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jlf1961 -> The English are the reason for airplanes! (10/14/2016 6:49:14 AM)
If the English had not driven dragons to extinction, we would have never needed aircraft of any type. And people would not be dieing from having bombs dropped on them.... Seriously, which would you rather have dropped on your city, a bomb or dragon shit? So, it is my theory that the English are responsible.... My proof, St. George. The story of his slaying of a dragon is clearly the result of spin. We have no proof that said creature was destroying villages, eating virgins or anything else that might be considered an evil act. We only have his version of the story. We dont even have proof the city he allegedly saved even existed! And this giving away his wealth out of grief? Come on, he went broke trying to cover up his blatant act of animal cruelty.

Lucylastic -> RE: The English are the reason for airplanes! (10/14/2016 6:57:44 AM)
considering St George was roman and born just outside of telaviv, he wasnt english. Oh and while he is the patron saint of england, and we celebrate a day, unlike st patricks it isnt celebrated as much. Altho I got married on st georges day. as a double event:)

jlf1961 -> RE: The English are the reason for airplanes! (10/14/2016 7:14:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic considering St George was roman and born just outside of telaviv, he wasnt english. Oh and while he is the patron saint of england, and we celebrate a day, unlike st patricks it isnt celebrated as much. Altho I got married on st georges day. as a double event:) Uh huh, now you are trying to make it look like the Italians are to blame...... Why, would the English want a Roman as a patron saint, I mean, seriously, consider what the romans did to Iceni's during the occupation of Britain. And since when is George a Latin name? George is a Latin name in as much as Lucy is Swahili. Or was the name anglicized because the English admired the fact that he killed a peaceful gentle dragon? If that is the case, it clearly shows an anti dragon bias on the part of the English.

Lucylastic -> RE: The English are the reason for airplanes! (10/14/2016 7:41:34 AM)
Nah me I love dragons. Of course I am not representative of anyone but myself. Im not sure what the anglicization came about, but he has been venerated by much more than the english. Of course I wasnt around at the time.....

WhoreMods -> RE: The English are the reason for airplanes! (10/14/2016 10:09:06 AM)
St George was more likely Byzantine than Roman, Lucy (though the two empires had possibly not divided at the time when he most likely didn't kill a dragon). I love this myself: it means that England's patron saint is somebody the little Englanders who see every international football match as an excuse for a self indulgent orgy of xenophobia, wouldn't in their country in the first place. This is beyond awesome, imo. "England's patron Saint, you say, darkie? Yeah, fuck off back to mumbo jumbo land and tell your peers about it..."

jlf1961 -> RE: The English are the reason for airplanes! (10/14/2016 10:27:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WhoreMods St George was more likely Byzantine than Roman, Lucy (though the two empires had possibly not divided at the time when he most likely didn't kill a dragon). I love this myself: it means that England's patron saint is somebody the little Englanders who see every international football match as an excuse for a self indulgent orgy of xenophobia, wouldn't in their country in the first place. This is beyond awesome, imo. "England's patron Saint, you say, darkie? Yeah, fuck off back to mumbo jumbo land and tell your peers about it..." Either way the English adopted him as a patron saint since he was known to or was thought to have killed a dragon, thus furthering the English campaign against dragons that eventually lead to their extinction.... Come to think of it, it was probably some Englishman that approached Bill Gates with the idea for windows 10....

WhoreMods -> RE: The English are the reason for airplanes! (10/14/2016 10:32:22 AM)
Dragons are Welsh. Of course the English don't like them. (I don't think Gates had anything to do with Windows 10: that one was the creepy fucker who dances worse than David Brent who took over Micro$oft after he retired's idea. Say what you like about Gates, if that cluster fuck had happened on his watch, he'd have done something about it by now.)

jlf1961 -> RE: The English are the reason for airplanes! (10/14/2016 10:35:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WhoreMods Dragons are Welsh. Of course the English don't like them. (I don't think Gates had anything to do with Windows 10: that one was the creepy fucker who dances worse than David Brent who took over Micro$oft after he retired's idea. Say what you like about Gates, if that cluster fuck had happened on his watch, he'd have done something about it by now.) Well of course the English dont like the welsh, not uncommon for people to hate their betters...... Really? Remember the infamous Blue Screen of Death in windows 95? that was gates....

