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Will Trump go completely of his rocker tonight on the tweets?


Nay
  14% (1)
Yea
  28% (2)
Complete deranged mental bastards worth
  57% (4)


Total Votes : 7
(last vote on : 2/13/2017 12:40:49 AM)
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WickedsDesire -> Will Trump go completely of his rocker tonight on the tweets? (2/11/2017 11:04:08 AM)

As was prophesied in the Book of Shoe, creature tends to go particularly mental on his twit account : Saturday eve-Sunday morning….oh come on dear readers cant just be me who noticed that!

What malarkey do you think it will be tonight:

1. Travel ban, in another crayon – save red crayons on account they all belong to me.
2. Shooting darkies on sight.
3. Plead the fifth amendment three more times, so he breaks 100.
4. Enters the launch codes into the tweeters.



WhoreMods -> RE: Will Trump go completely of his rocker tonight on the tweets? (2/11/2017 11:08:17 AM)

I wonder if he can get an app for his Nokia to launch the nukes from that, without needing the football (or whatever it's called)?



WickedsDesire -> RE: Will Trump go completely of his rocker tonight on the tweets? (2/11/2017 11:21:56 AM)

Don’t look at me - I think we should launch on Americashire first.....Like anyone is going to miss that place wherever the fuk that is. Yes, they call it a football as anything more complex than a bubble, filled with air Jackals breath would cause their brain sprockets to shatter to smithereens. I expect him to throw the football (case), literary, in the direction immediately in front of him...wonders if netfuks will stream that?



WhoreMods -> RE: Will Trump go completely of his rocker tonight on the tweets? (2/11/2017 11:24:45 AM)

We're not actually capable of launching on America, old boy. That silly Trident nonsense needs approval from whichever fuckwit they've voted into power before anything can be done with it.



WickedsDesire -> RE: Will Trump go completely of his rocker tonight on the tweets? (2/11/2017 11:45:01 AM)

We are more than capable halfwit - even if all our 4 subs are completely shagged..... Royal Navy 'attack' submarines out of operations http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38931663 guffaws



thompsonx -> RE: Will Trump go completely of his rocker tonight on the tweets? (2/11/2017 1:52:12 PM)

ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

We're not actually capable of launching on America, old boy. That silly Trident nonsense needs approval from whichever fuckwit they've voted into power before anything can be done with it.


You've a gun with bullets and no trigger????



WhoreMods -> RE: Will Trump go completely of his rocker tonight on the tweets? (2/12/2017 4:33:02 AM)

The dock that the submarines are ran from is owned, staffed and maintained by Haliburton, and there hasn't been a test launch since the late '80s.



mnottertail -> RE: Will Trump go completely of his rocker tonight on the tweets? (2/12/2017 5:10:02 AM)

You have Tories, take a page from Il Doucherino, launch them and have the Americans pay for it.



WhoreMods -> RE: Will Trump go completely of his rocker tonight on the tweets? (2/12/2017 5:14:10 AM)

I think the American armed forces prefer to have us pay for it while they run it. It's like those missile bases that they used to have all over the country, ecept that somebody else is paying for this set up.
("Our own independent nuclear deterrent" my hairy white arse.)



WickedsDesire -> RE: Will Trump go completely of his rocker tonight on the tweets? (2/12/2017 6:15:08 AM)

It would appear I was wrong - I think he was having a plate bunch of bananas at some dinner watching the North Korean launch. Still, there is always tonight - his pussy grabbing wee claws must be itching to scratch away at his twat screen..

I have completely forgotten what the four Zero working subs carry & rotate

That soo was a successful launch - Theresa May is coming under pressure to say whether she knew about a reported misfire of the UK's nuclear weapons system before a crucial Commons vote.
The Sunday Times says the missile veered off course during a test in June last year - weeks before the Commons voted to spend £40bn renewing Trident. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38711418

Still we have our formidable navy of two two half built, raring to go fuk knows when, aircraft destroyers....but when they are ready in a bit(few years) something about jets /aircraft not being able to land on them (christ!)

Wait...wait. Ah! Our fleet of 6 Type 45 destroyersIn an email seen by the BBC, a serving Royal Navy officer wrote that "total electric failures are common" on its fleet of six £1bn Type 45 destroyers.
The Ministry of Defence said there were reliability issues with the propulsion system and work to fix it would be done to ensure "ships remain available"....basically if the water is warmer than Portsmouth harbour it knackers the engines and they break down..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35432341

Does anything actually work ffs!

