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ALL HAIL BENJI!!! May he be run over by a large fruit basket. Meet the new boss... same as the old boss. Fryends, Romans, countrymen lend me your ears... because that damn dog has chewed mine off. Welcome to our ool. Notice that there is no P in it... that will change when Benji gets here. To err is human, to drool on your pillow before you lay down is canine. To pee, or not to pee, that is the question that Benji must answer. OK... a German, a Russian and Benji walk into a bar. The bartender turns to the three of them and says, "What are you guys? A joke?" Benji bought a banjo. Jim bought Benji. Belinda bought Benji, Bernard, Brenda and a banjo. The banjo broke and Benji and Brenda both began blubbering. The End
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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.
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