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Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/1/2016 10:12:33 AM   
MommyAlexis


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Status: offline 		Ugh....

I'm just trying to find 1 respectful piggy who wants to be drained by a sexy tatted Goddess with a fierce attitude.

But all I'm finding is twat waffles telling me how big of a whore I am...


Serious pigs please apply
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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/1/2016 10:26:19 AM   
OsideGirl


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Status: offline 		Well....since you've placed an advertisement in a forum where it doesn't belong....you're not helping your case.

So, now you're an ignorant, gold digging scammer.




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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/1/2016 10:29:18 AM   
Baldrick


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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/1/2016 10:34:35 AM   
AGuyNamedDave


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Status: offline 		Rent, or needs another fix...

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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/1/2016 10:37:03 AM   
WickedsDesire


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Status: offline 		Where may I send these tributes to goddess twatier waffle op as my cat litter box is looking rather splendid today. To show you I am seriously I will even throw in the remnants-bird-carnage I had to vacuum up from under my bed today. If you could send a SAE to go fuk yourself. If you prefer I wire you then I will get back to you during the next electrical storm.

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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/1/2016 10:45:54 AM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		Personally I brine pork. I find draining it makes it too dry.

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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/1/2016 10:48:52 AM   
Baldrick


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Status: offline 		Salt and sugar at 1-1? I need to make a citrus brine for a pork belly

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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/1/2016 11:33:32 AM   
stef


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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/1/2016 11:36:13 AM   
mnottertail


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Salt and sugar at 1-1? I need to make a citrus brine for a pork belly


Never that, equilibrium brine and more sugar. say 2% total weight salt including the prague or pink or whatever you have.

Citrus brine? Oh, dont like that. They have nothing but citrus in beer now, dont bring it to meat, fine for strong fish.

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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/1/2016 12:01:49 PM   
OsideGirl


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ORIGINAL: Baldrick

Salt and sugar at 1-1? I need to make a citrus brine for a pork belly


The best I've ever found is Alton Brown's Coffee Marinade recipe for pork.

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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/1/2016 3:28:49 PM   
peppermint


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MommyAlexis

Ugh....

I'm just trying to find 1 respectful piggy who wants to be drained by a sexy tatted Goddess with a fierce attitude.

But all I'm finding is twat waffles telling me how big of a whore I am...


Serious pigs please apply


I found the piggy. Just haven't found someone to go in halves with me. Piggy is a good 350 pounds which is more meat than I need. She's been fed goat milk every day since she was an itty bitty teeny piglet.

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Revise that number. Just got 14 new chicks and 5 turkeys.

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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/2/2016 11:39:30 AM   
Wayward5oul


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Rent must be due

Yep, beginning of the month. Like clockwork.

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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/2/2016 11:58:20 AM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		When I think of FinDommery, I think Walmart.

Her 5 year old son's birthday was last month (Oct 18) so she is probably extra broke right now.
She got knocked up at age 13 so her opportunities in life haven't been so good.
She's been working as a cashier at Walmart so she ain't rich.

If some dumbass submissive horny toad thinks her experience handling money as a cashier at Walmart means shes good at FinDom stuff... let him pay her rent. The only thing in life this poor chic has going for her is a pair of duck lips and set of big floppy tits. Let her sell them for all she can get.





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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/2/2016 12:07:08 PM   
MAINEiacMISTRESS


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ORIGINAL: peppermint


quote:

ORIGINAL: MommyAlexis

Ugh....

I'm just trying to find 1 respectful piggy who wants to be drained by a sexy tatted Goddess with a fierce attitude.

But all I'm finding is twat waffles telling me how big of a whore I am...


Serious pigs please apply


I found the piggy. Just haven't found someone to go in halves with me. Piggy is a good 350 pounds which is more meat than I need. She's been fed goat milk every day since she was an itty bitty teeny piglet.


I'd go in halves with you but I think I'm going to need the ENTIRE piggy...Sorry, NOT sorry...Bacon and other pork products rank pretty high in this household.

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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/2/2016 2:10:48 PM   
TNDommeK


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Status: offline 		I saw mini pigs being sold today for $300...I want one soooooo bad.

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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/2/2016 3:03:24 PM   
peppermint


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ORIGINAL: MAINEiacMISTRESS



I'd go in halves with you but I think I'm going to need the ENTIRE piggy...Sorry, NOT sorry...Bacon and other pork products rank pretty high in this household.




Wish you were closer. This pig is sooo prime it makes my mouth water.

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We are stardust, we are golden, and we got to get ourselves back to the garden.

Yes, I am crazy about feathered creatures. I have a dozen chickens, 3 ducks, 5 geese, and 2 parakeets.

Revise that number. Just got 14 new chicks and 5 turkeys.

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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/2/2016 3:07:47 PM   
WhoreMods


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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

Well....since you've placed an advertisement in a forum where it doesn't belong....you're not helping your case.

So, now you're an ignorant, gold digging scammer.




Possibly overweight as well if she's that big of a whore that people are talking about it...

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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/2/2016 4:53:32 PM   
UllrsIshtar


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

When I think of FinDommery, I think Walmart.

Her 5 year old son's birthday was last month (Oct 18) so she is probably extra broke right now.
She got knocked up at age 13 so her opportunities in life haven't been so good.
She's been working as a cashier at Walmart so she ain't rich.

If some dumbass submissive horny toad thinks her experience handling money as a cashier at Walmart means shes good at FinDom stuff... let him pay her rent. The only thing in life this poor chic has going for her is a pair of duck lips and set of big floppy tits. Let her sell them for all she can get.






Her daughter, and she's only 1, not 5.

If she'd spend less on tattoos and make-up, she wouldn't be broke either...

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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/2/2016 5:16:30 PM   
MAINEiacMISTRESS


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ORIGINAL: peppermint


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ORIGINAL: MAINEiacMISTRESS



I'd go in halves with you but I think I'm going to need the ENTIRE piggy...Sorry, NOT sorry...Bacon and other pork products rank pretty high in this household.




Wish you were closer. This pig is sooo prime it makes my mouth water.

LMAO...I hope you aren't going to break down and LICK that pig, or start nibbling on an ear! PLEASE resist the temptation!

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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/2/2016 5:41:16 PM   
Lucylastic


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