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RE: Artsy Bastards - 7/25/2006 2:48:07 PM   
TreSwank


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Status: offline 		Everybody else might do that, but everyone else doesn't have an ego so large that it'll traipse into someone's house, smash framed pictures of their kids, shit in their living room, and eat the best food out of their fridge (figuratively speaking........I don't think many abstract concepts that have been able to grow legs and go on a housewrecking rampage).

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RE: Artsy Bastards - 7/25/2006 2:52:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

shit in their living room



Hey!  Now we know where this guy came from!

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RE: Artsy Bastards - 7/25/2006 2:55:59 PM   
TreSwank


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Status: offline 		Yes, my old drinkin' pal, gooddogbenji;  your creativity is boundless. As a matter of fact, I think it's a goddam shame that you haven't ascended to public office, with your "parade-wrecking" skills, you silver-tongued dog, you!

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RE: Artsy Bastards - 7/25/2006 3:02:16 PM   
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You, my dear, are hilarious.  Thank you.

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And you my dear are just adorable.  You should have a billboard.
Adorable sells, you know.

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RE: Artsy Bastards - 7/25/2006 3:02:55 PM   
gooddogbenji


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RE: Artsy Bastards - 7/25/2006 3:04:39 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Yeah, but it would have to be a special billboard with a built in sensor, so when a pedestrian goes by, it shoots out a spray of...  ummm...  yellow Kool-Aid or so.

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RE: Artsy Bastards - 7/25/2006 3:13:30 PM   
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"TreSwank is a cowboy's sweetheart".


Well I guess we know where your coming from now, a little brokeback mountian for you

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RE: Artsy Bastards - 7/25/2006 3:15:12 PM   
Emperor1956


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Now I am snorting water out my nose........just cuz.......well, I am considering the source and laughter is much better on the karma than the alternative.

btw, I still want to try that Remy stuff.......sounds yummy

Ahhhhhh, I was just told I had tried it and liked it...............hmmmmmm





Real starving artists only drink armangnac for their consumptive coughs....cognac is for the rich. 



No...they drink marc.   Or if they can get it, absinthe (the REAL stuff with the poisonous wormwood added, not the arriviste bar swill loved by 20 somethings.  Armangac is for those with really refined palates, or the really pretentious.

OH, and on reading more, Armangac is a brandy, like cognac, and as Benji and Alumbrado correctly said, it is made of grapes grown in a region of France known as...duh..Armangac (and bas Armangac).  The key is that a good Armangac is single run through the pot still, and cognac is double run, making cognac smoother, but also much more dull.  Dollar for dollar, a good armangac will outperform a good congac, until you get to the high high ends of the spirits. 

E.

(edited to add all that pedantic shit about French booze.)


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"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
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RE: Artsy Bastards - 7/25/2006 3:23:51 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Refined palates my ass!  Armagnac tastes like cowpiss, and believe me, I know my cowpiss!

Now, I just want to say that I believe I am the first person ever to flame someone about Armagnac on a BDSM website.  And I'm not even talking about fire play.

But seriously, marc is liquid death, yes, but a very European liquid death.  To be drinking that in North America would be very chic indeed, not at all starving artist.

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RE: Artsy Bastards - 7/25/2006 3:26:54 PM   
Aileen68


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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji
I know my cowpiss!

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I didn't know you were into watersports.  I learn a new thing every day.
Now I have to run on over to that thread and post this new knowledge.

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RE: Artsy Bastards - 7/25/2006 3:28:52 PM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		Benji, you have to go back and read my repost re: Armangac and reply!

And real French men drink marc mon frere.  (or is it mon chien?)  Yes it burns your mouth, burns your throat, burns your belly...and even burns your asshole the next day!  It is, how you say, the way zee Froinch know zey are alive!

Real American men drink bourbon.  Blantons, or Woodford Reserve if they can afford it.  I hear that Pappy van Winkle is pretty amazing stuff, but I've never yet had a sip.

E

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Artsy Bastards - 7/25/2006 3:29:07 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		How could you NOT know I was into watersports?????  I mean, what does my signature say?

Seriously.

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RE: Artsy Bastards - 7/25/2006 3:30:30 PM   
Aileen68


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Status: offline 		bovine watersports.  That's intense.  Ever see a cow piss?

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RE: Artsy Bastards - 7/25/2006 3:32:26 PM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		Ever drink Kowpis?   Its a Japanese fermented milk product...sort of like Banzai Ovaltine.  You should try it.

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Artsy Bastards - 7/25/2006 3:33:15 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		I saw your edit afterwards.  Honestly, I have never had an Armagnac measure up to a Cognac dollar for dollar.  A great Armagnac is as good as a decent Cognac, but vive la difference, non?

As to marc, I know the French love it, but what I'm saying is in North America, drinking it would be very pretentious (just as drinking a double ristretto is normal in Europe, here people wouldn't even know that it's coffee)

Turns out real French men do exist!

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RE: Artsy Bastards - 7/25/2006 3:34:35 PM   
gooddogbenji


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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

bovine watersports.  That's intense.  Ever see a cow piss?



Like shotgunning a keg o' beer.  LOL

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RE: Artsy Bastards - 7/25/2006 3:37:41 PM   
Aileen68


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RE: Artsy Bastards - 7/25/2006 3:38:22 PM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		We differ on palates.  I find most of the bar cognacs (Martell, Hennessey) overpriced and dull.  The exceptions are Hine which is generally drinkable, and Pierre Ferrand which goes from tasty at the low ends to heavenly at the top.  But give me a good armangac over a cognac any day.

I agree with you re: marc.

I can't believe I'm discussing spirits with a dog!   He tastes cognac...but do you know what he had in his mouth 15 minutes earlier????

E. 

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Artsy Bastards - 7/25/2006 3:38:46 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		I would never call you a cow, Aileen. 

Now the moment of truth - do you piss like one?  LOL

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RE: Artsy Bastards - 7/25/2006 3:40:02 PM   
TreSwank


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Status: offline 		I think you may have taken a little bit of artistic license with the quote, but it's still good for a laugh.

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