gooddogbenji
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Joined: 11/15/2005 From: Toronto Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: subjayk my question is this: We/we are coming into the last part of Our/our vacation time and i would like ideas of how to make this last week of time off even more special for her. Any ideas of how i can better serve her so that she can be even happier and more pleased with my service.(above and beyond her requests) Well, start off by waking her at 3 am, screaming "FIRE," and announcing that your dogs (or other pets, it doesn't matter) just died. Then laugh at your great joke, and continue bringing it up for a few days, all the while making comments like "You're not my mother," "You're such a bitch, and not the good kind," and "I slept with your sister, and at least she was more fun than a dead fish. You, on the other hand, are not. I know this because I once cheated on you with a dead fish." Spit in her food, in front of her. Bite her as hard as you can, if possible, drawing blood. Go out and try to pick up women. Bring them to your hotel room. Ask your wife to excuse the two of you, and wait in the hall until you finish. After that, really anything you do will make her happy. Yours, benji
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