now granted, on a small island, parking is at a premium, and with the exception of the shopping centers, it costs about 5 bucks an hour to park a car down town.





WhoreMods -> RE: You need a 'new' used car, and there are only two dealers in town (9/29/2016 12:08:55 PM)

Thanks.




jlf1961 -> RE: You need a 'new' used car, and there are only two dealers in town (9/29/2016 12:12:50 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

Thanks.



You know WhorMods, I will quit picking on brits the day you can get every brit to quit referring to Texas as


ONE OF THE FORMER FUCKING COLONIES




WhoreMods -> RE: You need a 'new' used car, and there are only two dealers in town (9/29/2016 12:44:13 PM)

[:D]
Weren't you guys a Spanish colony for ten minutes, or something? I think the French had a claim for a while as well.
Dead right you were never a British colony, though. It's often forgotten that everybody besides the original thirteen states who rebelled during the American RevolutionWar of Independence weren't. Maybe it's Texas' lengthy history that makes people assume it must have been one of the founding States?




cloverodella -> RE: You need a 'new' used car, and there are only two dealers in town (9/29/2016 2:46:33 PM)

Chicago has a robust public transit system. I lived in the City for 5 years without a car. I made sure to live along one of the train lines, but there are buses nearly everywhere. The suburbs are a different story though.




AtUrCervix -> RE: You need a 'new' used car, and there are only two dealers in town (9/29/2016 2:47:57 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961


quote:

ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

Thanks.



You know WhorMods, I will quit picking on brits the day you can get every brit to quit referring to Texas as


ONE OF THE FORMER FUCKING COLONIES


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