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daft joke! - 7/25/2006 6:03:31 AM

submaleslaveuk

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HUSBAND WANTED:

MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70'S),

MUST NOT BEAT ME,

MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME

AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!

ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day after her add ran in the paper, she heard the
doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired
gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you,
are you? Just look at you, you have no legs!
The old man smiled. "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any arms either!"

Again the old man smiled, "I will never beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed?"

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said," I rang the
doorbell, didn’t I?"

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RE: daft joke! - 7/25/2006 1:02:13 PM

Cloudz

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ROFL

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RE: daft joke! - 7/25/2006 4:37:36 PM

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good one
lol

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RE: daft joke! - 7/25/2006 4:40:46 PM

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LMAO

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RE: daft joke! - 7/25/2006 9:21:25 PM

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OH SCHNAPP!!! ROFLMFAO

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RE: daft joke! - 7/26/2006 5:11:09 AM

Hohoho

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Thanks, i needed that!

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RE: daft joke! - 7/26/2006 3:35:15 PM

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OMG LOL that is so funny!!!!

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RE: daft joke! - 7/26/2006 7:02:47 PM

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RE: daft joke! - 7/27/2006 4:17:21 AM

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