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aliljaded1 -> Anything for the Holidays (12/6/2004 7:18:35 AM)

my questions is ......
if you could have ANYTHING naughty for the holidays , what would it be ?



AlphaGeek -> RE: Anything for the Holidays (12/6/2004 7:50:02 AM)

Gwen Stephani (sp?) :)

A_G



bluesybell -> RE: Anything for the Holidays (12/6/2004 1:43:41 PM)

hmmm lets see...i lay in the bed and suddenly my husband comes in brandishing a flogger and an evil grin...yeah a dominant husband would be nice[:D]



smilezz -> RE: Anything for the Holidays (12/6/2004 1:50:15 PM)

Ooooooohh! that's easy: To be able to skip work, play hookie if you will...tell Thorns that i am 'not' going to work and 'NOT' telling Him why i am not going (that's the naughty part)....and have the money to be able to buy Him a Different New Harley.

~smilezz~



perverseangelic -> RE: Anything for the Holidays (12/6/2004 2:31:54 PM)

Angelina Jolie.

Or if her schedule is too busy, I wish my partner and I could have the house to ourselves (stupid roommates) for an entire week and have enough money to run the heater enough to get the house warm enough that I can get -out- of the sweatshirts...... :)



stef -> RE: Anything for the Holidays (12/6/2004 3:02:19 PM)

Anytime you want to trade heating bills, let me know [;)]

~stef



darkinshadows -> RE: Anything for the Holidays (12/6/2004 3:29:13 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: AlphaGeek

Gwen Stephani (sp?) :)

A_G



hey...Angel thought of her today...no idea why... suddenly thought she would have been great as 'Tank Girl'....



dixiedumpling -> RE: Anything for the Holidays (12/7/2004 4:03:37 PM)

Hear, hear! bluesybell, good wish!



MistressDREAD -> RE: Anything for the Holidays (12/8/2004 1:44:15 AM)

My softail Harleys a year old Now
Yes I think a new One would deffie be a naughty thing to want.
smilezz has the right idea!

Or better yet get that chopper bike father son group from the tellie to do sumthing WICKED to the one I got. Heyyy now there is a idea smilezz~~[;)]



Suleiman -> RE: Anything for the Holidays (12/8/2004 2:03:50 AM)

Quantum reality portal with an infinite heuristic search function. What's so naughty about that? A magic mirror that can scan the entire infinite span of alternate universes and open a door to whatever reality you want. There is a miniscule, fragmentary, nanoscopic probability that I am currently romantically involved with anyone or any thing in the universe. Once you posit an infinite universe, the rest is just a matter of looking.

Anything naughty! By beelzebub's blue balls, I don't want any naughty thing, I want EVERY naughty thing!

I want a protosentient slime creature named blixx that generates EM energy in exactly the same energy spectra as the pleasure - receptive nerve endings of the human body

I want miniature amazonian gladiator women, only six inches tall, that I can keep in a cage on my bookshelf and play with whenever I feel like it

speaking of bookshelves, I want a library with bookshelves sturdy enough to use as bondage racks

I want super powers. Not only does the gaining of comic book super powers instantly give you a body that looks incredibly good in spandex, damn near every super ability ever thought up has some erotic misuse potential, and some more than others

I want santa to invite me and my wife to the after christmas bondage party up at the north pole, where he, missus clause and all the little elves get seriously loaded and party their brains out for the rest of january. After all, everybody knows santa has the best toys

I want my wife to gain the use of a fully functional penis without losing the use of her vagina. Strap-ons really only take me so far, y'know?

Heck, I want to be able to swap genders at will. While I'm at it, I'd like to lose about thirty pounds (or at least redistribute it a bit more evenly around my body)

I want a sexy robot! fully functional, life sized, interactive, with just enough heuristics to learn what I like without having quite enough processing power to learn to actually think for itself.

Oooh! santa, can I be a pony for christmas? (heh)

Well, I guiess that's enough of a wish list. If I've been good, maybe santa will leave something interesting under the tree. Then again, if I'm bad, he's supposed to leave behind a bundle of switches. Grandpa never understood why that didn't sound like a threat to me, when I was a kid...



smilezz -> RE: Anything for the Holidays (12/8/2004 3:09:55 AM)

*grinz* at this idea....

Thorns and i were fortunate enough to get to see Paul Sr and Paul Jr from the Orange County Chopper event that was held down here in Arizona. We both absolutely enjoy the show and would be in awe if we could ever have a custom that they made. Gaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwdd.

We got to see a few of those bikes up close and personal and the tv does nothing for them. They are amazing.

Dread...thanks for the visual this morning, now i have to go to work and cultivate this whole thing in my mind. *chucklez*

have a good day!

~smilezz~



topcat -> RE: Anything for the Holidays (12/9/2004 8:21:12 AM)

My collarme Xmas Shopping list-

for Proud- an autographed 'TOPCAT' 2005 calender, compleat with weekly hints for Hubby

for Samantha (PA)- A pair of tickets for her and her guy , so they can use my warm empty place while I am out of town

For M.Thornes/Smilezz, M. Dread- Some custom bike work

For Dixie and Bell- magic DomDust to sprinkle on theirr husbands while they are sleeping

For Suleiman- a bundle of switches, assorted male and female, and a really good screwgun to build his bookshelves with

For Stef- a warm place

For Ali- a two day vacation from her life

for Iwill- health and happiness

for Mod Trey- her hearts true wish

for Mod Prime- Cat toys, and a kitten, and self cleaning litterbox

for Basiasubrosa- bondage,bath& Bard, and a week off scholl to enjoy it.

Stay warm,
Lawrence



perverseangelic -> RE: Anything for the Holidays (12/9/2004 9:29:52 AM)

*prostrates herself in thanks to TopCat* :)



velvetvixen -> RE: Anything for the Holidays (12/9/2004 11:01:49 AM)

I would like my dog to gain the ability to open the door for herself so I don't have to go out when it is too early/cold/rainy.

But I guess that isn't too naughty. How about a houseboy to open the door for her and bring in the paper while he is at it?



proudsub -> RE: Anything for the Holidays (12/9/2004 2:59:53 PM)

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for Proud- an autographed 'TOPCAT' 2005 calender, compleat with weekly hints for Hubby


Ahhhhhhhhh thank you! LOL love it!! The calendar pics better show your ass Lawrence.[;)]



topcat -> RE: Anything for the Holidays (12/9/2004 3:22:59 PM)

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*prostrates herself in thanks to TopCat* :)


Just what I always wanted!



dixiedumpling -> RE: Anything for the Holidays (12/9/2004 8:30:56 PM)

topcat,
You have got to be the nicest man on the face of the earth! So considerate, kind and has a way with words. Bet You never lack for female companionship. After the miserable day I've had, I'm smiling.
*hugz*
dixie



topcat -> RE: Anything for the Holidays (12/9/2004 8:47:25 PM)

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I'm smiling.


And I wanted that for Xmas, too!



bluesybell -> RE: Anything for the Holidays (12/10/2004 2:46:04 AM)

I agree that was a generous thought and I thank you for including me on the gift list...now not trying to be greedy but um is this magic dust good for one year? Does it have a guarantee that comes with it that if it doesn't work i can redeem it, and get just the flogger?[:D] just kidding...thanks for including me!



ModeratorThree -> RE: Anything for the Holidays (12/10/2004 8:46:18 AM)

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for Mod Trey- her hearts true wish



My heart just smiled and I feel warm.. thank you my dear sweet man. You have no idea how good that felt, I love when you reach into my heart with your words. Happy Holidays!!


Mod3



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