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jlf1961 -> A new addiction has hit the streets? (11/23/2016 4:29:20 AM)
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I had to go to walmart at 3 am this morning to pick up a prescription for my sister. Evidently, me fighting with pneumonia the past couple of weeks seemed to her to be something to be envied so she had to go and catch it herself. (yes I am being sarcastic)
So, I walk into the Walmart, figuring to go ahead and pick up a few things for thanksgiving (I am cooking the dinner this year only because sis is not going to be in any condition to do it.)
Now, I dont like going to Walmart at any time, in fact the one thing I like less than going to walmart is going to the dentist to have teeth pulled.
Anyway, I enter the store and there is a woman (sober) arguing with the night manager. It seems that she felt his request for her to leave the store had upset her.
His reason for asking her to leave had something to do with the fact that she was on dressed in a thong and two strategically placed bandaids, and the buzzing sound from inside the thong had seemed to upset some of the patrons.
Now, for the kicker, she was stone cold sober.
Now, I picked up the medication, and was about to leave when the local police arrived, and to give them credit, they were actually trying to get the woman to just go to her car and depart, rather than make an arrest.
Of course, by this time, the item inside the thong had more than achieved whatever effect that the woman had wanted, because she was squirming and moaning in response to the item's effect.
I did catch one question the male officer asked his female partner, though that had me laughing hesterically on my walk to my truck.
"So this is what that ohmybod thing does that you have been raving about?"
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