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RE: Is God a Lesbian? - 2/24/2017 12:35:08 PM

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Welll... I mean, asexual reproduction does occur in nature...

Yeah. Not so much in humans.

Don't go Bosco on me.

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RE: Is God a Lesbian? - 2/24/2017 12:38:05 PM

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To be fair, Fred Trump did once forget to flush the toilet after he took a shit, and forty years later the runny orange turd he squeezed out after a heavy night on the curry is hosting The Apprentice on Fox...

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RE: Is God a Lesbian? - 2/25/2017 5:48:26 AM

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If you get to quote fairy tales as a valid source of factual data then a batman comic would also be a valid source of factual data?

The bible is not a fairy tale, It is a history book and collection of letters.

You seem to think that it contains nothing but a series of stories and fabrications, except the stories it tells it actually have real locations, fit actual time tables, and contains passages which speak of events which actually occurred. In many cases they often attribute very rare, but entirely natural, occurrences to the work of the Divine.

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ORIGINAL: thompsonxIt is called involuntary manslaughter and the victims familyt recieves a cash settlement.
Jesus you are phoquing stupid.

Did i say involuntary manslaughter?
No - i said you could legitimately kill people in certain situations.

In Roman Law (which is when a majority of the bible takes place) a Roman Citizen could legitimately slay the husband of his daughter and would suffer only the consequence of having to pay a small tribute, often in the form of livestock or repayment of the dowry, as recompense for the slain son.

Lex Iulia & Lex Papia Poppaea

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RE: Is God a Lesbian? - 2/25/2017 7:55:17 AM

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YES SHE IS AND SO AM I .XXX

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RE: Is God a Lesbian? - 2/25/2017 2:09:03 PM

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To feel superior over those peasant folk who are still ignorant enough to believe.

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RE: Is God a Lesbian? - 2/25/2017 2:13:52 PM

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ORIGINAL: thompsonx

If you get to quote fairy tales as a valid source of factual data then a batman comic would also be a valid source of factual data?

The bible is not a fairy tale, It is a history book and collection of letters.

You seem to think that it contains nothing but a series of stories and fabrications, except the stories it tells it actually have real locations, fit actual time tables, and contains passages which speak of events which actually occurred. In many cases they often attribute very rare, but entirely natural, occurrences to the work of the Divine.

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ORIGINAL: thompsonxIt is called involuntary manslaughter and the victims familyt recieves a cash settlement.
Jesus you are phoquing stupid.

Did i say involuntary manslaughter?
No - i said you could legitimately kill people in certain situations.

In Roman Law (which is when a majority of the bible takes place) a Roman Citizen could legitimately slay the husband of his daughter and would suffer only the consequence of having to pay a small tribute, often in the form of livestock or repayment of the dowry, as recompense for the slain son.

Lex Iulia & Lex Papia Poppaea

So does the great gatsby. still a work of fiction.
So does Judas, my Brother. And en exact parallel to the bible and based on real events, and fiction like its other story line partner.
and I could go on but.......

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RE: Is God a Lesbian? - 2/25/2017 2:39:44 PM

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However:

Murder is a sin against God, crime against man.
Stealing is a sin against God, crime against man.
Libel/slander is a sin against God, crime against man

Dots far too complicated for you to connect LOL

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RE: Is God a Lesbian? - 2/25/2017 2:42:54 PM

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You begin to see how many say and believe and I agree...religion poisons everything. I choose not to believe stone age fairy tales.

However murder stealing and libel/slander (false witness) are all integrated elements of your religion LOL

Square that up for me

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RE: Is God a Lesbian? - 2/25/2017 3:46:06 PM

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The bible is not a fairy tale, It is a history book and collection of letters.

You seem to think that it contains nothing but a series of stories and fabrications, except the stories it tells it actually have real locations, fit actual time tables, and contains passages which speak of events which actually occurred. In many cases they often attribute very rare, but entirely natural, occurrences to the work of the Divine.

So does the great gatsby. still a work of fiction.
So does Judas, my Brother. And en exact parallel to the bible and based on real events, and fiction like its other story line partner.
and I could go on but.......

So does the "Autobiography of Abraham Lincoln"
so does the book "Band of Brothers"
So does the book "Encyclopedia Britannica"

So by you're logic - we should slate all of those things as Fiction as well?

Do you still wish to continue to interpret the words i said literally and out of context, or do you wish to use your brain and try and counter the statement that the Bible is a History Book with a collection of public letters and personal letters, which is used to teach a lesson and spread Faith with an actual point?

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RE: Is God a Lesbian? - 2/25/2017 4:01:55 PM

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Well, you know . . .

Mary conceived by the power, or "overshadowing," of the Holy Spirit.

The Spirit--the ruah Yahweh, or "breath of God"--was seen in Hebrew as feminine.

So one could argue that Jesus had two mommies.

My money is on gabe the pool boy.

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RE: Is God a Lesbian? - 2/25/2017 4:14:10 PM

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If you get to quote fairy tales as a valid source of factual data then a batman comic would also be a valid source of factual data?

The bible is not a fairy tale, It is a history book and collection of letters.

Opinions are like assholes...everyone has one and most folk figure theirs works best for them.

You seem to think that it contains nothing but a series of stories and fabrications, except the stories it tells it actually have real locations,

So does batman.

fit actual time tables, and contains passages which speak of events which actually occurred.

So does batman.

In many cases they often attribute very rare, but entirely natural, occurrences to the work of the Divine.

This is an admission of your superstition. If you "know" that say, sodom and gamora were destroyed by fire falling from the sky and that coincides with a volcanic eruption then why continue with the fairy tale of "god did it" because he did not like butt phoquers?

It is called involuntary manslaughter and the victims family recieves a cash settlement.
Jesus you are phoquing stupid.

Did i say involuntary manslaughter?

No dumbass...I said involuntary manslaughter is what you described.
Jesus you are phoquing stupid.

No - i said you could legitimately kill people in certain situations.

And I said that is called involuntary manslaughter.
Maybe you should get a grown up to help you with the big words.

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