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Surgeon's Souvenir - 7/24/2006 10:17:16 AM

LadyElaine

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A surgeon was retiring from his long and rewarding career as a specialist in circumcision. Throughout his career, he had saved the foreskins of his patients in specimen jars as momentos, and now wished to fashion them into a souvenir. So he brought his hundreds of specimens to a leathersmith, and asked him to craft an article of fine artistic quality. "I'll see what I can do," said the artisan, "Check back with me in one week."

The surgeon returned one week later, eager to see what magnificent article the leathersmith had made for him. The leathersmith presented him a wallet.

"All those foreskins and you only make me a wallet?" exclaimed the surgeon.

The leathersmith replied "Yes, but if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase."

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RE: Surgeon's Souvenir - 7/24/2006 11:30:44 AM

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That's good LOL

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RE: Surgeon's Souvenir - 7/30/2006 10:44:15 AM

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I imagine he only collected small tips throughout his career.

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RE: Surgeon's Souvenir - 7/30/2006 10:46:33 AM

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LOL

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RE: Surgeon's Souvenir - 7/30/2006 11:15:06 AM

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He turned prepuce when he saw the size of 'em.

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RE: Surgeon's Souvenir - 7/31/2006 6:40:04 PM

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hmmm,would have preferred a large hand bag

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RE: Surgeon's Souvenir - 7/31/2006 6:55:52 PM

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Now that's funny!

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RE: Surgeon's Souvenir - 7/31/2006 9:34:53 PM

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Not so funny when you realize he didn't in fact retire.One day he cut too deep and they gave him the sac.

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