Okay. Do we have any soldiers left in our army? Or angry pigeons we could weaponize?



WhoreMods -> RE: Will Trump go completely of his rocker tonight on the tweets? (2/12/2017 6:17:27 AM)

Maybe his security detail have been briefed that his phone needs breaking under certain circumstances?



sloguy02246 -> RE: Will Trump go completely of his rocker tonight on the tweets? (2/12/2017 8:52:51 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

I wonder if he can get an app for his Nokia to launch the nukes from that, without needing the football (or whatever it's called)?


Was watching a documentary last night on a PBS channel about this.

The "football" is actually several satchels (three, as I remember) containing electronic devices which allow the president to contact the military in the event of a crisis.

The president does not have the actual nuclear launch codes - the military does.
What the president has is called the "biscuit," a laminated card he carries with him at all times which contains codes he uses to verify his identity to the military in an emergency (if he decides to launch nuclear weapons).

Point is, Trump cannot press a button or enter a code and unilaterally launch a nuclear strike.
He must go through the military chain of command to do so.



BoscoX -> RE: Will Trump go completely of his rocker tonight on the tweets? (2/12/2017 8:55:25 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sloguy02246


quote:

ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

I wonder if he can get an app for his Nokia to launch the nukes from that, without needing the football (or whatever it's called)?


Was watching a documentary last night on a PBS channel about this.

The "football" is actually several satchels (three, as I remember) containing electronic devices which allow the president to contact the military in the event of a crisis.

The president does not have the actual nuclear launch codes - the military does.
What the president has is called the "biscuit," a laminated card he carries with him at all times which contains codes he uses to verify his identity to the military in an emergency (if he decides to launch nuclear weapons).

Point is, Trump cannot press a button or enter a code and unilaterally launch a nuclear strike.
He must go through the military chain of command to do so.



You think they are going to let something as trivial as facts interrupt their hysteria

?



WickedsDesire -> RE: Will Trump go completely of his rocker tonight on the tweets? (2/12/2017 9:00:41 AM)

Trump can launch on his own you two fukwits - granted there is a small chain of command - his defence secretary can refuse and have him locked up in an asylum. Now who is his defence secretary goon enabler? mad-dawg something or other chosen by, now who was that again - oh trump?

the app? - well he needs a specially designed one for his wee pussy grabbing claws he can scratch away at like the mad bastard he is.



WhoreMods -> RE: Will Trump go completely of his rocker tonight on the tweets? (2/12/2017 9:18:47 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sloguy02246


quote:

ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

I wonder if he can get an app for his Nokia to launch the nukes from that, without needing the football (or whatever it's called)?


Was watching a documentary last night on a PBS channel about this.

The "football" is actually several satchels (three, as I remember) containing electronic devices which allow the president to contact the military in the event of a crisis.

The president does not have the actual nuclear launch codes - the military does.
What the president has is called the "biscuit," a laminated card he carries with him at all times which contains codes he uses to verify his identity to the military in an emergency (if he decides to launch nuclear weapons).

Point is, Trump cannot press a button or enter a code and unilaterally launch a nuclear strike.
He must go through the military chain of command to do so.


Thanks.



thompsonx -> RE: Will Trump go completely of his rocker tonight on the tweets? (2/12/2017 9:58:00 AM)


ORIGINAL: WickedsDesire
Now who is his defence secretary goon enabler? mad-dawg something or other chosen by, now who was that again - oh trump?

While it is possible it is not very probable that a mad dog will ever become anyone's bitch.




WhoreMods -> RE: Will Trump go completely of his rocker tonight on the tweets? (2/12/2017 10:00:27 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: WickedsDesire
the app? - well he needs a specially designed one for his wee pussy grabbing claws he can scratch away at like the mad bastard he is.

Quite the contrary: those tiny stubby little fingers he has make it a lot easier for him to use the "keyboard" on a touchscreen phone.



WickedsDesire -> RE: Will Trump go completely of his rocker tonight on the tweets? (2/12/2017 10:35:45 AM)

WM I know you favour his wee teeny cockwomble hands and you know i favour his wee tiny raper like claws Fingers have subtlety, panache and do not always make a grab for the snatch...claws just slash away with utter chaos and mayhem - tis why I prefer my definition


Edited for WM addition -do you know the first record I ever, ever bought was?

Remember you are a Womble



WhoreMods -> RE: Will Trump go completely of his rocker tonight on the tweets? (2/12/2017 10:38:45 AM)

Fair enough.



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