WhoreMods -> RE: The English are the reason for airplanes! (10/14/2016 10:44:03 AM)
Good point. [img]http://www.theapplecollection.com/various/anti_ms/large/large/win95mac89.jpg[/img]

WickedsDesire -> RE: The English are the reason for airplanes! (10/14/2016 1:06:58 PM)
I would annex Engflund myself - hardly a secret the welsh collective I find feeble, and they are a lost race. Now, to be clear i once dated lovely women from Cardiff(pedantic was its username on ic not here, and I am a marvel to/too/two that kind, as I am to the world. And a few lovely English women - I reiterate I do not understand their collective. Incidentally I found out just today two Englishmen designed the forth bridge, but was disappointed callinish https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callanish_Stones nor skara brae were not on that list https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skara_Brae All three are world heritage sites – and the “two”castles are shit and a rip off – Stirling is far more prettier – this site does not allow personal viedoes.grrrrr [image]http://www.collarspace.com/attachments/101416/2B85AE4A-720C-406C-930B-BDA8BA1670CB1.jpg[/image] I do have a set of better ones from last November but it is not worth my time digging them out The Scottish invented the modern world – the ancient world, well, that is more complex to explain. Dracarys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMf_fswVGbM King of the North https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmKkepz_A38

Lucylastic -> RE: The English are the reason for airplanes! (10/14/2016 1:59:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WhoreMods Dragons are Welsh. Of course the English don't like them. (I don't think Gates had anything to do with Windows 10: that one was the creepy fucker who dances worse than David Brent who took over Micro$oft after he retired's idea. Say what you like about Gates, if that cluster fuck had happened on his watch, he'd have done something about it by now.) Maybe it was wales's dragon that george killed, thats why they are pissed at the English all the time..[;)] Ive been in the wars again and just got out of emerg, LOL so im gonna answer your last post to me too.... As far as I know he was born in roman occupied area around (ancient) tel aviv, I Meant to look him up on wiki, but yeah life had other plans. I agree with you about windows 10, in fact, people are saying, he has fixed it but they wont let him publish! grins

Lucylastic -> RE: The English are the reason for airplanes! (10/14/2016 2:05:13 PM)
I had an uncle george...Welsh, he was a miner turned cop at scotland yard, 6 foot 8 he was, built like a brick shithouse with a booming voice but when he sang....oooooh so lovely a voice that would make angels cry... Damn he was a lovely man, but after a few pints of the falling down water, he would swear at us all in welsh like he was possessed.

jlf1961 -> RE: The English are the reason for airplanes! (10/14/2016 2:17:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic I had an uncle george...Welsh, he was a miner turned cop at scotland yard, 6 foot 8 he was, built like a brick shithouse with a booming voice but when he sang....oooooh so lovely a voice that would make angels cry... Damn he was a lovely man, but after a few pints of the falling down water, he would swear at us all in welsh like he was possessed. The welsh are possessed, by the angelic grace of the almighty. The rest of the population of that fair isle are just jealous.

Lucylastic -> RE: The English are the reason for airplanes! (10/14/2016 3:39:17 PM)
my paternal great gran was welsh, apparently she was a right harridan. a "wicked old besom" which is a word for a broom, grandad said she got called besom cos it was stuck up her arse.

Greatlilbabygirl -> RE: The English are the reason for airplanes! (10/14/2016 4:26:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic I had an uncle george...Welsh, he was a miner turned cop at scotland yard, 6 foot 8 he was, built like a brick shithouse with a booming voice but when he sang....oooooh so lovely a voice that would make angels cry... Damn he was a lovely man, but after a few pints of the falling down water, he would swear at us all in welsh like he was possessed. I want to be sworn at in Welsh. I'd probably get incredibly turned on.

Lucylastic -> RE: The English are the reason for airplanes! (10/14/2016 4:44:30 PM)
I know what you mean, an accent in the right tone will make me go wibbly wobbly

kiwisub22 -> RE: The English are the reason for airplanes! (10/14/2016 4:49:43 PM)
Hehe - as the proud possessor of an accent, I find it most useful - at the most basic, its great for starting conversations with strange men, and at the best I've gotten out of traffic tickets with it. and considering I live in a huge country full of people with accents, I have gone a bit wobbly myself at the occasional man with an accent.[:D]

Lucylastic -> RE: The English are the reason for airplanes! (10/14/2016 4:53:25 PM)
Being english (london accent) and living in canada and travelling to the US a lot, I know JUST what you mean:)

jlf1961 -> RE: The English are the reason for airplanes! (10/14/2016 6:12:05 PM)
As the English turned Canadian and English puppets turn the conversation from the fact the English exterminated dragons, and through a series of subtle manipulations of genetics unleashed Justin Bieber on the world.

Lucylastic -> RE: The English are the reason for airplanes! (10/14/2016 6:16:56 PM)
cant blame me for trying LOL

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