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IronBear -> Unsolved Mysteries of Human Nature (7/23/2006 5:22:19 PM)
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- Having a pee in the dunny, finishing, shutting up shop and heading back to watch CSI and three paces from the dunny when another has dived into it on an urgent mission from God and you realise that you didn't empty your tank and have the urgent need to have pee pt2.
- Dinner is just served piping hot and your gut decides it needs to empty itself to make room for that which it is about to receive. Knowing that when you get to eat you din dins it will now be cold)...
- You are out with friends at a crowded restaurant and seated in plastic chairs on a wooden floor (remember these two facts for you will be tested later) and you need to fart. The noise from the music and talk is enough to drown out an overfly with F18's with after burners on, and suddenly just as you drop the fart of the year, the music stops as does the conversations and your well earned and excelently tuned fart reverberated through the night, amplified by your arse farting on plastic which in turn is connected to a wooden floor (remember I told you that you would be tested?)....If ever there was a need to be beamed up or anywhere that was the time.........
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